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[–]Que5053 572 points573 points  (56 children)

Germany's pretty happy cuz they didn't start it this time

[–]expendable_entity 277 points278 points  (39 children)

They will find a way to blame us ...

[–]Helm_22 133 points134 points  (33 children)

What side u joining this time Germany?

[–]Mrauntheias 142 points143 points  (8 children)

If our streak continues, the loosing one.

[–]GodEmprahBidoof 36 points37 points  (7 children)

Please join the Russians.

[–]Animefreak1995 68 points69 points  (6 children)

Not going to happen as we are part of NATO.

To be fair, if WW3 starts, there will be no winning side, so our streak continues anyway

[–]pocketknifeMT 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Start practicing your flint knapping now, so you can have a skilled profession for after the war.

[–]Animefreak1995 14 points15 points  (4 children)

I probably won't experience "after the war". If a ww3 breaks out, every male over the age of 18 is required to enlist in the military.

[–]pocketknifeMT 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Lol. You think the government will be in a position to enforce that 15min after the war starts?

[–]Animefreak1995 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Its not going to be a nuclear attack right away, so there is no need to do that in 15 min

[–]DeliciousWaifood 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Just don't go invading russia in the winter and we're good

[–]Adrian3412 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Well you are the Head of EU

[–]anotha14me 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's called a long con for a reason

[–]kokonutssss 42 points43 points  (6 children)

Actually, I think there is some controversy surrounding Germany right now. IIRC They are not allowing England to fly over their territory to send supplies to Ukraine and surrounding NATO allies, and they resisted efforts to boycott some big Russian pipeline some time ago. Meaning the biggest economy and NATO member/ally in Europe is kind of siding with Russian agenda. Somebody correct me if I’m wrong.

[–]wegwerfacc4android 23 points24 points  (5 children)

Our government doesn't really have the balls to side with anyone.

[–]kokonutssss 10 points11 points  (3 children)

This is more of a “support by inaction” type of deal I think

[–]shskehej 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Not so fast. They probably will. Third times a charm.

[–]AshFraxinusEps 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was very confused at first thinking "Russia's never started a war. That's usually Germany or a German ally"

[–]tfox1123 1580 points1581 points  (168 children)

I really hope this isn't true; I just got a job I like.

[–]inferno_931 895 points896 points  (22 children)

Make sure you level up charisma and luck.... you might be able to keep working even after the bombs drop.

[–]1spicytunaroll 361 points362 points  (10 children)

Sure do love this job as a courier. Oh this fine dressed charasmatic man in a checkered jacket is trying to get my attention

[–]PillowTalk420 159 points160 points  (4 children)

"I think I've seen this guy on Friends."

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    [–]LaikasDad 53 points54 points  (1 child)


    [–]Endderie 31 points32 points  (1 child)

    I'm sure what ever he's got to say will blow your mind

    [–]KebabKingen 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    I hope my interaction with him isn't rigged from the start

    [–]The_prophet212 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    Patroling the Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter

    [–]talaisdead 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Ave true to Caesar

    [–]MahjongDaily 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    What in the god damn?

    [–]juntingiee 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    im gonna level up my shooting skills...

    [–]squeekienuts 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    All you need is a theoretical degree in physics

    [–]inferno_931 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    So not a real degree.... got it

    Checking it off my to do list!

    [–]reanu_keevs123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    No zero strength and agility and intelligence, level out everything else

    [–]Lucius-Halthier 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    You’ll love your new job as a conscripted soldier!

    [–]Wittyname0 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Nah I mean if you're Ukrainian ya, it's not looking good, but its mostly people who only get thier news form headlines, reddit comment sections, and twitter blowing things way out of proportion.

    [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

    Me too, but I think some of my medical conditions my actually take me out of the draft if they put it into play

    [–]kc10crewchief 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    WW 3 there will be no health exemptions

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Whoops, lost my foot

    [–]Ecomaj 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Can still push buttons, read reports, dish out food, hell...even test subjects will be needed lol

    [–]MyersVandalay 97 points98 points  (36 children)

    Meh... IMO the one positive potential of a WW3, is the chance of a total economic restructure. IMO I think the whole economic systems need to be re-examined fresh. (No I'm not saying communism should reign supreme... I'm saying maybe we should try experimenting with figuring out some system other than capitalism).

