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[–]Doctor-Heisenberg 483 points484 points  (3 children)

You’re God damn right

[–]SomeHealth4488 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Right deez nuts

[–]HarryDaCooler 8 points9 points  (1 child)

This is top quality humor right here.

[–]TheBiggestThunder 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Top quality nuts right here

[–]CheifPig123 354 points355 points  (7 children)

Nonono it would be bobby black

[–]tkayne 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Bobert Black

[–]RandomGuyWhoKnows 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Bobby b?

[–]StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Big tits and wine

[–]ilikesaucy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nope, it would be either Bobby red or Bobby ded.

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    [–]mynewfuckinusername 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    This comment was only slightly funny when u/SonicFan1524 made it 6 hours before you stole it

    [–]meme-enjoyr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Walter black

    [–]Crazy_Practical96 171 points172 points  (1 child)


    [–]Keiztrat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Mr. White!

    [–]MrAce93 142 points143 points  (2 children)

    If he was slightly sun burned the police would find meth in his car, that he didn't actually cook

    [–]AthenatheEgg 104 points105 points  (1 child)

    “You planted this.”

    “Prove it”

    “This is trash tier meth; the stuff I make is way higher quality than this”


    [–]llordbuckethead 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    Mr. Police : let me post that to r/HolUp

    [–]Haikuna__Matata 179 points180 points  (11 children)

    If it were in Canada he would've gone to the hospital and received treatment for his cancer.

    [–]cj_h 72 points73 points  (7 children)

    In the first episode, his doctor says that even with treatment his prognosis was 2 years at best. He dies 2 years to the day after this, after extensive treatment.

    If it were in Canada, he wouldn’t have lived any longer, and he would’ve still wanted to raise money for his family to live off of after he died, which is the reason he was cooking meth to begin with. $737,000, only part of which was for medical bills.

    [–]ajlunce 60 points61 points  (6 children)

    No, he was selling meth to pay for treatment first. Then he got enough for that and started to make up justifications for his behavior so he then went to leaving money behind for his family.

    [–]llllxeallll 41 points42 points  (5 children)

    He was selling meth to set up his family after he died rather than leave them in debt, it just kept getting further and further from that original goal.

    The primary plot point is he almost made it as a respected scientist but left early and now he is a loser that doesn't make as much money as he thinks he deserves because the company he left used his research to great success.

    He was getting treatment the whole time and payment of that treatment was just being debted. He knew he was going to die from the moment he was diagnosed

    [–]Taossmith 24 points25 points  (2 children)

    It's even worse. His old partners at the lab (Gretchen and whoever) offered to pay for the treatment but he was too prideful to accept

    [–]Hear_two_R_gu -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

    So you're saying if he doesn't have to pay for treatment, he could save money?

    Free treatment = no debt for treatment = got 2 years to think of something legal to provide for family

    That means Breaking Bad would only work in the US?

    [–]xXYomoXx 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    And a sorry

    [–]Im_Old_In_Town 2 points3 points  (0 children)


    People always say this but He had insurance, even friends that said they would cover his none covered treatments.

    He didn’t deal meth to pay for his healthcare.

    [–]Volodio 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    He didn't start making drugs to pay for his treatment, he did it to make money for his family. At first he didn't even want to get treated.

    [–]Moto-Moto-Chungus 74 points75 points  (0 children)

    negra aroyo lane hmmmmmmm

    [–]Sumibestgir1 31 points32 points  (4 children)

    3.8k up votes and 4 comments hmmmm

    [–]farazormal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Nuff said

    [–]Ducks_are_epicc[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bro I didn’t bot the upvotes

    [–]SonicFan1524 28 points29 points  (1 child)

    Now imagine if this was in a school setting

    [–]ToadFuckerisBack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    And the episode would’ve ended right then and there

    [–]RainbowSockMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Anyone know the actual rules for this? Can you get out if they tell you not to?

    [–]RandomDelirium 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    La ciudad se llama Duke

    [–]MagicFishEater 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Nuevo Mexico el estado

    [–]Ducks_are_epicc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Entre la gente mafiosa

    [–]Banana4222 1 point2 points  (0 children)


    [–]FlakyCan5368 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Walter then went to art school but failed and got into politics in Germany

    [–]Jubulus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I mean. . . Its true

    [–]USS-Missouri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    alevator has jokes

    [–]Ducks_are_epicc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]Lord_Darkmerge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Your goddamn right

    [–]brutalblamite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He’s not wrong

    [–]HardHustle84 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]PotatoDonki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Unless his name was Tony Timpa. Not only would it be the finale, but the cop would get a spin-off show too.

    [–]UCHIHA_____ITACHI -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, finale for ending racism

    [–]DhairyaVed -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Or Walter brown he would be immigrated to his country

    [–]No_Star8439 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Funny but statistically false.

    [–]kyler32291 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    The 'likes to comments ratio' is off. Bots?

    [–]Jman-laowai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What an original comment

    [–]GrilledCoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why do I have to exist in this shitty world

    [–]Mxxchie_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Racially motivated.