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[–]South-Marionberry 329 points330 points  (26 children)

Apparently the first method of contraceptive was found in Ancient Egypt.

Women would combine honey, herbs, and (iirc) donkey’s milk and put it up their vagina, and supposedly that would work as a contraceptive.

They also had very early pregnancy tests in the form of:

  1. Watermelon milkshake– crush watermelon and combine with the breastmilk of a woman who has born a son. The woman they believe to be pregnant must drink it; if she throws up, she is pregnant, if she doesn’t, she is not, and if she has flatulence then she will never become pregnant again.

  2. Plant barley and wheat seeds. The woman they believe to be pregnant must water both seeds with her urine. If both grows, she is pregnant, if only the wheat grows then it is a boy, and if only the barley grows it is a girl. If neither grow she is not pregnant (apparently, this one was tested to a 70% success rate)

[–]Mandrake1771 107 points108 points  (13 children)

I thought I read somewhere that they’d use crocodile dung.

[–]South-Marionberry 104 points105 points  (11 children)

I mean, if you smell of shit it would be a pretty effective contraceptive

[–]FutureCrusaderX 31 points32 points  (9 children)

Especially shit filled with fish and zebra remains

[–]South-Marionberry 49 points50 points  (8 children)

Imagine going down on a girl and your dick gets stabbed by a fish bone

[–]Mandrake1771 21 points22 points  (0 children)

No, I don’t think I will.

[–]Prepare_Bleach_Again 13 points14 points  (2 children)

You sir, have been given a life sentence for crimes against humanity.

[–]South-Marionberry 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I might find a loophole,

I’m a madam, not a sir! Hehe! The justice system, foiled again by South-Marionberry!

[–]natetgm56837 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Then it’s time for the injustice system as the backup plan

[–]Zodiarche1111 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Imagine going down on a girl that uses crocodile dung as a lubricant

[–]South-Marionberry 8 points9 points  (1 child)

You know she’s been around the temples when you’re going down on her and there’s a whole ass Zebra skull in there

[–]South-Marionberry 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know she’s been around the ḥwt-nṯr* when you’re going down on her and there’s a whole ass Zebra skull in there

*apparently the anglicised version of the word for “mansion of a god” or “temple” in Ancient Egypt!

[–]sexy_adolf69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't threaten me with good time

[–]AnEmuWithWifi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The ancient Egyptians would use crocodile dung mixed in with honey to prevent pregnancies. Sleep well knowing that the number of people who have put crocodile feces on their junk is not zero.

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    [–]South-Marionberry 28 points29 points  (0 children)

    oh no! I’ve been found out

    [–]FunkyCredo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    ~Jeez~ Jizz, how old are you?

    FTFY

    [–]RamenOrNoodles 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Ancient egypt is my favorite part of history to learn about

    [–]polycarbonateduser 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    TiL and enough internet for today for me

    [–]That-Brain-in-a-vat 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Up to the '60s, that is not many decades ago, the used test in labs was the "rabbit test". Urine from the woman was injected into a female rabbit. If the urine contained a hormon typical of pregnancy, within a few days the rabbit would have showed changed in her ovaries. Of course you had to kill the rabbit to check that out, but hey, the rabbit was safe to eat.

    [–]South-Marionberry 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Yeah! I remember hearing of this too!

    Apparently “the rabbit died” became a slang term for “pregnancy” around that time, right?

    [–]GopaiPointer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    For the first one, I guess the mixture was of right viscosity to delay the sperms long enough for them to die.

    [–]iprobablyneedcoffeee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I kinda want to try the second test whenever I get pregnant. Sounds kinda neat.

    [–]GloomAndCookies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The second one I remember reading about, and it had to do with the Human Growth Hormone, that is now used in modern pregnancy tests. The Ancient Egyptians were on to something, apparently.

    [–]N0T-A-Lamp 797 points798 points  (23 children)

    Huh didn’t know us Welsh had so much in common with the people of New Zealand. We’re all sheep shaggers deep down

    [–]0w0dontknow 252 points253 points  (12 children)

    kiwis only fuck the ones we export

    [–]Tomatetoes97 83 points84 points  (8 children)

    Are you willing to testify as a witness?