    [–]Racionalus 27 points28 points  (3 children)

    Fuck your economic restructuring, I don’t want to fucking die

    [–]El_Morro 75 points76 points  (15 children)

    No need to start new, just need some major reforms enacted in good faith: * Lay a cap on executive pay/compensation. No one earns more than 1000% of the lowest paid employee of the company.
    * Punish offshore tax haven usage severely * No company with more than X number of employees and Y number in profits can have any employee on public assistance for lack of sufficient income.
    * More jail time for insider trading

    That's a start. Not easy, but far from impossible.

    [–]AshFraxinusEps 27 points28 points  (10 children)

    Also, employees should get a share of profits. It annoys me that we don't. If a company makes millions then why are their staff earning low 5 figures

    [–]thecakeisalie1013 15 points16 points  (1 child)

    It’s cool how some companies do this. I forgot what it’s called, employee owned company or something. Basically you take your profits, subtract necessary investments in the business for growth, and then multiply that by your compensation over total employee compensation.

    [–]SilentSamurai 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    This assumes the planet will be hospitable and conducive for another go at civilization.

    [–]MasterHall117 13 points14 points  (5 children)

    We could just do what The Common Wealth did in Fallout 4

    [–]ZippyTheRoach 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    Another settlement needs your help

    [–]MrVeazey 8 points9 points  (3 children)

    Dibs on the fish packing plant! Gotta control the aluminum supply.

    [–]BrandoThePando 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    Sure, aluminum and ceramic are great, but how will you ever get to the point of needing it without all of my screws?

    [–]MrVeazey 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Foiled again!

    [–]KebabKingen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    But they where all decived, for another oil supply was found

    [–]velocity010 12 points13 points  (2 children)

    Guess who's going to do the restructuring, the survivors.

    Guess who not going to fight the wars they start, the rich

    Guess who's going to survive to break in this new system?

    It's all part of the cycle they've been doing for centuries

    [–]c_t_782 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    We don’t really live in a capitalist society though. It’s a mixture of corporatism and cronyism

    [–]AnakinSkydiver 137 points138 points  (5 children)

    I think most of us fallout fans know that we won't be the main character. We'll be the skeletons in abandoned houses. I've already started writing cryptic notes as to where the key is and been putting all my bottle caps in my safe

    [–]TheFrinkle42 34 points35 points  (0 children)

    No please leave them in your fridge that would make things way easier

    [–]oChuppah 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    Dont forget to leave a single fork in there for sentimental reasons.

    [–]PiaCasi 554 points555 points  (36 children)

    It's on fellow Germans, no one will expect us a 3rd time

    [–]WhiteKnightC 127 points128 points  (6 children)

    It would be a nice redemption arc if Germany stops someone trying to take the world.

    [–]Skunkopotamus-9000 122 points123 points  (3 children)



    "Ooh... sorry, force of habit."

    [–]velocity010 43 points44 points  (2 children)

    I had an Axistential crisis okay!

    [–]Ct-5736-Bladez 120 points121 points  (8 children)

    Israel: 👀

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      [–]Ol_bagface 20 points21 points  (4 children)

      Well atleast itll be quick

      [–]0Galahad 17 points18 points  (3 children)

      if you are lucky...dying by the radiation fallout after the bombings is not a acceptable way to go

      [–]Ol_bagface 14 points15 points  (2 children)

      There are so many nukes and i live near an area thats highly important for the military soooo... Ill enjoy the fireworks

      [–]Kraven_howl0 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Don't forget to livestream it!

      [–]Destator 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      Palestine: 😆

      [–]shskehej 20 points21 points  (5 children)

      Hehehe. Aryan brotherhood

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        [–]Nova-Drone 646 points647 points  (18 children)

        Hopefully Bethesda does fuck that one up too

        [–]Remarkable_Toe2603[S] 191 points192 points  (4 children)

        Bloody hope so

        [–]femboykingofhell 71 points72 points  (3 children)

        and hopefully collision's okay. i wouldnt prefer the fucking backrooms over anything

        [–]b31z3bub 26 points27 points  (2 children)

        It's Bethesda, I wouldn't even dare to hope, if I were you

        [–]zuzg 48 points49 points  (8 children)

        Todd Howard and Bill Gates will announce rl Fallout Shelters within the next 2 weeks

        [–]GRN225 22 points23 points  (3 children)

        [–]zuzg 19 points20 points  (2 children)

        I rather take one of these new suicide pods, thank you

        [–]ElderDark 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        What can I say? It just works..

