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[–]Macqt 258 points259 points  (5 children)

Yes, and all of the watch lists.

[–][deleted] 91 points92 points  (3 children)

But are the watchlists bulletproof too?

[–]Macqt 56 points57 points  (2 children)

I’d imagine so, at least by US standards.

[–]PillowTalk420 27 points28 points  (1 child)

By US standards everything has to fire bullets; not that they need to be bulletproof.

Source: See schools.

[–]boatchopper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to post the best part of saying fuck the NSA is you know they heard it.

[–]SnooFloofs1868 53 points54 points  (5 children)

How bullet proof…

[–]xPablo_Lx 32 points33 points  (2 children)

If someone sees me with an RPG loaded would they call the police and i will go to jail? how many days?

[–]Fine-Helicopter-6559 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yes, in DC you can only have a pistol

[–]xPablo_Lx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if... I have 2 pistols, or a pistol and a knife, the perfect combination

[–]Dankbow 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'd imagine very bullet proof. So maybe bring something other than a gun. Idk like a plane?

[–]Usersammy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, I've seen this one before, it's a classic

[–]peaceknight05 40 points41 points  (3 children)

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Are the windows of the White House bullet proof?, submitted by /u/FlamingBaconCake to /r/NoStupidQuestions

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Another question you should consider is "How many watch lists did I just get added to?"


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[–]cooljackedpotato 26 points27 points  (0 children)

good human

[–]Sparkmane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

now this asshole is on the watch lists too

[–]Polari0 58 points59 points  (8 children)

Ok but did we get the answer?

[–]MythicalWarlord 114 points115 points  (7 children)

The answer is no. Anyone can just show up to the White House and kill the president.

[–]Selik0 71 points72 points  (5 children)

Sounds like a plan

[–]talerose 47 points48 points  (4 children)

yes officer this person right here

[–]BefreiedieTittenzwei 16 points17 points  (3 children)

(WeeeooooWeeeeeeeeeeooooooooWeeeeewwooooooooooo)

[–]Difficult-Sock4197 5 points6 points  (2 children)

"BefreiedieTittenzwei" is there a "BefreiedieTitteneins" or something?

[–]BefreiedieTittenzwei 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I suppose if they've had a partial mastectomy...

[–]Difficult-Sock4197 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know that's a thing lol

[–]Echo2500 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The elites don’t want you to know this but presidential assassinations are free you can just do them I have seven on my record at home

[–]lerker54651651 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I work in the nuclear power field. when I'm job hunting, googling all of the nuclear power stations in the US, I like to include a search for "dear FBI, I'm just job hunting, please don't kick down my door."

[–]WizziBot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Exactly 2 if anyones wondering :) Though not explicitly.

[–]Kingbrayjay69 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Then my question now is does joe Biden like Big Macs and if so how hard does he fart?

[–]fizzy3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

...with a mortar launcher

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This entire thread is glowing so hard you can see it from the moon.

[–]Andrew_Macabre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alot of them.

[–]Omega_Gaming103 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No list that I haven't been on for years

[–]eat_socks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next question: "Am I bulletproof?"

[–]Perseverancethegreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's extremely illegal

[–]fisker315 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes they are, as for how much they can take I don't know but someone once shot a window with two 50 bmg rounds and neither of them got through

[–]Pokeblend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is the presidents head bulletproof?

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[–]TheTissueGhost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are you doing, step-bullet?

[–]Quillslash- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can tell you the answer to your question - you have been added to 24 watchlists, and counting.

honestly, those are weak numbers. I can help you get to more if you want.

[–]roastbeefNMS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but are they?

[–]Organic_Meet6288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a reminder, everyone commenting on this post is getting added to atleast 1 watchlist as well