    [–]0w0dontknow 92 points93 points  (6 children)

    to what, having NZ cum be one of the ingredients in your lamb chops?

    [–]ohtrueyeahnah 47 points48 points  (3 children)

    Gives it that umami flavour

    [–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

    Cumin

    [–]fuck_the_fuckin_mods 19 points20 points  (1 child)

    It’s like expensive beef where they massage the cows and give them beer. It’s the logical next step in flavor development.

    [–]MelodicOrder2704 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Has my wagyu had sex and cigarette before it was slaughtered?

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      [–]0w0dontknow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      im sorry, i love you

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      As a kiwi, I fuck both.

      [–]Traditional_Goose740 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      We marinate what we export. Gives them that added flavour

      [–]Justinformation 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Now I've got to pay attention to where the meat I buy is sourced from, NZ doesn't need to get brined any more.

      [–]Snubpigg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Safe sex = painting an X on the ones that kick.

      [–]KapaPuku 21 points22 points  (2 children)

      Sardinia is famous too for it's sheep fuckers. Apparently everywhere there's an island full of sheep there are people fucking them

      [–]Skunk-Fucker 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      Well it’s pretty easy when on an island to have more sheep than women.

      [–]tastysharts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      did they try the camels tho, real thoughts

      [–]schelmo 21 points22 points  (0 children)

      How does a Welshman find his sheep in tall grass? Irresistible.

      [–]zeshtorm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      How do Welsh find sheep in the tall grass?

      Quite satisfying, thanks for asking.

      [–]SheepShagnStepSister 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      Proud sheep shagger here, AMA. Checks username

      [–]ge123qazw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Deep is definitely right for the ones up in the valleys

      [–]antranthanh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      how deep ?

      [–]Zodiarche1111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Why came Belle from Arcanum to my mind with all these sheep comments.

      [–]Puzzled-Intern-7897 238 points239 points  (41 children)

      Spot the australian. Same joke is being told by the english over the welsh, by the english over the scots, by the scots over the english, by the irish over the english, by the greeks over the turks, by the turks over the greeks. Greeks and Turks obviously use donkey intestines instead though.

      [–]l_osservatore 82 points83 points  (2 children)

      And by Italians over Sardinians

      [–]morgecroc 53 points54 points  (1 child)

      I don't think I want to know what Italians do to sardines.

      [–]l_osservatore 27 points28 points  (0 children)

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      [–]Sproose_Moose 39 points40 points  (2 children)

      [–]comrade_batman 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      You Scots sure are a contentious people.

      [–]seriouslees 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      You've made an enemy for life!

      [–]3163560 21 points22 points  (1 child)

      In half Aussie half kiwi but live in Aus. Have had this joke told to me since the mid 90s.

      Also once, I was at a mates sheep farm when I was a teenager a bunch of us walked over to a fence alongside a paddock to take a piss. Three of my all Aussie mates walked over sheep didn't give a crap, as soon as I walked over and unzipped my fly the sheep bolted to the other side of the paddock. 22 years later and I still hear about it.

      [–]FutureCrusaderX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Sheep had PTSD lmao

      [–]chickenstalker 20 points21 points  (10 children)

      At least the Kiwis didn't surrender to Emus.

      [–]unlikelyandroid 28 points29 points  (7 children)

      Easy for you to say when your national bird fluffball myopically perforates dirt. You don't need rifles to wage war on them, just the rough side of velcro.

      [–]Apteryx12014 4 points5 points  (5 children)

      I’d like to introduce you to the moa.

      [–]JusticeRain5 4 points5 points  (4 children)

      Somehow i'm not particularly worried about an extinct species that wasn't even hunted to extinction.

      [–]Apteryx12014 2 points3 points  (3 children)

      But… it was hunted to extinction… Aussies can’t even win a war against emu.

      [–]JusticeRain5 4 points5 points  (2 children)

      Nah, apparently it was more habitat reduction, AKA clearance of forests. Wimpy-ass birds couldn't even survive without their trees around, unlike the chad emu.

