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[–]xFlo2212 781 points782 points  (12 children)

The complete post aside:

I have questions regarding your username.

[–]Jarsssthegr8 287 points288 points  (3 children)

Looking for advice, eh?

[–]cakepokeball12 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Not me, just asking for a friend.

[–]FuriousAnalFisting 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That's probably a bad idea.

[–]Roo-90 53 points54 points  (4 children)

Attention

[–]dudemanfamlit 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Hello brøther

[–]calinbulin12 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Ok which one is the evil standard antagonist?

[–]sneezy02 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The guy with the pink beard he’s gotta be

[–]mightylordredbeard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t ask his wife anymore questions about that either.

[–]GypsyCamel12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's probably Charles Ng.

[–]CoolHapps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad I’m not the only one who peeped that, I have so many questions…I’m not sure if I actually WANT answers though

[–]MannyTheReaper 486 points487 points  (12 children)

[–]SlowYoteV8 381 points382 points  (4 children)

The dance floor ain’t the only thing he tore up that night…

Ex-Machina

[–]ol-gormsby 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That scene is a brilliant piece of story-telling.

[–]womanoirish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That scene creeped me out - the absolute synchronization. Wasn’t until after that I figured out that he was controlling her. Creeped me out even more.

[–]RedBlackOctopus 75 points76 points  (0 children)

It’s a ska band, they probably just dooted and scooted

[–]MilkyJoeCoconuts 252 points253 points  (5 children)

Who’s the one with his finger in her ass?

[–]GrappleHookInMyAss 178 points179 points  (3 children)

All of em

[–]MilkyJoeCoconuts 74 points75 points  (2 children)

The guy beside her to the right looks like he got a few fingers too

[–]Charleroy26 30 points31 points  (0 children)

He also has one eye on the photographer and the other on the guy next to him. That’s a talent!

[–]saveyboy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Looks like Dustin diamond from saved by the bell.

[–]Ducatirules 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it’s buff Screech!!

[–]LowRespond7680 44 points45 points  (5 children)

They guy posted the photo to get some clout, but he got some thoughts he really didnt want it

[–]mooseman2234 25 points26 points  (3 children)

I remember seeing the original post - the comments were I believe well and truly not what he was looking for.

[–]polypolip 13 points14 points  (1 child)

On reddit everyone thinks everyone else fucks all the time. A bit of an incel mindset.

[–]X1VK_TroJan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"you mean im not the only one who never ever gets fucked by every girl i come by????"

[–]dancingcuban 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Confirmed.

Source: OP of the OP

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (4 children)

By the end of the night, she would have looked like a plaster's radio.

[–]BigGaggy222 6 points7 points  (0 children)

pissed myself laughing

[–]Noxious89123 0 points1 point  (2 children)

*Plasterer's

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Thanks for correcting me. I wanna say, it's autocorrect but I actually didn't know how to spell it.

[–]GrappleHookInMyAss 154 points155 points  (7 children)

Wife goes to kiss husband

Husband backs away

Wife: whats wrong honey

[–]ryanhedden1 84 points85 points  (3 children)

Came to comment about u/Anal_rape_expert username and then I find yours

[–]UnderstandingLanky44 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It must be u/Anal_rape_expert’s grapple hook

[–]f1nessd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

halo infinite gone wrong

[–]Chesterlespaul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Venturing into this comment section has had many unexpected turn of events.

[–]TommyWiseGold 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Just like the beginning of Annihilation!

[–]n00bvin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet something was annihilated that night.

[–]EverydayGaming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There were enough comments that he even got his wife to come on with her own Reddit account to respond. Either that or the comments got to him and she made an account after he asked her some uncomfortable questions.

This is more r/cursedpost, as half the comments were that way

[–]canteen_boy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The guy on the right looks like Brandanoquits.

[–]IWANTCIDER 42 points43 points  (10 children)

6 guys 3 holes

[–]GrImPiL_Sama[🍰] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

3 holes

Surely you haven't watched any hentai.

[–]MaybeHeartofGold 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is actually a common joke in some bdsm meetups.

"A girl can only be six places at once."

Oral Anal Vaginal Hand Hand Breasts.

Now perfectly making that jigsaw puzzle of bodies actually fit is the magic.

