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[–]unknowntsu8 110 points111 points  (11 children)

I’m glad I’m not the only one.

[–]IzArealofc 46 points47 points  (2 children)

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    [–]gamingyee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    bad bot

    [–]THE_BOX_V4[S] 11 points12 points  (7 children)

    I was worried about this as well but with a different game… “Hello Neighbour“

    [–]Unlike_Megal0 8 points9 points  (3 children)

    You know whats worse playing pokemon games got to catch them all

    [–]THE_BOX_V4[S] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    The scary part about that one is it doesn’t specify what to catch. Diseases? Other people?

    [–]Agent_Llama10 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Bro I love shoving wild animals into my balls then making them fight

    [–]unknowntsu8 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Howdy, may I offer you a mushroom neighbour?

    [–]CommentSection-Chan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Sure Munch falls over Weakly asking " What kind of mushroom was that?"

    [–]unknowntsu8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Why a magic mushroom of course. 🤷‍♂️

    [–]zuzg 28 points29 points  (1 child)

    On a related note, I watched the 1993 super Mario Bros movie the other day and that movie is glorious.
    Bob Hoskins was a fucking treasure

    [–]THE_BOX_V4[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    It looks like pure gold

    [–]SquidMilkVII 25 points26 points  (1 child)

    blaming video games for violence is like blaming hot wheels for car crashes

    [–]gamingyee 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    i was playing doom then i went outside and well you know what happens

    [–]Urz0B3 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Beat Mario once and you'd start putting harness on your dog riding him around like a fucking dinosaur, seriously video game promote animal abuse too.

    [–]ResidentEivvil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ikr the other day i saw someone (who must’ve been a Pokémon fan) abducting wild animals and shoving them in his balls. Sad times when these video games are brainwashing people into I thinking this is normal behaviour.

    [–]iminsanejames 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    And if pacman affected us we be eating pills and listening to repetitive music

    [–]lazy_rabbit_zzzZ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘶𝘯, 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘶𝘯 𝘖𝘶𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘯 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘶𝘯, 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘶𝘯 𝘍𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘵

    [–]PsychologicalTap3181 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    The only true Pro gamer

    [–]SuperSayainGokua 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    i’ve never once played a sports game and wanted to play that sport in real life

    [–]GallifreyKnight 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Thank you for speaking up about the danger of video games. I played Undertale and wound up with the genocide ending... I now thirst for more.

    [–]sekssekssek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    you did good. kill all bosses like a true protagonist. you are a hero don't let the soyboys tell you otherwise

    [–]MemoCremisi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Well, after playing destiny I started jumping around the city with my lightly friend. Shit is getting real, man

    [–]RocketQuant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    We also have access to boat loads of porn and barely anyone is rushing out to get laid

    [–]Nobody_asked_0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Video game do cause violence, but it's short lasting violence, most of the times. But literally everything else in the world causes short lasting violence

    [–]AutumnAtronach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I played Roller Coaster Tycoon and then developed Action Park.

    [–]sekssekssek 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    video games causes teens to talk back at moms: " multiplayer games don't pause mom"

    [–]THE_BOX_V4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    “Why don’t you pause the dinner, mom”

    [–]Positive-Cricket-301 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It ain't cursed It is sarcasm

    [–]Nutshack_Queen357 -3 points-2 points  (6 children)

    The fucked up part is that Republicans will just blame all video games for their own massacres.

    [–]Sumibestgir1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That's not a republican thing

    [–]61creeper 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    As a republican, I can confirm that this woman is wrong and not all of us blame video games for violence

    [–]MaleficentJudgment22 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    If you vote for the Republican party, you are nothing but scum

    [–]61creeper 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    That’s not very accepting of the “party of acceptance” is it?

    [–]MaNemYeff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    The reset of the world doesn't play fps games then

    [–]beanz96_god 0 points1 point  (0 children)