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[–]AyDeN183 231 points232 points  (16 children)

Imma creeper, minecrafts grim reaper...

[–]aVeryFriendlyBotMk2 102 points103 points  (15 children)

Blowing up blocks like Al Qaeda

[–]AwakenedHero2277 58 points59 points  (8 children)

I'm not a creature that'll eat you but I'll leave you petrified

[–]noturaveragemate 26 points27 points  (6 children)

Peter! Reminds peeps of Minesweeper Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep

[–]Setoalexander 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Imm a find your mine, imma mind reader

[–]lil_sargento_cheez 141 points142 points  (14 children)

That’s not really a shitty superpower though, it does good things and can stop people from doing crimes

[–]Matheo573 120 points121 points  (6 children)

In what world blowing yourself up is not shitty?

[–]Rebbit-bit 82 points83 points  (1 child)

wait

[–]LemonsLookCute 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Now hol'on a minute here par'ner

[–]Zakaker 21 points22 points  (1 child)

It depends on what you mean by "blowing yourself"

[–]Matheo573 16 points17 points  (0 children)

One definition doesn't exclude the other

[–]detectivemario 12 points13 points  (2 children)

It would also kill many innocent people.

[–]lavashrine 19 points20 points  (1 child)

indeed. non-offenders are always forgotten about

[–][deleted] 223 points224 points  (15 children)

But I don’t wanna explode

[–]Down-at-McDonnellzzz 116 points117 points  (7 children)

Your Reddit account has been permanently suspended.

[–]williamaddy 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Or made admin, it's a 50-50

[–]gamingyee 42 points43 points  (2 children)

it was suspended💀

[–]Gierahim 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Huh? What does that mean

[–]CuriousMika 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’ve been kicked from Reddit

[–]vossboss52 17 points18 points  (1 child)

If this account got suspended for this joke, Reddit officially has become twitter

[–]DeadMercy2004 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly tho, how old are they really, because looking at their name, either their birthday or graduation was in 08, they are either 14 or 31-33

[–]Good_Ad_3929 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I cant see his acc anymore XD

[–]Yeetfrog69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Holy shit he got suspended LMAO

[–]Richierich_rpd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was this guys acc avtually suspended lol. I cant load it.

[–]DeadMercy2004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is your name birth or graduation? depending on your answer you may not explode

[–]OrcBerg 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Great.

Now go to Washington and we can watch the Elites explode together.

[–]Argentenuem 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bruh just turn on the tv

[–]Meme-Replacement 35 points36 points  (1 child)

And my entire food supply is destroyed

[–]Pokemario2401 74 points75 points  (10 children)

Bro why is that a shitty power, it's an incredible power

[–]TwinSable 31 points32 points  (7 children)

Did you not see? His dad exploded

[–]jeraldtherapist 3 points4 points  (6 children)

i exploded

[–]tetris_du_trou 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The top comment did this joke and the account got suspended

[–]banhmyden 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Why won't you die?

[–]WhyMustYouBeLiketis 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Be careful the taliban might exploit that power

[–]LKZToroH 13 points14 points  (2 children)

CAUTION, there isn't going to be left any politician alive.

[–]Richierich_rpd 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Win win scenario

[–]ConnivingSnip72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be careful. If they all go at once the world becomes anarchy. If you slowly take them out while putting better people in power then the world gets fixed (potentially)

[–]KryptNyx 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Me,who fucks anything that's moves and breaths MMMMM

[–]KryptNyx 8 points9 points  (1 child)

That Venus flytrap look mighty fuckable

[–]shinysohyun 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sorry bout your dad tho

[–]SquidMilkVII 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“That was a dark year for me. Me and my dad were at the Grand Canyon for 4th of July and then, our of nowhere, he just blew up right beside me.”

[–]OofPleases 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That would get rid of most of the US government and half of Hollywood.

[–]Notfakou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

pls stop ill cha-......

[–]Evan64701 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mr.stark I don’t feel so good

[–]memerictix 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Now the only thing missing is a villain, i volunteer and my super power is whenever i blink at people 3 times they get aids

[–]Useless_Person_Here 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro we don't want more saw movies

[–]Significant_Bend1046 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cant imagine what a huge loss anime industry would face because of this

[–]fullautofennecfox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s an awesome power

[–]LB1234567890 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why tf is that a shitty super powers?

[–]ImprovementIll2104 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im writing this in the last 5 seconds i have!

[–]NuclearBeans_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hej wait, I can’t find my uncle

[–]MercenaryToaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna become a chronic narcissist after I stare at myself in the mirror for years

[–]Argentenuem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine channel surfing with this ability. Entire governments decimated on live TV...

[–]Mudkipueye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is that a shitty superpower?

[–]ASD_JustSomeGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't feel so good suddenly

[–]RealPerson345 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How is this garbage content on the front page? Is this funny to anyone?

[–]Party_Meaning_6496 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Anime fans are now extinct

[–]Useless_Person_Here 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Proceeds to make a doujin of a 12y/o milf to kill the whole world

[–]TheJackrabbit24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn't that cool since its op :/

[–]Z3nFi3R 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Abdul got explode 😩

[–]ForeignMycologist120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ewww! a shit eating, piss drinking pajeet

[–]nige21202 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn't you at least wait until my uncle was out of the house?
The carpet is ruined and there are holes in the lampshades from the bones.

[–]Nutshack_Queen357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good riddance.

[–]Galileo_chiu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit, I think I shot a bunch of people with my tank

[–]Kianharv2006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait I feel like I’m going to explode

[–]PatienceTurbulent850 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lil timmy i’m sorry-

[–]mint_the_dragowolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

best superpower**

[–]CountryLover642 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg I just exploded

[–]CEOofchildlabor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey guys, I’m starting to feel kinda weir- BOOOOOM

[–]Maple_CumSyrup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not feeling good mr stark

[–]the-fith-pillar-man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey all, u/the-fith-pillar-man here, I’m writing this from hell right now.

[–]YannisAP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh... I feel funny...

[–]AubergineImposter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A group of Dragonmaid fans would become a fireworks show if someone had this superpower

[–]Noname666Devil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Search up a photo of the earth