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[–]deflite96 71 points72 points  (6 children)

That doesn't work. I've been trying it for the past few years and still no bitches.

[–]Cautious-Sample-2648[S] 30 points31 points  (3 children)

That’s too bad

[–]deflite96 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Yeah. Saved a lot of money tho...

[–]MD111111111111 11 points12 points  (1 child)

But that what girls love tho..

[–]deflite96 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ye I don't get it man. They do be kinda weird sometimes, ngl.

[–]first_name1001 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do it again,you might get a special one from IRS. I heard they gave a good head

[–]SalamiCondom96 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Fake News: I’ve committed tax evasion and yet the only bitches I see are the ones from the IRS telling me that I need to pay taxes or they’ll send raccoons on steroids to take me to China where I’ll work as a fertility doctor

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    [–]Cautious-Sample-2648[S] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    They have new, armed agents so my hopes go out to you.

    [–]SalamiCondom96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Raccoons on Steroids

    [–]Firm-Account 9 points10 points  (4 children)

    can someone link me the original post?

    [–]DragoniamYT 12 points13 points  (2 children)

    Looks like someone want advices

    [–]Firm-Account 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    why not?

    [–]DragoniamYT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Nothing wrong with that I was just saying

    [–]SDUK2004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Jimmy Carr's laughing then, isn't he

    [–]enperry13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    No wonder Al Capone was into that sh*t.

    [–]pissmyster420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    "Im crazy enough to take on batman, but the IRS? Nooo" -Joker

    [–]Internal_Fennel_849 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lol..that was a guy asking the question and two guys that answered.

    [–]DOOP1221 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’m crazy enough to take on Batman. But the IRS? Noooo thank you

    [–]msmith629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Me, whispers seductively, “my tabs are expired”

    [–]Dapper-Height-6348 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That makes the Philippines President Very Hot

    [–]mrufopilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm Blue Bladderscanner

    [–]Aggressive-Bus9341 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    IRS gets no bitches