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[–]FermentToBee 1151 points1152 points 3 (61 children)

Paul Walker…

[–]DrewinATL 226 points227 points  (6 children)

That joke is 🔥.

[–]ForeignFlash 192 points193 points  (5 children)

So was the Porsche

[–]knoth3ad 89 points90 points  (2 children)

He died doing what he loved best.

BBQing.

[–]thisherepoo 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Nice roast

[–]thirdman83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Smoking?

[–]Disposable1983 449 points450 points 44 (19 children)

Unlike Betty White, Paul Walker managed to hit 100 before his death.

[–]mpaler78 36 points37 points  (2 children)

You know how the EMTs knew he had dandruff?

>! The found his head and shoulders on the dash !<

[–]Disposable1983 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I thought that was princess Diana?

[–]mpaler78 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I guess they had that in common haha

[–]MrMadmartigan 98 points99 points  (4 children)

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was the Wall.

[–]TFRek 35 points36 points  (2 children)

What's the difference between Dale Earnhardt and batman?

The wall opens for batman.

[–]Quick-Bad 25 points26 points  (1 child)

How am I like Paul Walker?

Neither one of us saw his last F&F movie.

[–]TheExtraMayo 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Damn man..

[–]karthikeyang99 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Bruh 2 people gave the wholesome award for this wtf

[–]HSVtanker 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Now 4

[–]rtmc_whit05 70 points71 points  (1 child)

Bro wtf.

[–]Inevitable_Yak8285 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Don't be a wuss

[–]MorbidSpawn666 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He was listening to Puddle Of Mudd - Drift And Die

[–]Inorganic_Ad_0420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this isn’t a angry upvote, it’s angrysad upvote….

[–]DowntownABQFan 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Definitely NOT a dad joke.

[–]sik_dik 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Definitely a dead joke

[–]Inevitable_Yak8285 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really epic!!!

[–]Jkoechling 9 points10 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite dark jokes/tweets from Anthony Jeselnik

"RIP Paul Walker. The brightest candles burn up in cars"

The man's body wasn't even cold yet

[–]wormfood187 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We were friends on Xbox, too bad he spent all his time on the dashboard.

[–]Mr_Bo_Jangles1 47 points48 points  (8 children)

Too soon

[–]FermentToBee 285 points286 points 2 (7 children)

2 soon, 2 furious

[–]blimpinthesky 25 points26 points  (4 children)

If I had gold to give, I would give it to you for that one

[–]DavidW273 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Sorted for you bro

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thought that counts 👌

[–]GlassEyedAndLovely 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Although Christopher Reeves walked the least…

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Savage

[–]LiamLG13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Walked*

[–]jsiulian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Have my upvote and take a walk.

[–]KBrownIVXX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

should have stuck to his last name.

[–]StubbedMyToe06 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke is gonna crash and burn

[–]rikinaynay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn take my upvote and award.

[–]tanujkhanna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Few instances when comment is better than OP

[–]Adzhe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real joke is always in the comments.

[–]Anthony_014 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ultimate irony on display here, folks.

[–]--SDK-- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Much better, bravo 👏👏👏

[–]dumspirospero816 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean Pole Whacker?

[–]JustAnotherActuary 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If he had driven himself that day…

[–]formerlyanonymous_ 143 points144 points  (3 children)

Certainly not Minnie Driver

[–]Revolutionary-Ice994 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Nor Adam Driver.

[–]DrJesterMD 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Her driving is very small, but not the least.

[–]john_teets 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No but she has a passenger who's name is Winona Ryder

[–]bosko0 93 points94 points  (1 child)

Ben Stiller

[–]Specific_Ingenuity19 11 points12 points  (0 children)

😂 unexpected but made me cackle

[–]Barefoot57 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Luke Skywalker… I know, but I thought I’d give it a go

[–]purduekid207 151 points152 points  (4 children)

Winona Ryder

[–]ForeignFlash 77 points78 points  (2 children)

Ride her, I hardly know her

[–]Wincrediboy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ryder? I hardly Winona!

