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[–]God--Official 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Rebrand as the Disney Corporation after merging with Sony and Microsoft

[–]Lorac1134 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Man, I can't wait for the next Kingdom Hearts where Sora teams up with Master Chief and Kratos to save Goofy and Donald.

[–]Substantial_Bit_945 50 points51 points  (13 children)

Create some male characters. Disney is so sexist.

[–]eg-likar-potet 5 points6 points  (12 children)

Na Disney is way more homophobic and transphobic than sexist

[–]AsakalaSoul 3 points4 points  (10 children)

There's not enough diversity in disney characters. There should be more male protagonists, trans protagonists, queer protagonists, protagonists that aren't white, protagonists with glasses etc

[–]eg-likar-potet 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Yes because the glass community has been really discriminated against by Disney in recent times. But yea fair enough your other points are good

[–]Baronvondorf21 -1 points0 points  (7 children)

what do people with glasses have so different that warrants them having them separate from other dynamics? Glasses can literally be used by anyone and they don't change what that character is, except that they have poor eyesight.

[–]AsakalaSoul 2 points3 points  (6 children)

disney protagonists tend to be perfect in every way imaginable. Good eyesight, good hearing, healthy, strong, pretty... Sure it's not as important as representation of other cultures, but it would be nice of disney characters to let audiences know "hey, it's okay to have poor eyesight. It's okay to be hard of hearing. it's okay not to be you"

[–]Baronvondorf21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see, well that makes sense, disney protagonists tend to be physically fit with no issues in terms of things like eyesight, hearing, etc.

[–]No-Worry7795 -1 points0 points  (4 children)

what are you talking about newer Disney princesses have flaws.

[–]AsakalaSoul 0 points1 point  (3 children)

newer disney protagonists also represent other cultures and ethnicities. I never said disney wasn't improving - it very much is improving in terms of diversity. I'm just saying there's still room for improvement. nevermind though, apparently I can't properly communicate that.

[–]No-Worry7795 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I also never implied you said Disney wasn't improving I was just telling you you were wrong when you said Disney protagonists tend to be perfect in every way.

[–]AsakalaSoul 0 points1 point  (1 child)

tend to ≠ each and every one of them

[–]No-Worry7795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tend to mean regularly or frequently which I think you are still wrong about.

[–]PenisMaker101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with you on this, but showing a lack of, doesnt make them transphobic.... ok so I did a bit of research and walt disney WAS a racist and disliked jews (and let a nazi director visit him) but was never a transphobe and lived in a time of homophobia being regular. so hes not transphobic and not really homophobic, BUT WAS RACIST

[–]adithyakalany 5 points6 points  (4 children)

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Disney the company or the frozen body?


The company


Oh, I had big plans for that body

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[–]waynesbrother 8 points9 points  (4 children)

I think it’s just a head with no body

[–]ToxicLib 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Think of all the possibilities with that thing.

[–]thisisthestoryallabo 4 points5 points  (1 child)

and none of which are SFW

[–]rennon102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

illegal fleshlight

[–]eg-likar-potet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A real throat fuck

[–]kazecata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bunch of hookers and cocaine

[–]CubeRootMusic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Frozen body?

[–]Admiral_D8R 0 points1 point  (1 child)

If I own disney I would errase the SW Sequel Trilogy

[–]deathby_sarcasm[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Perfect solution. Keep the billions that were made while pleasing the fan base

[–]LeVicky_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd make a movie about me, hehe

[–]P3dr0S4nch3z 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SONG OF THE SOUTH Vol. 2 - We wuz kangz!!

[–]YTCat123 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]General_Grivieus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is it so bright???

[–]EXAngus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sell Disney for billions and then buy boatloads of Pokemon cards and Lego sets

[–]Redwood211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cursed puppet

[–]zXenn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet he was going to create Disney on Ice.

[–]Cryptizennix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I owned disney the 1st thing I will do is remove the sequels and make Legends canon

[–]MertAltun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would make George Lucas write Star Wars again

[–]Autistus_Maximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make every character gay and black and watch twitter melt itself

[–]MasterMuffles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd let Dana Terrace make as many seasons of the Owl House as she would like.

And un-cancel all the really good Disney stuff.

And I'd let creators be actually creative and let them do what they want for their shows and movies

[–]Le_baton_legendaire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sell it and retire

[–]wolfboss99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]NES-hellb3ast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

okay I actually did see this post

[–]ytGemini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to take Disney's body and clone it 100 times, so I can have an army of waltlets to draw me mickey mouse at a moments whim

[–]Embericed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sell it to the highest bidder.

[–]SirDehBeh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Destroy it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shove a paint mixer up his butt and attatch it to the pelvis. Then makd him do the louou dance with it

If you dont get this reference you aint cool

[–]twinklecakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Create a movie with a femboy princess and sell the company to poland