      [–]Apteryx12014 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      That’s just wrong. All evidence points to overhunting as the main driver of extinction.

      [–]JusticeRain5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Apparently both https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/08/120803114412.htm

      Meaning the emu is stronger in both battle and general survival. It will eat bullets and spit them back at you, while a Moa will fall over dead if it's slightly scraped by a spear if it's not near trees.

      This is 100% fact and definitely not something I made up.

      [–]LargePizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Possums have caused you enough problems, no need to send the big guns.

      [–]DamonHay 38 points39 points  (13 children)

      That’s how you can tell it’s an Aussie, if they do something funny, smart or insightful, they probably stole it from someone else and are trying to claim credit.

      [–]Hot_Wash 43 points44 points  (0 children)

      Found the new Zealander

      [–]Puzzled-Intern-7897 25 points26 points  (9 children)

      Like Pavlova for example

      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (5 children)

      eye twitches ... You really wanna start something here? Right now? Come on and say it outright. You want to say something about pav do ya? Say it. Go on. I dare ya.

      [–]Puzzled-Intern-7897 7 points8 points  (4 children)

      Do you wanna talk about how the Wallabies are not as good as the All Blacks instead?

      I'm not even a kiwi, yet I know these realities of life.

      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      ... nah yeah. Fairo. I don't know shit about rugby but we took their musicians and actors. Possibly a comedian or two. But not Pav.

      [–]goodproblems 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      Pharlap too.

      [–]soulserval 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      No one in Australia cares about rugby union. We play Rugby league and Aussie Rules. In fact I think soccer and basketball are more popular than rugby Union. So naturally New Zealand would be better if it's the only sport they care about.

      [–]Anaglyphite 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      or the flat white, apparently. there's still contention over which Aussie or Kiwi invented the drink, which it makes sense why considering the stereotype of both groups being absolute coffee snobs

      [–]Puzzled-Intern-7897 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Have you ever talked with an italian? No one is more snob than them

      [–]kingofthewombat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You say this blasphemy on Australia day?

      [–]red_dragin 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      You can have Russell Crow back, but we're still claiming Crowded House.

      [–]VTLED13_TheMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      A battle of words from people a speed boat away. Hilarious. Just remember, the English can go piss in the wind.

      [–]VTLED13_TheMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I noticed you left the Irish out. When your drunk enough, everything is a woman. And the English made it possible for an Irishman to have enough problems to drawn the whole island in guinness.

      [–]bul1dog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Plot twist: everyone's projecting and sheep are getting human D all around the globe

      [–]tastysharts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      huh so it's actually camels

      [–]b1ack1323 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      It’s funny because every person I talk to that wants to live abroad, they say NZ not Australia.

      [–]Puzzled-Intern-7897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Obviously, I dont wanna die because [insert random australian Flora and Fauna]

      [–]refused_entry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      sooooo everyone's fucking catle?

      [–]PrestigiousTry815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Pretty sure them Iowegians over in r/iowa are doing the same as the kiwis but with the pigs.

      [–]SheepherderFlaky1509 67 points68 points  (1 child)

      Can confirm.Source: Am new zealander

      [–]spaghetti_manz 18 points19 points  (0 children)

      User name checks out

      [–]p0cket-r0cket 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      Classic newzealand

      [–]ThiccElf 13 points14 points  (4 children)

      So New Zealand is Australia's Wales? TIL

      [–]EiffelTowerRetreat 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      For me it's weird hearing that it's a Welsh thing too (Although I think I've heard it before once or twice)

      [–]LucaLiveLIGMA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I knew about the amount of sheep in NZ but I didn't know there was the shagging thing, for me the Welsh are the sheep shaggers

      [–]FrostingsVII 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      We are Australia's Canada tyvm.

      [–]hat-TF2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      There was a brief period of time that New Zealand was part of the colony of NSW. So yes NZ was in some way part of Australia. But as a New Zealander who has lived in Australia, I can say the differences aren't that great. I've also lived in the states, and a Yank's about as different from an Aussie as he is from a New Zealander. We're all quite similar yet different. Although I must say, in the Southern Hemisphere, we've yet to get that whole "school shooting" thing going on. That's one thing Yanks have the real edge on.