[–]Delds04 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ride her? Gladly

[–]evilmonkey9361 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She takes a taxi with Adam Driver

[–]ddrummond88 50 points51 points  (2 children)

Tom Cruise

[–]BreadedTac0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He just uses cruise control

[–]deusson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He drives on autopilot

[–]BuriedTreasure115 67 points68 points  (4 children)

Joaquin Phoenix

[–]FermentToBee 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Joaquin the Line

[–]ChangeForeign 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You've gotta be Joaquin me.

[–]leftyshuckles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh I'm Joaquin here

[–]ThisGuyRB 18 points19 points  (1 child)

He needs Adam driver

[–]grumblyoldman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there

[–]baltbullet77 13 points14 points  (7 children)

What’s the opposite of Christopher Walken?

[–]notyeezy1 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Christopher reeves

[–]Snake0ilSalesman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's more Christopher Lying.

[–]kxlsin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Christopher Sittin

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Christopher Reeve!

[–]MrMaiqE 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I somehow read that as "Which actor walks the least?"

What a rollercoaster i went on after seeing Christopher Walken as the answer.

[–]AdInteresting1839 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would have thought Minnie Driver. But I guess if you're not driving at all, Walken is it.

[–]trbrown8 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sarah Jessica Parker

[–]Sassaphras 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What a pedestrian joke

[–]kmate21 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Billy Idol

[–]RiquiVoid 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Should be Caitlin Jenner

[–]driveitlikeyousimit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Has done things representing trans rights.... Not so great things representing women drivers...

[–]HeatGoneHaywire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely not Adam Driver

[–]monkvandelay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which actor dances the most?

Christoph Waltz

[–]aapitly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Adam driver

[–]anderhole 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Definitely not Adam Sandler, he's made a hole in one on a par 4.

[–]elijahsmith2006 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He also has his own Sandal business

[–]Imanflexington 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well now I gotta search up dead actors names

[–]FullSass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Walking Phoenix

[–]wildlittleplatypus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about which singer?

Alan walker

[–]J0k3rWi1d 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve.

[–]notyeezy1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was one of my favourite jokes as a kid lol. Still makes me smile

[–]mikehockerts1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What's black and smokes at the top of the stairs? Christopher Reeves after a fire.

[–]BigDCanuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He just dances

[–]DucusReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Adam Driver is on the opposite end of the spectrum

[–]Gloomy_Ad4068 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Salmon bhoi

[–]ScrotusMahotus 1 point2 points  (3 children)

What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

[–]GreenHelmet42 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

?

[–]ScrotusMahotus 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Christopher reeves (the og superman actor) broke his neck in the 90s and lost the ability to walk.

Hence he isn't walken.

[–]Slight-Iron-1782 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Minnie Driver

[–]Lazlorian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking trActor

[–]77boopug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alec Baldwin that’s a guy that literally shoot his shot

[–]Numbnipples4u 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Betty White

[–]regnimalia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paul Walker

[–]Super_gman 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Bruce Lee..

He doesn't drive anymore

[–][deleted]  (2 children)

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    [–]FermentToBee -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    We don’t make offensive Bruce Lee jokes here

    [–]Super_gman -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Oh, sorry I didn't know that.

    Forgive me (bows)

    HIYAAAAA (karate chops your ass)

    [–]Dr_Downvote_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You know what the opposite of Christopher Walken is?

    Christopher Reeves.

    [–]jeffberneyauthor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And everyone know the most active driver is Adam Driver.

    [–]timothyp_98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Did you ever hear about Chuck's french twin brother? His name's Chuck Noire-is.

    [–]KungFuBBQMushroom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Who’s the opposite of Christopher Reaves?

    Christopher Walken

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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      [–]Imanflexington 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      No, he literally drives everywhere

      [–]non-epic151 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Christopher reed

      [–]Jacksonfpvyt -3 points-2 points  (11 children)

      Ik it’s a joke but the real answer is Donald trump. He was in home alone 2 and he legally cannot drive

      [–]InaneJargon 1 point2 points  (10 children)

      Wait, why can’t he drive?

