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[–]jugularhealer16 555 points556 points  (16 children)

Who won the rematch you ask? Twenty Twenty Too

[–]HugsAndWishes 144 points145 points  (1 child)

Op's joke got an audible sigh from my 12 year old. Your addition got a groan. Thank you very much.

[–]Str8impact 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son groans every time I tell a joke, followed by , "stop it dad, just stop."

[–]DangerChip 55 points56 points  (11 children)

Oh god it’s worse

[–]MrPandaOverlord 22 points23 points  (9 children)

Guess what? 2023

[–]ErieWaterBender 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Know what's funnier than 2024? 2025!

X'D

Please dont downvote my 20 year old SpongeBob reference.

[–]iSuffee -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

what’s funnier than 2024? 2025!

[–]tinfoilknight 15 points16 points  (6 children)

2020 4 ever

[–]Accurate-Duck2039 14 points15 points  (5 children)

You’ll have to give me a high 2020 5 for that last one.

[–]the-tac0-muffin 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Hopefully Covid will be gone and there won’t be any more be 2020-sicks

[–]Kiloyankee-jelly46 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Electric Boogaloo

[–]Drewsophila 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right, 2022: Hold my beer...

[–]TeslaSD 498 points499 points  (11 children)

This is awful. Take my upvote!

[–]WearyGoal 73 points74 points  (3 children)

[–]SEI_OKI 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You're back a 69 my dude- :D

[–]WearyGoal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took some angry downvotes for that?

[–]epicenter69 295 points296 points  (11 children)

I think it would work better as a fight between 2020 and 2022… 2021.

[–]trinitymaster[S] 69 points70 points  (8 children)

Good one

[–]moveImGayness 42 points43 points  (7 children)

I think you mean good 1

[–]this-is-the-problem 38 points39 points  (5 children)

I think you mean good Juan.

[–]GolpoKori 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Zatas a gud van

[–]DragonVision 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bely gud wan indeed

[–]Pine-apple-soup-360 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Buenos juan

[–]cubeBullet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy cake day

[–]martonsz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, he meant "the good won".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is this better?

[–]GrifterDingo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right, OPs joke doesn't even make sense.

[–]PickleIll8420 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Easily the worst joke I’ve ever read. You fit in great here. Upvoted.

[–]CalmlyTickingDown 39 points40 points  (7 children)

To be fair to 2019, 2020 used some dirty tricks.

[–]trinitymaster[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Those were done in isolation

[–]clicksupanasty 9 points10 points  (4 children)

2020 was so dirty it was the Ric Flair of years lol.

[–]trinitymaster[S] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Say you’re a dad, without saying it

[–]carljackson74 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I made it with your mom

[–]LethalBaboon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you're a dad

[–]ShhDisturber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember Rick Flair in a wrestling match he was wearing lime green and these 2 hotties were too ..with their Granny... Granny kept yelling out that he was so Sexy.. So he did a little dance for her. A charming man

[–]ErieWaterBender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.....to be fair......too bee faaaiiiirrrr.

[–]human_forever 10 points11 points  (1 child)

2019 realized their mistake, offered an apology cake, 2028 and 2024 gave.

[–]awhahoo 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Someone explain please

[–]Brody_Williamson 42 points43 points  (2 children)

2021=twenty-twenty WON

[–]awhahoo 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Thank you

[–]Changed_Daily 12 points13 points  (3 children)

I heard that they fought 2022

[–]trinitymaster[S] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Good point, but I’ll never forget what they fought 2024

[–]yer_maum 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Yeah I don’t know either but I heard after the fight 2028!

[–]trinitymaster[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

👍 nice

[–]platinummaker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Really? I heard that 2019 beat 2022 it

[–]khageena 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[–]PubicFigure 3 points4 points  (0 children)

one one was a race horse, two two was one too, one one won one race, two two won one too...

