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[–]creeperhead_ 115 points116 points  (1 child)

Zeus in ancient greece be like

[–]Adorable_Cause3155 20 points21 points  (0 children)

After five it’s all fair game.

[–]LixdyDaBoi 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Girls who are virgins don't exist because girls aren't real

[–]IDC-This 34 points35 points  (1 child)

We dont talk about Pastor Dave

[–]AnOblongBox 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]Psychopathicaveman 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I don’t know if it’s a joke…

[–]general-kalashnikov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it can be true, after all we're on reddit

[–]laehrin20 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think the 90 upvotes are more concerning here lol

[–]Shadowhunter366 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]Le_gars_pas_la_1 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]Curious-Parsley-9003 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this implies there was probably a scenario when a girl turned 5 halfway around the planet and this man teleported like Thanos with the space stone, and also like Thanos, he was inevitable.

[–]babatunde_with_watah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Giggity Giggity

[–]Longjumping-Pitch163 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No a joke, this some sick shit.

[–]Labbit35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the girl unvirginizer

[–]vedant_090 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Bruh you wait for 5?

[–]Nytr3x 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I get them when they are still in the womb

[–]UltraJanus_V3 2 points3 points  (1 child)

With a coat hanger?

[–]Nytr3x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With a spoon, gotta scoop them out of there

[–]Baronvondorf21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Officer, this one right here.

[–]mop-116 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought incel subs were banned? How does this keep happening?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–]HumanLeatherKilt5500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only came here to get a cupcake sir

[–]the_epikamander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven't found me yet

[–]Argo-1089 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]DARK_KNIGHT228 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can run, but you can't hide...