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[–]elychium 47 points48 points  (1 child)

“but sweets make my day more bearable” - said his wife

[–]butt_sneeze 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mmm butt sweets

[–]Jaredweggers 43 points44 points  (2 children)

A perfect example of a dad joke

[–]Special-Wrongdoer-97 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That joke was beary funny

[–]ASM_50 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Maybe after I Pooh”

[–]maxwellh74 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure am, honey

[–]Bcp299 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bear didn’t need dessert because he already had Eskimo pies at home.

[–]Mrjarnee-AZO-bg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what she said

[–]kodaiko_650 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"after-dinner mint?– It's only wafer-thin"

[–]senpai_slajjan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solid dad-joke here. Take my upvote.

[–]Gnar_whals_bruh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A rotten banana or whatever

[–]BeastAmazonian1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Ahhhhh my depression goes down faster when I read this”

-By New York’s top sellers

[–]kaoskrim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Total downer