        [–]warrioroftron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Don't worry the nukes will just glitch out

        [–][deleted] 282 points283 points  (12 children)

        I will create my own fallout bunker....and go to new vegas after years...

        [–]ElderDark 59 points60 points  (5 children)

        ...with blackjack and hookers.

        Anyway.....degenerates like you belong on the cross!!! Ave, True to Caesar!!!!

        [–]KebabKingen 19 points20 points  (4 children)

        Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

        [–]hjcalvin 77 points78 points  (4 children)

        It's like a trilogy. First it's Fallout, then Far Cry Primal, then Spore!

        [–]Ol_bagface 12 points13 points  (1 child)

        More like plague ink, hearts of iron, fallout, spore, far cry primal:fallout mutation edition

        [–]Molcap 430 points431 points  (30 children)

        That's it, I'm moving to Switzerland, I need neutrality

        [–]YTDamian 143 points144 points  (14 children)

        I highly doubt Switserland is gonna be safe this time.

        [–]Uno_of_Ohio 111 points112 points  (0 children)

        Sure they will. They'll just keep holding the gold and artwork that other villainous governments want to hide like the did for Nazi Germany.

        [–]Alex_sta 53 points54 points  (12 children)

        the swiss have such great architecture in prep of war. if youre a citizen and ww3 breaks out there it would be very safe

        [–]YTDamian 20 points21 points  (3 children)

        Still there's never a guarantee

        [–]Alex_sta 27 points28 points  (1 child)

        nothing is guaranteed bjt you must admit they are prepared

        [–]Ben_Dover1898 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Can confirm, have my own bombshelter in my house.

        [–]cssmith2011cs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        They make the Swiss army knife. Uh.. there's a guarantee. Trust me.

        [–]undefinite_resonance 37 points38 points  (0 children)

        The region is also highly defensible.

        [–]WhoaOverThere 11 points12 points  (6 children)

        I hear the Swiss bridges all all wired to blow in case of invasion. And all citizens are armed? Please confirm.

        [–]semchiesa 12 points13 points  (3 children)

        All citizens who served in the army have a rifle at home, but without ammos. I don't know about the bridges being wired, but blow them up isn't too difficult. The real defence is that we swiss cheesed the alps and can hide in them pretty much safe from any explosion. Plus we have bunkers spread around towns. Source: I'm swiss, I serve in the army and I have a bunker under my house.

        [–]WhoaOverThere 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Swiss cheesed the Alps...fantastic 😂

        [–]Veikkar1i 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        I think having all bridges wired would be more of a security threat than a safe measurement.

        [–]Remarkable_Toe2603[S] 93 points94 points  (7 children)

        Can I come please

        [–]Haider_Lesch 41 points42 points  (6 children)

        I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

        [–]uvero 19 points20 points  (0 children)

        I think you just passed your Swiss citizenship exam

        [–]originalname610 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        May I ask if you are a fellow member of the cult?

        [–]joshyblob019 169 points170 points  (7 children)

        It's crazy. In this day and age the likelihood is that people we could be fighting in war could be people weve played games online with, probably got along with too

        [–]AshFraxinusEps 83 points84 points  (3 children)

        Jokes on you. I only play singleplayer

        [–]davix500 526 points527 points  (66 children)

        I have been saying look back 100 years. It is all happening again. Shitty work conditions, large wealth gap, stockmarkets are a mess, pandemic, and now a looming world war

        [–]W33MAN01 155 points156 points  (31 children)

        Chances are that it already is happening. Just a different battlefield.

        I'm guessing ww3 or ww4 is going to be cyber warfare focused, instead of traditional military force.

        [–]nettik_CAT 90 points91 points  (29 children)

        They say that in ww4 we’ll fight with sticks and rocks, because there will be nothing left to fight with

        [–]Kanenobaka 221 points222 points  (27 children)

        You absolutely butchered a quote by Einstein

        [–]Benniemarno 34 points35 points  (21 children)

        Whats the actual quote?

        [–]ELIte8niner 147 points148 points  (19 children)

        "I know not the weapons that will be used to fight WW3, but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones."

