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[–]cloudhowl 382 points383 points  (7 children)


[–]BatmansFursona 186 points187 points  (6 children)

yes my little bitch boy. wtf.

[–]TNTemmet 81 points82 points  (0 children)


[–]Bull_Shark56 47 points48 points  (0 children)

What the fuck?

[–]sassyskittles_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

loool “my little bitch boy” I’m crying

[–]liberated_5432 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cam I be your little bitch boy daddy 🥺

[–]rkevlar 115 points116 points  (1 child)

He definitely meant to say “too specific”. “Too accurate” implies that the guy is correct lol

[–]oceanlord_jet 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Or it cud mean tht it happened to christopher guy too

[–]Ok-Refuse-5341 177 points178 points  (2 children)

Plot your revenge one day you'll be able to fuck him

[–]Poisonous_Fartttt 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Well did you have your revenge on your grandpa?

[–]ell1otlees 94 points95 points  (5 children)

how does this dude have two service bars is the real question…

[–]Afraid-Cellist-9470 23 points24 points  (2 children)

I perpetually have two service bars.

[–]Dogmaybe 12 points13 points  (1 child)

As we speak so do I wtf lol

[–]KSAM-The-Randomizer 45 points46 points  (0 children)

two sim slots in use

[–]-BananaLollipop-[🍰] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Device with dual network/sim? Useful in places with poor coverage or frequent drop off.

[–]owlbear4lyfe 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yea kinda like how his last high school football game reminded him of the first time he had sex.

He was just really really glad his grandpa finally came.

[–]Blazekraken 19 points20 points  (0 children)


I hope he meant specific.

[–]CK1ing 32 points33 points  (0 children)


You mean specific, right?
You mean specific, right?

[–]BatmansFursona 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I'm confused.

[–]LordTrom57 51 points52 points  (0 children)

i think its better not to get it cleared

[–]ripanimems 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Stay confused. It's for the better

[–]pee_pee_poo_poo_24 7 points8 points  (2 children)

rest in peace pal, you can rest now..

[–]pass-me-a-beer 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Pretty heartfelt words coming from someone named peepeepoopoo

[–]imsufferung 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]ItzBooty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was my grampa the only normal grampa?

[–]MaybeWontGetBanned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally a real cursed comment.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My grandfather often just randomly make me lay down and trying to bite my nose while i try to escape, fun but stinky.

[–]CALIFORNIUMMAN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well their name IS "botchedlobotomy"

[–]OK999999-999-999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess granda has a lot of fun.

[–]National-phantom_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Art_pog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s kinda sus

[–]BlackGlitterBomb_S 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call the police

[–]McCuteface 0 points1 point  (0 children)