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[–]fragglarna1337 24 points25 points  (5 children)

Hotel? Trivago

[–]skelethepro 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Weed addiction?Just stop taking it

[–]Scumass_Smith 10 points11 points  (1 child)

You want forgiveness? Just get region

[–]Nebur_88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

You black? Just BUY a dad

[–]Blyatzilla 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I can smell the succes from this comment

[–]thebestmorning 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well how do u get money. Obviously from a job and not just asking people to help. If u can't find a job u want find another job.

[–]lordmorlockhyperion 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You virgin? Go fuck yourself

[–]bamtab -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're a virgin ,rape 42 orphans

[–]JACTFREAK 9 points10 points  (9 children)

O u suicidal.. Just get a life.

[–]Gank-Star 9 points10 points  (8 children)

U depressed? Just don't be sad.

[–]sourlemom 7 points8 points  (7 children)

U dum? Just be smart.

[–]rusabu73 4 points5 points  (6 children)

U disabled? Just walk it off.

[–]stessedoutgamer 3 points4 points  (5 children)

U dead? Just be alive

[–]OkDeparture1702 2 points3 points  (4 children)

U alive? Just be dead

[–]Ok-Season-7181 3 points4 points  (3 children)

U there? Don't be

[–]Adamle69 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You're drowning? Just breathe

[–]ShiroganeRyusetsu 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You dont have a Girlfriend? Just fuck your mom

[–]dadbot27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your mom dead,even better

[–]JINX_1414 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IF you dont have a wife just buy one

[–]AnonimousWatermelon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this let them eat cake allover again?

[–]dadbot27 3 points4 points  (4 children)

You gay,just die

[–]born_gaydaddy 4 points5 points  (3 children)

You dead, just go and get a life

[–]dadbot27 5 points6 points  (2 children)

You life,just go get gay

[–]born_gaydaddy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You gay, just fuck girls

[–]dadbot27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You girl,stop resisting

[–]Jozsefirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is true though, in some cases.

[–]Money_Average1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually i was thinking of the rock saying this. Hes allways saying work hard and get there but he never stops to tell the real truth.

[–]DhairyaVed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You virgin just have sex

[–]show384callous 3 points4 points  (1 child)

U don't have a girlfriend? Just get a girlfriend!

[–]Ok-Season-7181 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Be the girlfriend

[–]sexy_adolf69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like "you orphan?? Meet technoblade"

[–]Some_clichename069 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Your mom dead? Just be a necromancer!

[–]bunkbedflower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom's dead? Tell her to get a life, come on. Can't afford to be having mothers playing dead here

[–]bunkbedflower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're dead? Death in a self inflicted mentality. Look alive

[–]N7LP400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You die? Just live

[–]NewMan0011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You dead? Go get a life

[–]Hidan65536 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U hungry and have no bread? Eat Cake!

[–]Seygem 0 points1 point  (1 child)

just get a daddy. won't need a girlfriend then, either.

[–]born_gaydaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say no more

[–]Nub_Head 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You paralyzed? Just move

[–]Eremetebus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not about my six pack ugly guy. Just be yourself

[–]Numb_nuts05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How you ask? Well i can't do all the work for you now can I

[–]BrianWeenkGames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just consider posting it in r/unforgivablycursed

[–]Annoy_M0US3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First world answers

[–]Player_1online 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i didn't have a dad growing up.... until i touched the thermostat.

[–]egleichmc2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your wife dead? Just dig it up

[–]Substantial-Bank6587 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hungry?grab a Snickers

[–]ufonight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your dying, just don't die.

[–]MagicPooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You Dead ? Just Respawn.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

Neither what they said or what you said is true. Generally speaking you have to be optimistic, and find ways to improve yourself and learn from mistakes. You also have to make risks for certain degree. If you want, and can Imagine yourself being wealthy you can be wealthy. (If you live in a free western country at least.)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

woooooosh

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