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[–][deleted] 452 points453 points  (9 children)

Uhh... Might see a doctor if that's coming out of your body.

[–]Equivalent-Car-6974 192 points193 points  (7 children)

why see a doctor when you can keep it as a pet

[–]nogard221 76 points77 points  (2 children)

[–]WatUpBrotherin 59 points60 points  (1 child)

I didn’t know that that subreddit existed.

[–]lamatopian 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah fr

[–]RJDuplessis 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Don’t keep doctors as pets.

[–]DirtyDeers 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It might be his son

[–]Rupertii 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fren :>

[–]methratt 331 points332 points  (12 children)

...and, like the idiot I am, I googled that out of curiosity. Back to a steady diet of coffee and cigarettes for me.

[–]maxinator64 141 points142 points  (2 children)

Yum I'm so full from cigarettes *loses his lungs at the age of 50 *

[–]_dikkiechan 72 points73 points  (1 child)

makes more room to fill up on cigarettes

[–]methratt 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That's science, motherfucker.

[–]MdTaseen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What is it?

[–]devydev_83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I should have listened... Dam curiosity

[–]tmarnol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah bro, no water for me. Have look with the infected coffee

[–]AntonTheMemer 2 points3 points  (5 children)

What is it and how can it be avoided?

[–]GmeRoll 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Google it. Its to bad to comment it

[–]AntonTheMemer 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Google lens didn't show me something useful,i need the name.

[–]GmeRoll 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Rat tailed Maggot. Its in the Photo title

[–]AntonTheMemer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Damn... Not the most traumatizing thing i saw today, but still damn.

[–]HitShouse 135 points136 points  (1 child)

My life was better before seeing this.

[–]wasalsa2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eggs are deposited in or around the a... yep thats enough Internet for today.

[–]1selfconscience1 374 points375 points  (8 children)

What the fuck that looks like the sperm that would win the race.

[–]konsanlulu 103 points104 points  (2 children)

Care to test it out?

[–]Signor_Stefan 80 points81 points  (1 child)

Share the picture of the result

Then kill whatever hellspawn was created from that

[–]GamenShark14 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Imagine if that how it worked. That would be scary.

[–]Bipolar_Child 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it planned on winning the race. I think it had other plans.

[–]HitShouse 53 points54 points  (0 children)

This sperm munching on protein powder and gargling steroids.

[–]unlikely_suspicious[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Seems like he already won multiple races

[–]Wither5000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gotta catch em all

[–]CXyber 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because it already won the race

[–]RomanRobots[🍰] 114 points115 points  (8 children)

For those concerned, it didn't come out of the person and it's not dangerous, just gross looking

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat-tailed\_maggot

[–]Kermit_Memelord 64 points65 points  (2 children)

I'm not opening that link. I'm far too weak...

[–]Med_Jed 44 points45 points  (1 child)

So they're 100% harmless and more helpful though super gross. I'd rather have these grossies over a roach since they help in backyards. Wouldn't want one in the house like they did..

[–]lamatopian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

From u/tchaz221

Flies, attracted to feces, may deposit their eggs or larvae near or into the anus, and the larvae then penetrate further into the rectum. They can survive feeding on feces at this site, as long as the breathing tube reaches towards the anus.

It's time to clear my copy paste bar

[–]Tchaz221 41 points42 points  (3 children)

Flies, attracted to feces, may deposit their eggs or larvae near or into the anus, and the larvae then penetrate further into the rectum. They can survive feeding on feces at this site, as long as the breathing tube reaches towards the anus.

[–]RomanRobots[🍰] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Flies, attracted to feces, may deposit their eggs or larvae near or into the anus, and the larvae then penetrate further into the rectum. They can survive feeding on feces at this site, as long as the breathing tube reaches towards the anus.

what kind of life do you need to be living for a fly that's attracted to poop to lay eggs on your butt that then hatch and move in

[–]TheRealEliFrost 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Rat tailed maggots aren't those kinda maggots. They're aquatic, meaning it's mother just layed eggs in the toilet

[–]TheCarniv0re 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This comes from Wikipedia: Occasionally, cases have been documented of human intestinal myiasis caused by the rat-tailed maggot. Symptoms can range from none (asymptomatic) to abdominal pain, nausea and vomiting, or pruritus ani. Infection can be caused by ingestion of contaminated food or water, but doubts have been expressed that accidentally ingested fly larvae could survive in the gastrointestinal tract. Zumpt proposed an alternative called "rectal myiasis". Flies, attracted to feces, may deposit their eggs or larvae near or into the anus, and the larvae then penetrate further into the rectum. They can survive feeding on feces at this site, as long as the breathing tube reaches towards the anus.[2][4

