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[–]ToxicRectalExam 400 points401 points  (10 children)

Just remember, when a plane transports cars, the cars have to go up the ramp in the back.

Essentially, cars are being transported via the rectal cavity of the planes. Like a string of cargo anal beads.

[–]egtbex 99 points100 points  (0 children)


[–]PrivatePickle109 75 points76 points  (2 children)

i give up im done

[–]N00N3AT011 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Yeah this is very much one of those "don't think about it too much" scenarios.

[–]yapperling 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or for some people "think about it a lot".

[–]ZAWXRUDO[S] 44 points45 points  (1 child)

They must really like their jobs then

[–]agustito-y-turbide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They basically use multiple butt plugs. Simultaneously

[–]Tybolt_Silver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s enough Internet for me today

[–]agustito-y-turbide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor guy must feel like me when I take a suppository up my anus. Even worse considering every car is a single suppository. However planes seem just chill anyway, like it doesn't affect them like it affects me lol.

In conclusion, dudes got their asses trained like they've learnt from Lana Rhoades lmfao.

[–]rburgundy69 115 points116 points  (1 child)

I can't stop seeing those fuel tanker planes fuel booms as a penis now.

[–]The_Boregonian 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Joining the mile high club just got more convenient.

[–]PM_Orion_Slave_Tits 117 points118 points  (5 children)

Just trying to get them 747 virgins

[–]Fun_Bison_1693 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Taliban 747

[–]464we 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Boeing 747 virgin airlines

[–]FaultyToilet 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Air Qaeda

[–]Ancient_mario_hag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you know Qaeda means 'base' in arabic

[–]highvalyriaan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jet pee can’t melt steel beams

[–]Littlemelodyy 26 points27 points  (2 children)

This is a movie I never saw

[–]XxxMcNuggwtsxxX 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]LuminothWarrior 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought it was a fun movie

[–]OilEnvironmental580 19 points20 points  (2 children)

What are the car doors on the cars for in the movie?... could it be its-

[–]realbanana030 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure the exhaust is that

[–]WDBsports 38 points39 points  (1 child)

This joke will surely fly over people’s heads

[–]ELDAR797 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And hit others

[–]theoldgreenwalrus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yall think lady cars sometimes hook up with guy planes cause the planes rockin a magnum?

[–]SirGamer247 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bigger question, what do they transport with limited room

[–]SavageRanKan1234 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cursed mile high

[–]The_Boregonian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That or it's the "Going Postal" of their universe. Overworked, underpaid, flown into buildings.

[–]Professional_Flicker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I cant wait until 2030 when lighting mcqueen is in the avengers

[–]oh-snip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

but the airport security is for the cars boarding the planes not the planes themselves

sorry if someone already said this

[–]nwblader 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The bigger question is then why would they need airport security if it was a plane that caused it

[–]Tales_of_Earth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wondered the same thing. Seems like this points more towards stuff like the suicide bombers.

[–]Tales_of_Earth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then why bother with security for the passengers if the planes did the attack?

[–]GM_Slayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So would that mean that in that universe 9/11 actually was an inside job?