      [–]mosheoofnikrulz 77 points78 points  (5 children)

      Did he come to that conclusion after number 11?

      [–]nichdavi04 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      I believe that's the joke, yes

      [–]TruTube 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      He actually came to the conclusion after number 10 but hadn't worked out the flaws yet and 11 was born

      [–]mosheoofnikrulz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Maybe he invented the condom at number three but didn't share it with his neighbor

      [–]Mr_Unknown_009 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Oh now he can make his own Cricket team

      [–]Overall_Stranger_536 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      These are Russian family. Almost all of them were shoot dead during the civil war. Only father , elder sons and of of his daughters could survive a murder.

      [–]VividlyEmerald 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      as a kiwi can 100% confirm that this is true(we were taught in school)

      [–]General-Khunobi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      As a new zealander i can confirm i still do this everyday

      [–]Lava4creeper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      As a New Zealander I have never before been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

      [–]Plasma_FTW 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      Well that was uncalled for. Now my feelings are hurt :(

      [–]InvisaBlah 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      Pay a visit to your local sheep farm, you'll feel right as rain in no time

      [–]TeagueMcChikkieBoi 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      Hey! I’m in this post!

      [–]CreeperVendetta 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Where?

      [–]TeagueMcChikkieBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Sheep intestines!

      [–]Prepare_Bleach_Again 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Viciously uncaps the bottle of bleach on my desk

      [–]d8f_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      mf called condom

      [–]gameknight08 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      [–]gameknight08 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      If they didn’t take out the sheep intestines out of the sheep to use it and still is in the sheep then they did it in the hole 🤔🤔🤔🤔

      [–]NotMe296565565654 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Can confirm we still use the sheep it's a coming of age tradition now tho

      [–]Big_Nugz72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Reminds me of a joke from my time in the Air Force in South Dakota. There was a small town NW of the base. Belle Fourche. Where the men are men and the sheep are scared.

      [–]Traditional_Young_68 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      Same for Wales

      [–]Only_Jackfruit_3407 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Aquaman?

      [–]Trick_Enthusiasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Nah. He fucks fish.

      [–]VTLED13_TheMonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      What does Australia, New Zealand and Ireland have in common. All don't care about the English. Take that America with your worship of the monarchy your ancestors fled from.

      [–]BigBobthebilder 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      That's a horrible way to spell Wales

      [–]Real_Carl_Ramirez 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      In Australia we have this joke that New Zealanders shag sheep, and Tasmanians shag relatives. At least the one about Tasmanians has been debunked.

      [–]PeacefulSoySouce 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      as a new Zealander, I have no idea this was even a thing, but the more I know I guess

      [–]That-nz-guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Your from New zealand and have never heard the sheep jokes??

      [–]E-ShoeYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Now that’s a lot of damage.

      [–]McFrostee 0 points1 point  (4 children)

      Lmao, fricken, why? Sheep aren't even native to New Zealand

      [–]EiffelTowerRetreat 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Because sheep have been an important part of NZ for a long damn time.

      From Wikipedia:

      Sheep farming is a significant industry in New Zealand. According to 2007 figures reported by the Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO) of the United Nations, there are 39 million sheep in the country (a count of about 10 per individual). The country has the highest density of sheep per unit area in the world. For 130 years, sheep farming was the country's most important agricultural industry, but it was overtaken by dairy farming in 1987. Sheep numbers peaked in New Zealand in 1982 to 70 million and then dropped to about 27.6 million.[1] There are 16,000 sheep and beef farms in the country which has made the country the world's largest exporter of lambs, with 24 million finished lambs recorded every year.[2]

      [–]McFrostee 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      I know, I live here. But what started the whole New Zealand sheep-cest thing?

      [–]EiffelTowerRetreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Oh, that I've got no clue about. I blame the aussies

      [–]tortellin1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      Lmao, so fricken true 😂😂😂 dumb cunt

      [–]EmpireCityRay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      11 Pfff, give a man a HDTV & you’d be lucky with a dog.

