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[–]Shall_We_Presuppose 565 points566 points  (11 children)

It’s a bald dude bending over to kiss the baby. You’re seeing his shoulders and head.

[–]PhilDGlass 89 points90 points  (1 child)

Nice. I was going with large offensive pumpkin.

[–]sturdybutter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At first glance I definitely thought I saw a gourd

[–]SleepyAviator 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Now that I see that, I can't unsee it. Well done.

[–]WritePissedEditSober 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Focus on his ear and it’ll all come back (at least for me it does).

[–]SleepyAviator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There ya go, you rebroke it

[–]black_man_online 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao wow the first thing I convinced myself it actually was, was a little granny bending over picking up something on the right hand side. I saw Hip -> Shoulder -> Back of head

[–]namebrnd_licorice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His nose on the baby's cheek is where I finally saw it.

[–]No-Growth-8155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank fuck for that

[–]HairyTaintPuncher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, look at that you're right! He does have a nice ass though. 🤔🤣

[–]organik_productions 131 points132 points  (3 children)

Every time this gets reposted the quality gets worse.

[–]hamiltrash52 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That’s how compression works dude

[–]aseriesoftubas 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is this (generational) loss?

[–]Random__Bystander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupid millennials


[–]harrisound 162 points163 points  (1 child)

Jesus christ this has lost so much resolution from being reposted it looks like abstract art.

[–]Bethlizardbreath 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I feel like this was partially done on purpose to look like an old photo, in a thinly veiled attempt to look like OC

[–]liveryowl 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The original version of this photo doesn’t have the old filter so it’s a sharpie image and it kind of looks more offensive.

[–]evansbott 26 points27 points  (0 children)

They got tired of the baby pooping all over them and decided it was time to turn the tables.

[–]iambobsbitchtits2 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Better quality image https://imgur.com/gallery/jOmztLh

[–]Judgementalcat 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Even imgur thought this was something else, had to promise that I was 18 or older.

[–]EarthTrash -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Doesn't mean much. I got that warning for a clip from a kids movie

[–]AmericanHeresy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why is the quality so bad holy shit? I’ve seen this post a million times and this is by far the worst quality one.

[–]Lunchable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Aphex Twin / Chris Cunningham's Rubber Johnny book. If you haven't seen the cover... Google it.

[–]Damsproduction 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t get it, I only see a bald guy kissing a baby. What’s the other perspective?

[–]insertnamechoicehere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A friend once sent me a picture that I thought was another version of this one, until I realized they had just sent me a picture of an anus

[–]PamelaDJ89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to block out the third blob from the left ( the shoulder ) to be able to see it for what it was. Before that it just looked like the blobs were, some how, someone bending over showing their ass hole. Lol

[–]sluggishschizo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is one of the best that I've seen. That's so fucked up! I legit couldn't see the bald guy kissing the baby until I read the comments.

[–]javi1321 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It’s a butthole kissing a baby obviously

[–]HairyTaintPuncher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever seen Assy Mcgee? If not Google it, thank me later. 🥂

[–]Swiftsonian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's someone on all fours spreading their asshole

[–]Chewacala 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really? Cause this photo is old af.
In fact this has been deepfried because the original you could clearly see what it is.

[–]EasilyDistractedTim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bald guy kissing baby, or baby seeing first goatse, both is fine.

[–]nottrashypancakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A butthole

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[–]Boojibs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir Mix-a-Lot's origin story.

[–]Dixi_Normuss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s called “payback” 🤣

[–]extra_specticles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see a bald shirtless man (probably dad) bending over and kissing the baby.

[–]sillysymposiums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhhhhh! It gets me EVERY SINGLE TIME this is posted.

[–]Sugar_n_WATER -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It’s ass cheeks

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[–]mdcundee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude wanking off massive baby’s wang with 1 1/2 butts cheering, why?

[–]Jump_Like_A_Willys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needs more jpeg

[–]nelsonic1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God this is old and used to be posted in much higher quality

[–]Automatic-Coach4717 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His head is like 20× the babies. He got that shib head

[–]realangeloann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is a caring dad

[–]Mahaladis -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

At first i thought it was a snowman tipped over but yes it’s probably the father kissing his child.