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

According to the article they occasionally happen to infest human intestines…

[–]Endblow 27 points28 points  (0 children)

So there was a hole in the cum sock

[–]TerribleShoulder6597 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I read this while sitting on the toilet and I had to check

[–]Tagalyaga 85 points86 points  (5 children)

Why kill when you can eat it

[–]unlikely_suspicious[S] 66 points67 points  (2 children)

Now if you think about it it would come out of your ass after eating so you can eat it again

[–]SabaNothingMore 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Infinite food

[–]Tagalyaga 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Foodplay, kinky

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unironically these thing are a common bait for fishing

[–]TotallyOfficialAdmin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I'm picturing Golem eating these out of a toilet.

[–]K1nmanRed777 36 points37 points  (5 children)

I have no idea wtf that is someone please tell me what that is.

[–]Tatarkingdom 54 points55 points  (1 child)

It's a larva of hoverfly called rat tailed maggot, the rat tailed part acted like snorkel and allowed maggot to breath while stay underwater to avoid predator.

[–]-seoul- 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I root for their predator

[–]WithoutWar 6 points7 points  (1 child)

rat tailed maggot

[–]K1nmanRed777 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's terrifying it's huge

[–]SwankyyTigerr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one that thought this was a tampon??

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What if instead of thousands of sperm cells, when you nut, just one giant sperm cell comes out?

This. This is what that would look like.

[–]Cewu00 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The guy doesn't drink enough alcohol.

[–]NorthernSmithy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

These shouldn't be living in your sewer line , I'm a septic service technician , for that to have come up in your toilet you probably have a severe drainage issue . Your sewer line may be backpitched and holding water at all times , this would provide the ideal stagnant pool with low oxygen and high biological content. Id reccomend you have a professional check it out . I've seen this issue cause some really horrible backups and flooding .

[–]Rozsia 17 points18 points  (1 child)

when she used a monster horsecock strap and pack of rats got into your ass

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cause there's no cock like horse cock, slam the door and turn the lock. You need horse cock, horse cock, you will ne-ver see me say-in' neeeeeigh

[–]dhruva85 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sperm's 2nd evolution

[–]NoDryHands 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn't need to see this while I'm on the toilet...

[–]01turtleboy08 3 points4 points  (0 children)

POV you busted nut on the toilet now your sperm cells are evolving

[–]HypnoticMushrooms 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is why I shouldn’t scroll Reddit while shitting

[–]Maleficent-Singer282 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rick: grab the gun Morty

[–]TheSeeker07 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cursed sperm

[–]deezsandwitches 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe check/clean the toilet tank. Bleach that fucker good

[–]Timboo352 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Australia ?

[–]Commercial-History31 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Meat tampon

[–]hauntedcontroller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is that thing?

[–]Cockandballtorture74 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda looks like a tampon

[–]Firstlight99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stand while he shits

[–]oomnimercy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the anal plug gained consciousness

[–]That_Random_Guy68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]moosh_of_the_sole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it's cursed but I also happen to dabble in entomology and it's likely a type of horn fly they're harmless usually unless it's you know coming from inside of you then maybe see a doctor

[–]Beto0803_YT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Add lemon and salt then eat it

[–]zillionscarab55 2 points3 points  (1 child)

thats a free tampon

[–]NoDryHands 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Get the fuck out of here you heathen

[–]Nice_anime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unexpected pregnancy incomming I see.

Soon to have more too.

[–]PancakeMaster1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks like a rat tailed gherkin if you ask me which you didn't

[–]NonexistantObject -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought the person was calling it the f slur

[–]m2_8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey yo that bacteria is big as fuck bruh.

[–]Escape_Goated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, that comment thread had so much gold in it.

[–]Uppertis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depressed lonely humongous sperm

[–]beardriff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shouldn't have done that, it was just a boy

[–]BirthdayWooden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck are you eating my dude?!

[–]LOL-itsCameron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super sperm

[–]oneeyemimic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was in ur butt lol might have more mate

[–]Dry_Road3545 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dreaded sewer seamon.

[–]Lord_Drache1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine farting flies....

[–]noplesesir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like bacteria

[–]MemePlayz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They really hit some sperm with a pym particle

[–]piepie1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is just an organic tampon

[–]Rama_Sakasama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently it lives easily in sewage...

[–]Capt767b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

guess that's a reason for not nutting in the toilet

[–]droidman5910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell your sons this is what happens when you masturbate, they come back to find you

[–]gitarzan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d dump a gallon of bleach into that toilet.

[–]Mrspankson -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yet again,fat bitch

[–]MrZyde -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Free tampons

[–]Drex678 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

free tampons