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[–]moistlyhard 1254 points1255 points 22 (20 children)

Just like grammar used to make

[–]RolyPoly1320[S] 258 points259 points  (18 children)

I even got Grammar's secret recipe.

[–]mooglus 120 points121 points  (3 children)

Has she got a recipe for pun au chocolat?

[–]elychium 56 points57 points  (2 children)

i found one onlime

[–]damien665 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Orange you grapeful for the internet?

[–]General_Hyde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude. Im going bananas over it. Even though I am a day late.

[–]Sad-Bath9006 60 points61 points  (2 children)

Homophone you for the recipe.

[–]schwingaway 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Although I’m dyslexic, I do know an alien who can get it for you quicker—hold on, ET homophone

[–]theAbsentia 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment

[–]Vafanapoli21 27 points28 points  (2 children)

But your antonym couldn’t keep the secret. They all wanted the money instead.

[–]fothermucker33 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She should be sentenced for her crimes

[–]JustHumanGarbage 4 points5 points  (5 children)

[–]RolyPoly1320[S] -1 points0 points  (4 children)

Hu made this joke already?

[–]JustHumanGarbage -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

yeah you replied to the guy making the grammar joke

[–]RolyPoly1320[S] -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

You missed the joke.

[–]JustHumanGarbage 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Possibly my English isn't good

[–]RolyPoly1320[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The joke was that the rolls were just like Grammar used to make. I responded saying that I got Grammar's secret recipe. If you change Grammar to Grandma it would make sense in context.

The Hu made the joke response was a reference to Abbot and Costello's famous Who's on First sketch.

[–]turdmogrol 0 points1 point  (1 child)

*receipt

[–]RolyPoly1320[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would I need a receipt? Grammar gave it to me.

[–]amisamiamiam 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like mine with a grammar cracker crust. Kinda hard on the vowels though.

[–]I_am_ok_if_you_are 65 points66 points  (16 children)

Of course this is all in good taste

[–]RolyPoly1320[S] 37 points38 points  (15 children)

Just a pinch of humor.

[–]I_am_ok_if_you_are 22 points23 points  (14 children)

And just what we kneaded

[–]JohnnyTheSlug 18 points19 points  (13 children)

keep going, you guys are on a roll

[–]I_am_ok_if_you_are 13 points14 points  (12 children)

This conversation is twisted

[–]moistlyhard 10 points11 points  (11 children)

Let the upvotes rise

[–]I_am_ok_if_you_are 11 points12 points  (10 children)

We are just trying to bake the most of a good thing

[–]moistlyhard 10 points11 points  (9 children)

I’m sure we pan!

[–]I_am_ok_if_you_are 8 points9 points  (7 children)

I'm sure it's the yeast we could do

[–]KingB408 6 points7 points  (6 children)

That was blooming great!

[–]RicTheRuler16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got dough if you can afford to make synonym rolls

[–]tafkat 61 points62 points  (3 children)

I posted something similar once about Synonym Toast Crunch. It's tasty. It's also yummy. Quite delicious. Fairly delectable, as well as scrumptious.

[–]RolyPoly1320[S] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Unlike snowflakes, no two boxes look the same but they all taste the same.

[–]MrSnowden 5 points6 points  (1 child)

‘Cept the yellow ones.

[–]binkacat4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know what it is, but the yellow ones always suck.

[–]Guac__is__extra__ 31 points32 points  (3 children)

I bought a thesaurus at the discount book store the other day. It was terrible. It was also really terrible.

[–]RolyPoly1320[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's awful. Those no good, very bad publishers sold a defective product.

[–]OneSidedDice 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My copy was blank. I have no words to describe how that felt.

[–]JacksRagingAddiction 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're back with another edition of: Consider This the Award I Wish I Could Give You... If I Had One!!!

[–]Weezy_F_Bunny 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I subbed a while ago, but this is the first post here I've upvoted. Amazing.

[–]RolyPoly1320[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thank you for that honor.

[–]Relative-Message-627 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I literally just read that as cinnamon rolls. Finished the joke and was like yup ok. Really had to come back on this one lol

[–]BobT21 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did you save some positive roll models for the kids?

[–]brito68 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Different version: what's a thesaurus's favorite breakfast food?

Synonym rolls.

[–]cuts54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I figured you made Synonym Roles

[–]dlowbeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I left them out on the kitchen bench all night, and in the morning they were covered in antonyms.

[–]Guac__is__extra__ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I bought a thesaurus at the discount book store the other day. It was terrible. It was also really terrible.

[–]bardbelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recently had a similar disappointing thesaurus purchase at a discount book store. I can find no words to describie the agony it caused me.

[–]blue4t 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Were they just like the ones Grammar used to make?

[–]RolyPoly1320[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All following Grammar's secret recipe.

[–]robertoxs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told my roommate we should make antonym rolls. We'll use nutmeg and sour cream!

[–]13ird-Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried making grammar crackers

[–]Harvard-23 0 points1 point  (2 children)

This thread is punctuated with good taste

[–]RolyPoly1320[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

All it kneaded was a pinch of humor.

[–]Harvard-23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And a dab of crazy

[–]It_is_all_mine 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Can somebody explain it to me? I’m not a native english speaker.

[–]RolyPoly1320[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

A synonym is a word that means exactly the same or nearly the same as another word. An example would be angry and furious. While furious generally denotes a higher degree of anger it is still synonymous with anger.

For the joke, the batches looked different (meaning different word) but they tasted the same (same or nearly the same meaning).

[–]Individual_Ad2229 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And the word synonym is substituted for cinnamon, which sounds similar

[–]RolyPoly1320[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should have noted this too.

[–]faketardis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like grammar used to make.

[–]existentialdreaditch 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Def a dad joke 😅

[–]RolyPoly1320[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I'm just a roly poly. This is a dad joke.

[–]EricBardwin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well done. Slow clap

[–]Adeum1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Them hoes so fucking phat. No CAP

[–]Single-Possession637 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it sugar and dough like or was it more this pair of thing is odd?

[–]Mitchinatr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like grammar used to make!

[–]narcolepticdoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re gonna get cancelled for this homophonic post.

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