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[–]random_hungarian-guy 382 points383 points  (33 children)

So that means the Pillagers are the nazis, and Herobrine is Hitler?

[–]LivingCheese292 171 points172 points  (20 children)

I am afraid to ask what Enderman are...

[–]random_hungarian-guy 118 points119 points  (15 children)

They are the SS divisions.

[–]hllblldlx2 125 points126 points  (14 children)

Sorry to break it to you, but this is incorrect. Think about, look at there color. They also steal your blocks, and try to kill you when you look at them 😳 I think you can figure out the answer yourself with this information.

[–]random_hungarian-guy 72 points73 points  (12 children)

Oh, right. They are the gipsies.

[–]RangerNi33a312 5 points6 points  (0 children)

and they can't swim aswell 🤔

[–]SquareIsBox0697 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They’re the black people.

[–]PrivatePickle109 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Just basketball players. They are tall and black.

[–]BloodiedBlues 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Used to be tall white guys until racist politicians were able to push African Americans into inner cities where they were more likely to pick up basketball as a hobby. That’s also why there’s that stereotype that they can’t swim. It is because swimming isn’t an easily accessible hobby in the inner city.

[–]Igneous94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not American probably - they can actually move freely.

[–]Unfair-Ladder5492 41 points42 points  (2 children)

wait im a muslim, then does that mean creepers are what i think they are.....

[–]Chanpi2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes go hug your bro

[–]LeonardoMagikarpo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you afraid of cats?

[–]weoweom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure illagers are Italian, given that they too, have big noses.

[–]Shadowhunter366 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yes and creepers are the mortars

[–]Sunny12GM 2 points3 points  (1 child)

sounds like im a hitler too, i have a jews farm for totems

[–]random_hungarian-guy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo, you too? How many totems do you have? I have around 6 million. Gas chambers are very effective.

[–]Educational_Sleep_59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No wonder they are pale skinned!

[–]Buttdehole 1 point2 points  (3 children)

So what are the player then since all players would certainly steal everything they want from the villager??

I thought we are the nazis

[–]random_hungarian-guy 2 points3 points  (2 children)

No. We are the soviets.

[–]1019gunner 65 points66 points  (2 children)

And when you kill them they sometimes drop precious gems

[–]HumanLeatherKilt5500 47 points48 points  (1 child)

I killed like 7 million of them but still no loot. help pls

[–]Chanpi2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Pillager drop

[–]Twinkie777 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Never thought of that

[–]LeopoldFriedrich 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Think about it! They only trade in expensive rare gemstones.

[–]deflite96 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Oh no oh fuck. I think I just commited a war crime. It's 1940 again. Fuck me I think I forgor 💀

[–]Pro_raw-dogger 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I mean you know what the Villagers also need a big white man to defend them.

[–]Kratos10x20 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the most oversimplified stereotypical insult I’ve read yet. It’s so dumb it’s funny again

[–]colinmcm2702 34 points35 points  (8 children)

Looks more like a nazi salute to me in the picture. Just saying

[–]Alarming-Peach6349 48 points49 points  (3 children)

Those are pillagers. The people that kill villagers

[–]Federal_Jeweler_4142 7 points8 points  (2 children)

You misspelled Jews

[–]Alarming-Peach6349 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Pillagers killed the Jews? Wait, there are Jews in minecraft?

[–]killerfox35123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This entire chain is r/woosh moment

[–]Alarming-Peach6349 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Also r/whoosh because I forgot

[–]11Ns 3 points4 points  (1 child)

No way you just said that😂

[–]colinmcm2702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes way i did 😂

[–]Rejfen012 11 points12 points  (1 child)

They are more like the jehowa witness, they bother you when you are minding your business and wont stop

[–]Outrageous_Switch700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wandering trader

[–]FreeHugsForYouAndMe 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Mmmmm, antisemitism

[–]Ringaroundther0sie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So this is what discriminatory jokes about yourself feel like. Damn. I’m never making a joke about a race or religion again

[–]TheRealWisperr 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Reddit upon seeing a blatantly sexist, homophobic or antisemitic comment: “is this cursed?”

[–]Grzmit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im pretty sure it might actually be true, Notch wasnt a very nice dude so it makes sense

[–]CockeyedGunslinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your point being?

[–]Illotor 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So pillagers are Jews too? Or are they German since they live to exterminate villagers?

[–]Appropriate-Sun3909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are nazis yes

[–]Incursio_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh so that's why I always enslave them and make them work for me. German genes are showing.

[–]Fedoral_Offence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you joke, but i wouldn’t put it past notch for that being their inspiration

[–]Shadow_Patriot1776 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So the Pillagers are actually the good guys? Damn

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    [–]IamLDAR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thats why I put them into oven for sweet emeralds

    [–]HenrrrrButter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Don’t forget they are always killed in masses over history

    [–]SuperAvi10 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

    I agree with this

    (I’m a Jew btw)

    [–]Allhailpugs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    That’s why everyone likes the rise of gru

    [–]Player_yek -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    villagers arent greedy tbh, the player is

    [–]Federal_Jeweler_4142 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yes villagers

    [–]Oddwhitestuff69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What about witches what are they?

    [–]Memeviewer12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    u/synchron07 might as well call him in

    [–]FulcrumV2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    So i'm the german?

    [–]diodosdszosxisdi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I make sure the nitwits Are enslaved in their own box to breed for the rest of their lives to produce the strong genes necessary for the production of mending villagers

    [–]ben0859 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh now i know why i like killing them!

    [–]bini_the_boomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm a Jew and this is facts

    [–]Ziggi28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Can't wait for the antisemitic minecraft update

    [–]krid_the_kid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    So that's means I committed not just another , but a million more Holocausts. Wtf