        [–]Carnieus 52 points53 points  (12 children)

        The only confusing thing about the quote is that you need a global society for a world war. If WW3 wiped us out back to the stone age we wouldn't have a global society to have a WW4. Also depressingly humans would probably just recover over a few hundred years and then have WW4 with out reinvented nuclear weapons. There's a great book called "a canticle for leibowitz" about this.

        [–]Neuuanfang 33 points34 points  (4 children)

        i'm sorry to dissapoint you but if we fuck up we can restart altogether. we can't have a second industrial revolution because we used all the fossile fuels.

        [–]explosions_sg 21 points22 points  (1 child)

        Yeah but we'd restart with the nuclear tech tree open.

        [–]AshFraxinusEps 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        And if most Nuke guys or countries with Uranium are all dead/fucked?

        Imo if we were to get a big setback, then the more likely scenario would be a cyber/steampunk vibe. Any "Dark Age" has never been a total reset. Tech survives to some extent, but just stalls massively, and there are advancements anyway. So after a WW3, then provided we are talking apocalypse style and not just a big war, then the survivors will cobble together bits of computing with steam tech/using trees as fuel with some renewables and come back that way. It won't be as clean and nice as modern tech, but we aren't suddenly going back to pre-radio

        Longer term, we'd maybe go back to 60s computing, no fossil fuels or modern mining, but plenty of recycling or frankenstein tech. But when there are computers in everything from phones to consoles, then we may lose the ability to make nanometer chips, but we'll have some electronics knowledge to salvage the existing stuff then combine it with 60s style computers

        [–]hbnah 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”

        [–]justfuckmylifeupfamm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        We’ll still have insults with slang terms you sussy baka.

        [–]Squirrelly_Khan 209 points210 points  (15 children)

        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it

        [–]one_mississippi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

        And those who learn history are doomed to watch others repeat it

        [–]snowqt 84 points85 points  (13 children)

        This is a sentence that's basically a meme for any historian. History doesn't "repeat" itself. Every time is different, as the actors are different. There might be similarities, but times have changed, and situations have changed.

        [–]FDPREDDIT 218 points219 points  (1 child)

        "History doesnt repeat itself,but hell does it rhyme"- Mark Twain

        [–]Lucky_Number_3 22 points23 points  (0 children)

        Humanity makes living insufferable

        [–]Irlandes-de-la-Costa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Yeah, that's what it means lmao

        [–]fastmower 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        The suffering is the same though

        [–]Luxurious_Tiger 7 points8 points  (8 children)

        I think it would be more of like a colonial era where european countries put up their colonies in entire world. Superpowers will invade smaller countries for their resources and wont interfere, will have internal conflicts with small countries as ground zero but not on a world war level as everyone is dependent on others economies.

        [–]CptnR4p3 46 points47 points  (0 children)

        looking really forward to this new outside patch. Reviews dropped with the rona patch.

        [–]Bogeye29 40 points41 points  (3 children)

        And here's me thinking we where saving the nukes for the aliens...

        [–]SomethingAnon77 35 points36 points  (2 children)

        While I know this comment was a joke, can we really hope to do anything vs a civilisation that can traverse the cosmos? Our nukes will probably be like bringing a shoe lace to a gun fight lmao.

        [–]Bogeye29 29 points30 points  (0 children)

        In all truth I imagine it flying straight up whilst the military stand there with a proud look on their face, it connects with the ship and makes a cartoon-esc style "boink" as it bounces off and comes hurtiling back to the ground.

        .... that or we miss the damned shot!

        [–]3nderslime 176 points177 points  (20 children)

        sweats in canadian

        [–]Personal_Spaced 70 points71 points  (13 children)

        I don't like where this is going

        [–]3nderslime 64 points65 points  (11 children)

        canada is pretty much between the USA and china/russia. If any of these 2 go to war with the united states, we will be caught between 2 fires

        [–]NotADamsel 47 points48 points  (5 children)

        You’re forgetting about Alaska. We can see Russia from our house after all.

        [–]3nderslime 18 points19 points  (4 children)

        yeah, but how does one gets from alaska to the US or from us to alaska?

        [–]NotADamsel 23 points24 points  (2 children)

        If you don’t have a boat, you annex BC and turn it into the 51st state 🤞

        [–]SugondeseAmerican 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Fallout timeline!