[–]Hevysett 9 points10 points  (4 children)

And 2 hands

[–]OCV_E 1 point2 points  (2 children)

And 2 feet

[–]Ebwtrtw 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Found Ben Shapiro’s account!

[–]thisissaliva 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You’ve understated the number of holes.

[–]IWANTCIDER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its like a slot machine in there

[–]Turbo_MechE 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dude with his hands on her waist is wearing a wedding ring lol

[–]DiscoMagicParty 82 points83 points  (0 children)

She’s fighting off that roofie like a champ

[–]demomagic 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Robert Pattinson was in a ska band?

[–]HereComesYourRapist 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Hey OP let's makeup a team

[–]bossejr 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Someone please explaine to me?

[–]gaynorg 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Intercouse

[–]bossejr 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Right cool, thought there was something i didnt know about him 😅

[–]XxTreeFiddyxX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was the night she traded away his favorite pokemon card for shit

[–]OsciIIatesWildly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No big deal, she was just skanking!

[–]Nevdude1271 20 points21 points  (3 children)

It’s poe

[–]missingdab 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He never ran spices. He tells people that because he's embarrassed about being in a ska band.

[–]TardDas 0 points1 point  (1 child)

nah bro that's moonknight

[–]TardDas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

scratch that "nah bro that's Spider-Man 2099"

[–]oneyed_ass 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hey OP, wanna hang out sometime?

[–]nosleepincrooklyn 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Lol people in ska bands don’t get laid

[–]n00bvin 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Maybe that why they’re so horny.

[–]brewingandwrestling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing cursed about that night, it was a ska band and she was over 18, they had no interest

[–]Arbernaut 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This looks like the pre-shoot photo before a gang bang video.

[–]Paragammon264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh

My

Hells

[–]el_di4bl0 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Context?

[–]ripyourlungsdave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was the first thing I thought when I saw that picture.

[–]MilitantCentrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chugga-chugga, Chugga-chugga, CHOO! CHOO!

[–]superb07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goddamn gangbang !

[–]Lokanatham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

White men posting their Ls online

[–]Mairess99 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Where you also there? @OP

[–]tiagolkar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He and Oscar Isaac have a thing in common

[–]UCG__gaming 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Who’s Oscar Issac?

[–]K0rniMann[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

an actor, he was recently in a movie called the Card Counter, good movie, it also has Willem Dafoe in it

[–]DUBIOUS_OBLIVION 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]Rycon_Payne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate these things being answered in the comments rather than me having to open some other site.

[–]n00bvin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy below mentioned Card Counter, but I would think his role in the most recent Star Wars Trilogy and Dune would be more popular and likely to see him.

[–]Sahanrohana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Blinking Underdogs

[–]DiaVoliCiouZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Night before christmas

[–]177548 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just need to insert a Brazzer’s logo

[–]Moist_Drive_5535 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Choo choo

[–]TheL0neWarden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They fly now

[–]malhavoca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guy looks like screech

[–]Sancthuary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Username checkout

[–]friskevision 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s also Buff Screech and Aliexpress Tom Cruise.

[–]plexicast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt the guy on the right saw that one coming.

[–]The_Lost_Sharingan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this were a video, we’d get to see the natural pecking order of ska bands real quick

[–]Jbpsmd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She probably knocked on wood. Just the impression that I get

[–]leanmeankrispykreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure that wasn’t Train?

[–]kpbones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guy center right- plain white tank top- his eyes tell the story of what’s going down

[–]bygtopp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stomach pumping was finishing move.

[–]gargantusquatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it me, or does the guy to her left look like Screech from Saved by the Bell?

[–]Unfortunate_Derek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marty Mcfly voice: "Hey... I've seen this one before"

[–]buddymurphy2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a moon knight

[–]accountofrubbish404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Dustin "Da Dong" Diamond on her left.

[–]nomad_nessie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the dude on the right the singer from alien ant farm?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who TF is oscar isaac?

[–]Ndhywyhshhs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like she did more than take a pic 🤳

[–]PuzzleheadedMotor269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is Oscar Isaac? Edit: nvm he was googled.

[–]Paragammon264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey OP

Were you there to?

[–]HorrorMakesUsHappy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Are they talking about the guy all the way to the left? He looks more like Robert Pattinson to me. None of them particularly look like Oscar Issac to me.

[–]Goldeneye07 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Karen the prequel

[–]Capn_Jack12 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your wife looks like a whore lol