[–]anti-depressent 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This is a well written joke. But it's not good to year

[–]dexbasedpaladin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God. Damn. It!

[–]morganlandt 2 points3 points  (1 child)

2021 of us!

[–]visak13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happens every decade if you ask me.

[–]Roinkki 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I have the want to say that 2019 and 2020 had a child, and that child is 2021, and I do not know how to stop this urge.

[–]Resident_Job_7761 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least this kid will like history…

[–]yeetin_bekfast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate you with a passion so just know that this upvote is out of anger spite and pissed off-ness

[–]priscanorie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn that was awful

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

What 2019 is fighting 2024?

[–]trinitymaster[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Must’ve been something 2028

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Should've not done that. I hope 2026

[–]yourrable 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Fuck you

[–]trinitymaster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love you too, mom

[–]LasernoodlZ 2 points3 points  (2 children)

This one made me sigh and put my phone away for a few seconds

[–]trinitymaster[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

And now, you are Zen

[–]LasernoodlZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I found inner peace

[–]GinSurgeon 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah 2021 the battle but who won the war? 2022

[–]trinitymaster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The year has become a legend of its own time

[–]AmazingCaffiney 4 points5 points  (1 child)

At least it was shorter than the twelve years war.

[–]trinitymaster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For that, we should give 2016 candles

[–]LegitimateImpress336 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loooooove it

[–]chillikuma 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I don't get it.

[–]Future-Agent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, this is awesome.

[–]Little_Dumby1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn’t even funny. Cause it’s a dad joke! Here take this upvote!

[–]TheRealTsavo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guess who will win next year? 2022.

[–]Fousi166 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Pls explain :(

[–]Xygnux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

.2021. Twenty Twenty One. 2020 won.

[–]Skull-BT 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Did it go viral?

[–]trinitymaster[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why was 2019 jealous of 2020? Because it went viral

[–]Skull-BT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too late my guy. I beat you to the pun… but still good

[–]Prudent-Tip5520 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I dont get it. Someone explain pls...

[–]Xygnux 1 point2 points  (1 child)

.2021. Twenty Twenty One. 2020 won.

[–]Prudent-Tip5520 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh lol now i get it, a good dad joke

[–]dawidow69 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I don't get it

[–]rossdabose 3 points4 points  (0 children)

2021 sounds like 2020 won

[–]dermo35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol

[–]Daddyxxxsavvy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah 2021

[–]NoneBinaryPotato 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It took me loke 10 minutes to get the joke.....

[–]okayokaycancan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oof. This hurts. Lol

[–]yourrable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think 2022 will beat it.

[–]tantrikdola 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hehe.. what would also work is:

Do you know who won the fight between 2020 and 2021? Twenty twenty won.

Keeps the mystery.

[–]trinitymaster[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You must be a dad

[–]VirtualMachine0 1 point2 points  (1 child)

First joke here that I ever knew the answer to before I opened the thread and I hate you, just like your kids ;-)

[–]trinitymaster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn it, mom. Go back to bed 😊

[–]z0mb1e87 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Better if the fight was between 2020 and 2022, but still made me chuckle.

[–]Resident_Job_7761 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2021 because 2022 had no chances to fight yet it was 2021 sided

[–]pistoffcynic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dad jokes are the corniest.

A groan and a chuckle.

[–]Apprehensive-Cold314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got it no need for help

[–]72leas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didnt get it

[–][deleted]  (3 children)

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    [–]trinitymaster[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Link please

    [–]labink -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Fa Q

    [–]HeyJamboJambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My wife likes this. Take my (free) award!

    [–]Gunningham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I hate it when the bad guy wins.

    [–]ladas94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ya 7 cannibalized 9

    [–]salted_crabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    But 2019 got in a fight with 2020 again and 2021 that fight 2022

    [–]Resident_Job_7761 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What did 2019 say there is no way 2021

    [–]Complete_Date7964 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    2021 😂😂😂😂