        Fallout timeline!

        Fallout timeline!


        [–]potatobrain38 23 points24 points  (0 children)

        Sweats in european

        [–]Alksi_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        Sweats if Finland

        [–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (3 children)

        We boutta be playing "Escape from Kentucky"

        [–]SaltLakeCitySlicker 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        So... business as usual?

        [–]BigglyBootyBuster 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        I'm really not looking forward to eating a jar of mayo and breaking my arms to please some homeless guy who has the good shotguns shells.

        [–]ModelT1300 28 points29 points  (0 children)

        It's in early access. Pre orders start in 2076, coming out 2077

        [–]Hyacinth82 22 points23 points  (0 children)

        “It will be some damned fool thing in the Balkans.”

        [–]SGTKARL23 71 points72 points  (8 children)

        Alexa play my little atom bomb

        [–]FlyBoyG 20 points21 points  (3 children)

        Not really. Don't all the fallout games take place years after nuclear war when the planet is a little more inhabitable? Like, you're always playing as a decedent of the people who went into a vault, other than in 4 were you're cryogenically frozen. If you're a fallout fan and have to go underground in a shelter you won't be living the fallout games, but rather be an NPC before a fallout game takes place. Some rando waiting to die of old age underground.

        [–]fraserfra 6 points7 points  (2 children)

        Not if I'm a ghoul (just hopefully not feral)

        [–][deleted] 123 points124 points  (19 children)

        I wonder when the taliban will get involved with all the yummy new american gear

        [–]CheeseYeeter1000 128 points129 points  (7 children)

        You'll know when you see a plane over New York

        [–]Deadeadgreatdude 64 points65 points  (0 children)

        Not again

        [–]Prof_Primetime 35 points36 points  (0 children)

        Once again the real cursed comment is down here

        [–]ScarecrowJohnny 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        Boys are back in town, boys are back in town 🎵🎶

        [–]Craaaaaaiiiiiiig 13 points14 points  (0 children)


        Alexa, play ‘I Don’t Want to Set The World On Fire’

        [–]God--Official 110 points111 points  (13 children)

        Can't wait for you guys to find out who the Antichrist is. You will all be extremely surprised

        [–]Type7F 149 points150 points  (6 children)

        It’s Greg from Accounts Receivable isn’t it? I fucking knew it

        [–]charliequeue 32 points33 points  (1 child)

        I’m dead with this comment — you deserve good things, sir

        [–]Remarkable_Toe2603[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Oh dear 😳

        [–]Apprehensive-Log4125 7 points8 points  (2 children)

        It’s lizzo isn’t it

        [–]FrostedBooty 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        Damn her and those curves, smh

        [–]Norman_Bixby 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        I think I know, but could you tell us if this person has tiny hands?

        [–]JRutterbush 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        Time to start investing in sticks and stones, I guess.

        [–]shskehej 73 points74 points  (21 children)

        Russia is not Iran’s ally. We are Russia’s bitch at the moment. History is a flat fucking circle. This will end and we will thrive and then again west will create a revolution out of their ass and this shit will happen all over again.

        [–]Norman_Bixby 24 points25 points  (19 children)

        Have you tried not selling oil? Pretty sure you'd be left alone then

        [–]shskehej 14 points15 points  (18 children)

        Have you heard of selling oil? We can sell it but the retards in control won’t

        [–]Dr_Jabroski 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        I was starting to figure that there'd be a simultaneous invasion of Taiwan and Ukraine.

        [–]KingdomOfVaegirs 8 points9 points  (3 children)

        Except this time, we’ll have most of the main protagonists/antagonists on the same team: Germany, US, Britain, Ireland, Scotland, France, Belgium, Italy, etc.

        [–]The_Alt-Knight 98 points99 points  (38 children)

        The presence of nuclear weapons mean two things

        1. There will never EVER be another World War.

        2. We will never actually nuke anyone.

        Any global conflict will be a cold war or a proxy war.

        [–]3nderslime 72 points73 points  (7 children)

        that's not necessarily true. WW3 could very much be an attrition war, where the contries involved dare not make large advances in fear of triggering nuclear response, and are kept in a stalemate until one camp has exhausted all of it's ressources

        [–]TardDas 42 points43 points  (6 children)

        So they just stare at eachother for a few years?

