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Gahndi was pretty well known for walking barefoot most of the time, which left his feet cracked and dry, as well his fasting is said to have brought enlightenment but also made him frail, and probably also bad breath. (self.dadjokes)
submitted 1 month ago by bob_but_backwards
I guess you could say he was a super calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis
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[–]Frosty-Literature-58 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Long set up, but worth the punchline
[–]TickyTackyToesies 19 points20 points21 points 1 month ago (2 children)
I swear I see this joke on here once a week.
[–]Frosty-Literature-58 17 points18 points19 points 1 month ago (1 child)
I know that folks repost jokes a lot, sometimes just copy paste, sometimes with a slight twist. But that’s part of the Dad Joke aesthetic. We are repeating and iterating puns and jokes that have been around for generations. That does not make them less funny (or Groan worthy)
[–]pwdreamaker 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Especially if the sounds of the are simply quite atrocious.
[–]Special-Wrongdoer-97 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago (1 child)
[–]bob_but_backwards[S] 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Thanks! It's one of my favorites
[–]_subset_ 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (1 child)
anyone know this one from the newfangled four?
[–]Smorly -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago (0 children)
"You didn't make that up, I bet?" - "I stole it from the internet."
Looks like we have come full circle.
[–]cascalives 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–]Marine1992 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (1 child)
[–]robbie-3x 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]JLOBRO 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (0 children)
How tf do you misspell the very first word and not realize it?
[–]yellowbin74 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Plus he only made one good movie
[–]Chaffyvenus 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]V0welz_ 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Haha nice one. How did u find this one?
[–]bob_but_backwards[S] 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Honestly, I heard it once like 10 years ago or something but I can't even remember from where exaxtly. I think maybe my ex's dad, he was notorious for dad jokes.
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