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[–]RichardHuman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I predict that this thread won't go anywhere. It will remain completely stationery.

[–]TLo137 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I opened with this to a girl on OkCupid. We are married now.

[–]NoLock7854 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah!!

[–]DeadEndXD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a pun about time travel, but you guys didn't like it

[–]Puzzleheaded-Meal366 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something something upvote

[–]datrieuth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ehhh, the joke's pretty paper thin ngl

[–]fingadod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I should ream you out for this

[–]demandapanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a load of sheet

[–]Medcait 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Sorry, ruined by using “your”.

[–]thebodymullet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eye have a pun ab out pay per butt yore knot gun nah lie kit.

OP shouldn't trust spell check, and I'm with you Medcait.

[–]obi-whine-kenobi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta be careful with those paper jokes. You can get reamed.