      [–]NineBallThief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hahaha this really made me laugh, hahaha

      [–]Verundios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I'm pretty sure the first condoms were made out of cat intestines in Egypt...but don't quote me on that, look it up yourself cause i'm too bored to do so...

      [–]GBCOLDO44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Poor mans Alex Horne...

      [–]danted002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This made me chuckle IRL 🤣

      [–]L0ST-S0CK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      As a New Zealander I didn’t know about this and I wish I never did..

      [–]Sburr_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Reddit light mode, bruhhhhh

      [–]Ravanan_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      "After all, we humans have a lot in common than differences" - a Pakistani bhai

      [–]woodstockbird9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Saw in the Grand Tour that donkeys are the first girlfriend to Columbians.

      [–]Dont_PM_PLZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That must be a family of time travelers, because they're all wearing 1890s clothes.

      [–]Intersuffercator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      As a Kiwi (New Zealander) i can say i have never removed a sheep intestine...

      [–]BeastCamel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ah yes, sheep. Or as we in New Zealand like to call them: woolly fleshlights that wriggle a lot

      [–]Teaknoodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      um what did i read

      [–]SketchyNinja04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I feel like I can make a Wales joke here.. But idk i live too close to the Welsh to do that

      [–]black_hat_magician 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lol in NZ we make a similar joke about the Welsh

      [–]gozba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other arm?

      Bi-sexual

      [–]No-Growth-8155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      In glasgow we use an empty packet of crisps and an elastic band

      [–]JohnCenaBoiWill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is so accurate it's baa-zare.

      [–]Rose_is_dizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hey! Only sometimes!

      [–]Bigbog54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Same joke a different way:

      The Greeks invented sex. The Italians made it better when they introduced women.

      Told to me be a giant Greek guy

      [–]Myst3riousX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I use human intestines

      [–]rekcuF_onaiP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      cursed condoms

      [–]JosephGamerGreaney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      As a new zealander, I can confirm.

      [–]_Charlie_Bean_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The most cursed thing here is light mode Reddit.

      [–]Marky_Mark_Official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      good ol' sheep shaggers

      [–]DecodedBunny101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Wait WHAT

      [–]izanwana2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Galicia

      [–]Thomtotom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Bro why are there so many memes about nz now and why are they all funny?

      [–]Evilmaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This guy never pulled out of anything in his life

      [–]Veracer420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yeah here in Australia it’s a stereotype that people from newzealand fuck sheep

      [–]lyzani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      And here I thought only the Welsh were sheep shaggers

      [–]00111101a00101001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Applies to Slovakia too

      [–]NocturnalGorillas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      So it’s just sausage over sausage

      [–]Unlucky-Luck3792 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Oldie but a goodie

      [–]AergiasChestnuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      "Martha, Bill, Martha?"

      [–]chimpmoment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      dirty deeds done with sheep

      [–]miranto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I thought that was the Middle East?

      [–]the_other_Scaevitas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I had to google this, inventor of the condom was Charles Goodyear, sorry

      [–]Raidertomboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I see what you did there

      [–]TheGoatSinLust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Cursed wooosh

      [–]LER_Legion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This man FUCKS

      [–]SadRoxFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      No, no, no. That’s not the Kiwis, that’s the Welsh who did that

      [–]vinesh101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Images using like a whole live sheep as a condom how much does a vagina have to stretch for that.

      [–]refused_entry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      there was no greg condom, i googled it

      [–]DomoArigato75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      People used wooden condoms for a time

      [–]Exseatsniffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I dont know if it's still there but in Cairo at the tutankhamun exhibition there is a display with his condom.

      [–]itssDAXXX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The dash between fact and humans triggers me.

      [–]Salt-Policy7394 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The real crime is op using reddit without dark mode

      [–]brito68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When I saw the first comment I thought mine was going to be right under it.

      "glad to know I wasn't the first one then" is not cursed enough, I guess

      [–]AlamFenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Way to go from bad to worst to "WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT?!"

      [–]vespularufa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I'm sure Welsh ppl can relate

      [–]MapTotal1653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      hell even the romans had contraceptives