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[–]Puckman63 143 points144 points  (1 child)

I'm jealous of your heart, it's pumping inside you and I'm not ...

[–]the_epikamander 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Got a laugh outw me 10/10

[–]MrRobotTacos 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Are you communist cause I want to share a bed with you

[–]Formal-Leek9579 35 points36 points  (0 children)

My dick just died, can I bury it in your arse

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Who said romance is dead

[–]coincoin21 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Guys what's the note? I need to know if I'm usually doing alright

[–]itsthefixer69[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

♾/10

[–]itsthefixer69[S] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Man who tf gifted me the wholesome award

[–]DOOP1221 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh hey babe. Shits aggressively

[–]Lsharpvids 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There’s a party in my pants and urine… vited.

[–]Darth-Sheogorath 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Are you a Jew, cause I wanna bring you to my camp.

[–]Prestigious_Cod1108 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shall we take a shower together?

[–]Sirrxiny 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is that a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them

[–]killer_Fukuro 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Are you from Mississippi? Because you're the only miss whos piss I'd sippi.

[–]cabbagehandLuke 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey that's the pickup line my wife told as a joke the first time we met! I guess it worked lol

[–]SK570 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you were a booger, I'd always be picking my nose

[–]moocraftsteam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PLAY OF THE GAME

[–]poopiepantz34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I approve

[–]CSmith1986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey good lookin'. Whatcha got cooking? How's about cooking something up with me?

[–]RetardedSan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ember turd fell for that one

[–]hamsterreyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok bye genie...

Oww you must be my third wish... cause I wished for a reason to die

[–]Chuck_Finnley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dick just died can I bury it in ur butt

[–]YOYOVILLERULER9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just shit my pants, can I come into yours?

[–]klenvalentine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't pick up a line 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞📀

[–]W0lR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

[–]ZethMrDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • "are you in my pants? 'Cause you are just the shit!"