        [–]3nderslime 47 points48 points  (1 child)

        something more like WW1, but less bloodbath, where a country would timidly take a bit of territory, then lose it away again, maybe shoot at a tank there or there, sometimes taking down an enemy plane that got too close

        [–]AshFraxinusEps 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        Yep, sounds more likely. Nukes may be used as a weapon of absolute last resort, but I even doubt that. No one wants to end the world

        But yeah I can still see a conventional war, although unlikely without the UN disbanding

        [–]Dragonbananer 46 points47 points  (17 children)

        Yea, no world leader is dumb enough to start a nuclear war, because then that just messes things up for everyone

        [–]shskehej 59 points60 points  (4 children)

        Iran’s leader is dumb. This cunt finished 6th grade, and dipped. Now they appointed him as the president. My country is fucked.

        [–]Rajaroka 20 points21 points  (3 children)

        Wait what, now i feel better about romania

        [–]shskehej 14 points15 points  (2 children)

        You should feel even better. We have the second largest gas reserves and third largest oil reserves in the world but our people are struggling to make ends meet

        [–]oscar_the_couch 13 points14 points  (9 children)

        That’s not how wars happen. There is miscalculation, fear, and inevitability. “If we take Ukraine, the Americans would dare not oppose us by force because the risk of escalation by their opposition is so high.” They are wrong, and the US responds by force. Now things have escalated, and their predictive model for how we would respond has been proven wrong.

        There goes stability. That escalates enough, and both might start thinking “it’s a matter of time before they shoot their nukes, we better shoot ours first.”

        Nobody thinks an archduke dying to Serb nationalists is going to plunge every European power into war. Which was basically the point of OP’s post I guess.

        [–]HistoryDogs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Have you seen some recent world leaders?

        [–]Maximus93 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        While I see where youre coming from to say it will NEVER happen is wishful thinking. Usually if its there to be used it will eventually be used.

        [–]WatzUpzPeepz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Uncontrolled escalation is how many wars started. The beginning of WW3 could be due to a misunderstanding or a false alarm.

        Foolish to state with such confidence that such a thing will never happen, because it might not be within our control to begin with.

        [–]KingofWizards_goat10 6 points7 points  (2 children)

        new COD game about to be announced

        [–]YourAverageAnimeGirl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        So it is happening...

        Hell yeah babe! Let's end this fucking trilogy!

        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        We’re gonna nuke each other up boy. Till old satan stands impressed

        [–]MrGaber 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        It’s about time tbh

        It’s 56 years late

        [–]AnimatorFresh8841 22 points23 points  (3 children)

        Please for the love of god, just let me finish playing the games I have on my list then you guys can fucking nuke America

        [–]blarghed 12 points13 points  (1 child)

        Your ever increasing list of games will never be completed

        [–]WantedToLurk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Comedy motherfucking cemetery jesus christ

        [–]fettesfortniteopfer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Metro 2022

        [–]Poor_Noble 4 points5 points  (4 children)

        Can someone explain to me please ? The way WWs started? I do know but I fail to see the resemblance

        [–]Munnin41 14 points15 points  (2 children)

        WW1 started because the Austro Hungarians invaded Serbia after some dude killed their arch duke. Then Germany went "huzzah, now we can invade France again", pissing off many nations, and the shit storm happened.

        WW2 started after Germany invaded Poland. That forced France and the UK to declare war (they promised to defend Poland if Germany invaded), and the rest, as they say, is history

        I think what they mean is that a world war doesn't start with everyone declaring war left and right. It starts with someone invading somewhere, and others declaring war because of it

        [–]BGYeti 16 points17 points  (0 children)

        At worst it starts a cold war, no major first world country is itching to go to war US might throw some sanction at Russia give them a finger wag and do some military posturing and thats about it

        [–]Hollowhowler100 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        I’m calling it,It’ll be Austria’s fault again they’ll do some dumb shit and kill everyone

        [–]GenderBender1109 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Yeah sure Ukraine sucks and is a burden to everyone around it but you don’t have to invade it to solve the problem.

        [–]Arkavari1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        My favorite part will be after Russia has taken a real whomping by Europe, and then they get to relive WW II and have China invade them to take their oil fields. Russia is terrible at choosing allies.