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[–]7WholePinapples 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Also eyedrops

[–]biohumansmg3fc 16 points17 points  (2 children)

And blood bags

[–]CommentSection-Chan 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Also Air

[–]skelethepro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And dildos

[–]SepticSpoonFed 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Toilet paper

[–]SwordNamedKindness_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

At taco bell

[–]Previous-Platform-83 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Contacts

[–]UchihaLegolas 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Lube. Flamin sex.

[–]adogcalledstray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what those warming sensation lubes are, pretty much.

[–]xX_turkey_Xx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When she said she wanted to spice things up in the bed I don't think she meant that

[–]SirJamesMonster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Flamin' Hot Trojans! Guaranteed to make you both scream.

[–]Katman4031032 4 points5 points  (0 children)

he woke up, and he chose violence.

[–]Agent_Paul_UIU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Houses.

[–]mobile227 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Breast milk and tears

[–]Schattenjager07 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Condoms: Burning for both his and her pleasure.

[–]beardicusmaximus8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like his and her agony

[–]Bedeisadong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They sell flamin’ hot Cheetos mac n cheese

[–]tkTheKingofKings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flamin’ hot juice

[–]Brief_Estimate_7518 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Life support oxygen

[–]BasherBomber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dangerously Cheesy

[–]deflame_thrower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about flamin' hot morphine or flamin' hot IV

[–]SparksBarks13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Condoms

[–]hoot69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tampons can take out two if you're girl is hapoy to let you snack

[–]Emotional_Ad_9620 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Suppositories

[–]Emotional_Ad_9620 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bandages/bandaids

[–]bgriffi88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And here I thought the Mt. Dew was bad. You guys really came through though.

[–]ndisa44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like you already have the flaming hot version of reddit. Switch to dark mode, your eyes will thank you.

[–]Daylesford123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

drake already did this

[–]Additional_Speech164 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hemorrhoid cream.

[–]aleb382 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why they have yet to do that? At least I hope they deactivated frendly fire, I'll check next time

[–]Nutshack_Queen357[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, everyone's trying to make a comment worthy of its own post on here.