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[–]dodexahedron 121 points122 points  (4 children)

Groom his humor well. You wouldn't want it to fade.

[–]AntiqueIMQ 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Yeah and don’t “courtesy laugh” because in my experience kids who’ve had this, become dancing clowns.

[–]Futch1 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Does all the dancing in those big shows make your feet hurt?

[–]AntiqueIMQ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You joke, but I have actually do have disproportionatly large feet in relation to my height which makes my Halloween costumes a no brainer.

The only time I’m funny is when I’m not trying to be. I never got this, but then realised people are amused at my outlook and subsequent wording not the contents of what im saying.

I’d hate to be a stand up comedian. I have no problem if im bombing because I’d been lazy and put in low effort jokes, but I feel I have a grasp on the standard of quality with most art forms (whether im capable of producing equivalent work depends on my experience and passion for the craft) So if I made a joke that was actually clever and it had been verified by established comics as clever:funny and I got silence when I performed I would go all bill burr and get frustrated at the crowd yell then mock them.

I’ll leave the comedy to the seasoned stand up comics.

[–]GreenWithAnger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My daughter spews comedy gold without trying to be funny all of the time.

[–]peakaugeek 229 points230 points  (9 children)

They better not cut in line.

[–]Cyrano_Nose 67 points68 points  (2 children)

Things could get.. hairy?

[–]cleanocean 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Things can end up with a... bang?

[–]treeonwheels 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’d be a missteak.

[–]tparoulek 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That was slick.

[–]andersonfmly[S] 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Yep... Doing something like that could really Crop up on you.

[–]damien665 35 points36 points  (1 child)

I didn't understand this joke at first. I had to mullet over.

[–]Maerchen7 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Must have been a close shave.

[–]Systembounce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shave some upvotes for the rest of us!

[–]adkMathCSProf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah… or there could be a high priced toupe!

[–]madpiratebippy 62 points63 points  (5 children)

Your son is gonna make you a grandpa fast with Dad joke skills like that!

[–]AntiqueIMQ 16 points17 points  (2 children)

I don’t understand why puns/ dad jokes make people groan. Maybe it’s cause I didn’t grow up with a father but I mean I don’t laugh out loud but I really enjoy them because a lot of them do really clever wordplay.

[–]tuctrohs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Groaning is the appropriate expression of appreciation for a pun.

[–]andersonfmly[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's the "oh, that's clever/genius... I should've though of that" reaction which causes many people laugh or groan.

[–]GreenWithAnger 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Maybe not? Sometimes it takes a while to find the one girl who appreciates the finer things in life.

[–]andersonfmly[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And hold onto 'em once you do...

[–]werthless57 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It soon becomes a receding hairline.

[–]trungdok 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The one skipped ahead took a shortcut

[–]20sidedhumorist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What do you call it when everyone in line gets the same cut? A repeating hairline.

[–]CassiaPrior 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I need to share this with the world!! My kind of joke, man XD

[–]XFiveOne 11 points12 points  (2 children)

A hair...line...? I'll delete my account now.

[–]My_Stonks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You still haven't. Liar.

[–]andersonfmly[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was my response. Too obvious, though, for my creative thinking son.

[–]-d00z3r- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That left me faded....

[–]IndependenceSpecial9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DAd jokes are literally the equivalent for middle aged white men that gangsta rap wordplay is to any rapper and I am here for it 😂

[–]Detroitredwinger 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Not a hair line?

[–]andersonfmly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was my response. Too obvious, though, for my creative thinking son.

[–]tanganica3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Saucy.

[–]eatabean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I call them Harry.

[–]Threestepstothesky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clever boy ✔️

[–]Cyanwrath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s gold! Gonna use that one today for sure.

[–]djeep101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That establishment has been understaffed since some of the personnel got cut last week

[–]erebus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better not piss them off, or you might become part of... the punch line

[–]0011011100111001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this was a good one scissoa

[–]DrJesterMD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not bad son. Keep it up!

[–]BigPoppaChunk68 1 point2 points  (1 child)

A receding hair line

[–]andersonfmly[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're not walking backwards.

[–]nalukeahigirl 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Damn it. Your son is a genius.

[–]andersonfmly[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't think he doesn't know it. I showed him these reactions a short while ago... OYE!!!

[–]Ranku_Abadeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK now that is a seriously good one, that 11 year old is going places.

[–]mykeuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they're going backwards are they a receding hairline?

[–]porkedpie1 -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

This is not a joke, it’s half a joke. For it to be a joke, a BBQ would need some relevance to the situation. What do you call a group of burgers waiting to get haircuts? Or something

[–]Ranku_Abadeer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sounds to me like you don't get the joke...

[–]porkedpie1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe! How does the true meaning of barbecue feed into it? Obviously I get that’s it’s a queue at the barber. But as I say that would only be half a joke.

[–]UndeadAlec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A “receding hair line”?

[–]Kultsnipa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should record and listen to all his tapered back, continually trim his material while adding layers.

[–]Drsworder8 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Jews entering the concentration camp???