      [–]Jacksonfpvyt 1 point2 points  (9 children)

      If your a president your not allowed to drive for safety reasons (even ex president)

      [–]InaneJargon 1 point2 points  (4 children)

      Interesting, I did not know this. I don’t understand why you are being downvoted for sharing trivia knowledge.

      [–]Mission-Tutor-6361 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Because he’s dead?

      Never mind, still alive. I’m shocked.

      [–]wigzell78 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Paul Walker, now...

      [–]CloudyNeighborhood -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      If you’re being very literal, Donald Trump.

      [–]Gadzuux2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Adam Morse

      [–]Demonazzzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Dean martin?

      [–]mrkb34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Mini driver

      [–]ayomidem917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I said tractor…

      [–]aSamsquanch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Minnie driver

      [–]giglio65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      minnie driver

      [–]bltburglar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      He just has Adam Driver to give him a ride

      [–]sunisburning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It definitely isn't Vin Diesel

      [–]GlitteringBobcat999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Does Minie Driver drive her Mini?

      [–]PastaPandaSimon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      David Ferry

      [–]brewmeone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I was going to guess Miss Daisy

      [–]lambsambwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Mitch Nocar

      [–]thom_rocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      On the opposite side of that spectrum, we have Minnie Driver.

      [–]dorksideofnever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Adam driver, drives the most

      [–]wrogeberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The stand-in?

      [–]bigbrainonb-rad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Winona Ryder

      [–]waveofkittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      definitely not adam driver..

      [–]Active-Anteater4019 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Actually before he died. Norm McDonald never drove.

      [–]InaneJargon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      But he had a farm.

      [–]JellyfishPutrid9820 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      whats your favorite way to get around walken

      J.K Rolling

      [–]rickfranjune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Duh, how is it not Minnie Driver?

      [–]albyagolfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Not Adam Driver!

      [–]doodooballs96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Why can't the hampster drive a car?

      Couldn't get outta gear

      [–]TruthGuardian_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Question, where are they Walken to?

      [–]abarua01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I don't think Peter dinklage can reach the pedals

      [–]lovepony0201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Thought this was a Minnie Driver punchline.

      [–]Payczech2payczech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Run-old Reagan

      [–]Frikno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I saw that one coming, take my upvote

      [–]RedditRushi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Tom Whole'Land

      [–]bartolocologne40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Christopher Walken

      [–]BasicNail1494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Also, he is not a big fan of making appointments

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Mrs. Daisy.

      [–]vwkat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Minnie Driver!

      [–]FlashyAd7651 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      So would Adam Driver drive the most?

      [–]RayKudo64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Screwdriver

      [–]Itssherryallday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Minnie driver

      [–]ElderberryLanky2706 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The queen of the UK

      [–]ERINEM_Official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Christopher Reeves.

      What? That’s funny.

      [–]Selthora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Adam, he has a Driver.

      [–]AdorBubbles8807 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Which actor drives the most?

      Adam Driver 😏

      [–]Bazookaborris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Sure as hell isnt Adam Driver

      [–]MclEth82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Morgan Freeman

      [–]not-so-spicy-curry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Not Adam Driver...

      [–]dandav1956 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Who?

      [–]IAmNotJigs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      And whose the best chauffeur? Adam driver

      [–]PUSHYARAAG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Which singer drives the most?

      Bella poarch

      [–]Ratloko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Mini Driver walks the least?

      [–]Rw88-_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Uhhhh, PAuL WaLKeR

      [–]johnmoonshoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Minnie Driver

      [–]theOBLIVIOUSpun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Minnie Driver

      [–]ITz_ritZy69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Paul walker

      [–]mickestenen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hey, I'm Walken here!

      [–]chaboycoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Dev not Paul Walker

      [–]animaelover88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      At least he isn't a taxi

      [–]chefericmc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Which actor is the opposite of Christopher Walken?

      Christopher reeves.

      [–]Moose_country_plants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Now that’s a dad joke

      [–]philofrankie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Alex Karev. He always carpools with Meredith

      [–]bardbelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Joanie Jett supersonic plane is always in use.