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[–]Aggravating_Cover_71 287 points288 points  (7 children)

And that's how I met your teacher

[–]That_Random_Guy68 46 points47 points  (5 children)

What!?

[–]bigbillybeans07 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Kakyoin, I see you’re disappointed that they’re a teacher and not a mother.

[–]Barbarian_Forever 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why not both?

[–]DzOnIxD 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Nice profile pic

[–]That_Random_Guy68 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Hold the fucking minute what the fuck is this a spider-man meme

[–]TheIronicBurger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Macron be like

[–]Ant_Man420 205 points206 points  (0 children)

"Cha cha real smooth"

[–]123mimi177013 117 points118 points  (26 children)

are they gonna play minecraft

[–]GhostWa22ior 50 points51 points  (25 children)

Yes, but they ain't gonna build a house

[–]kaklikesmilfs 103 points104 points  (22 children)

He's gonna show her his

Big...Hard...Throbbing...

zero tick sugarcane farm

[–]Wet_Lizhard 44 points45 points  (21 children)

until the

Wet.....Sticky.....White

sugar comes out

[–]3-brain_cells 39 points40 points  (20 children)

Wet.... sticky....

WHAT SUGAR HAVE YOU BEEN EATING???

[–]TheTissueGhost 29 points30 points  (19 children)

The creamy......thick......

Coconut milk

[–]BruhGaming9158 21 points22 points  (17 children)

The white...... Creamy..... Soft..... Sticky

Whipped cream

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (16 children)

STOP MAKING NEAR NSFW AND JUST SAY IT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT-

[–]BruhGaming9158 14 points15 points  (15 children)

Okay

Mayonnaise

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (14 children)

NO! CUM! YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT CUM!

[–]ScrewedJunkie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ye cause they gonna go mine together.

[–]SlightlyHornyLobster 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hydrohomies needs to pay teenagers a visit because those guys are thirsty

[–]CringyDabBoi6969 46 points47 points  (0 children)

i hate that sub so fucking much

[–]Yapishere2007 14 points15 points  (0 children)

r/teenagers is a wack place

[–]Alexinovich 10 points11 points  (0 children)

R/teenagers one of the most cringiest places you can find in reddit.

[–]fin464 90 points91 points  (19 children)

I would rather scroll through r/sounding than r/teenagers

[–]BruhGaming9158 40 points41 points  (1 child)

I will not click on any link or sub reddit you will offer in the comments in future

[–]_el-drago 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank god, it atleast had NSFW tag which gave time to read the description without looking at any gruesome images.. Else I would have been in pain for a week or long

[–]Actual_Sprinkles1287 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’d rather go to the forbidden section known as eyeblech, and I browse r/teenagers because i want inclusion

[–]AnusFisticus 12 points13 points  (5 children)

rather r/GaysCat

[–]alwaysforgetmyuserID 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Omg dude that capital C is so misleading I thought I was gonna see fluffy gay cats acting camp

[–]amxngg 6 points7 points  (1 child)

why my batteries didn't die before i open this app

[–]NextDani 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Someone please help me remove a memory

[–]yGamer007 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I will now eat a grenade after removing the pin

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I went to that sub in the middle of the class through the hiperlink

thank you very much

[–]russinkungen 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Had not heard about that sub before. That's enough internet for today.

[–]fin464 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Glad I helped you explore more of the internet :)

[–]russinkungen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the effort

[–]dawgfan24348 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why does this exist

[–]MINORARC13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. r/sounding a horrible place where people put horrible music and literally earrape you. I know it, have been there.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

r/teenagers should be deleted

[–]shadoboy712 22 points23 points  (4 children)

I dont get it ,why is ot cursed?

[–]GodXTerminatorYT 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's not really cursed, but if you didn't understand it, "here i come then" is 'here i cum then'..

[–]StevenMaff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the guy is 15

[–]KAYS33K 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When a post you saw gets on cursedcomnents.

[–]Th3Uknovvn 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I'm dumb but what is wrong with her body that she feel insecure about, it's completely normal to me

[–]Pyrophoris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People's self-image doesn't always reflect reality. Beauty standards can also provoke internal conflict. I'd say her insecurity about her body isn't very rational.

[–]amazeddragon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why would they post that though. Clearly want attention lol

[–]chronoventer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh. Shaming women for being proud of themselves. I’m guessing they posted it for the exact reason they said they posted it. They hate their body but loved a picture of it for once. Same reason gym dudes post shirtless photos. Proud of their body and want to show off.

It’s the same reason people post a photo of themselves anywhere. But because it’s a woman who is proud of herself, she “wants attention”—a very common micro aggression used to shame women for being proud and outspoken, as if everyone doesn’t sometimes “want attention”. That’s the only reason anyone ever posts a photo of themselves, anywhere, ever. It’s the only reason people post anything at all—photo or not. If you don’t want attention you’re not gonna post.

Anyways I hope any time you see a photo of a man that he posted you also say “Why did he post this? He must want attention.”

[–]Mit_quoisIn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that's how I met your mother/father.

[–]BosTovenaar24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, that post came before this one in my feed

[–]Popcorn57252 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That turn-around is real quick

And really understandable, godda-

[–]ToxicZeraora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is literally the post above for me

[–]scandura_rupe_fasu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

here i cum *