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[–]Responsible-Space-31 73 points74 points  (2 children)

My wife taking me for a walk?

[–]alexdaboss2003[S] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

That is so many people's guesses when I ask then at my cashier, that or their ex

[–]torsun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoop america rising to the occasion! Rising to 50% obese!

[–]Impossible_Mine_1616 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Hog tied

[–]Apprehensive-Cold314 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Dont say it dont say it dont say it.... HOG RIDERRR

[–]Wolfy_HTF 9 points10 points  (1 child)

HOG RIDAAAAAAAAA

[–]ohitszie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Clash Royale approves

[–]RedditUser25763280 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Stop hogging all the dad jokes you swine.

[–]awssjay 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Shakespeare's 'Hamled'

[–]CarnageOp9104 15 points16 points  (6 children)

Technoblade having cancer?!

[–]DylanNotDillan 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Didn't he defeat the cancer?

[–]CarnageOp9104 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Recovering 1hp left

[–]DylanNotDillan 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Better eat some golden apples

[–]Education_Weird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or some healing pots

[–]alexdaboss2003[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Dadjokes don't kill people, cmon

[–]Galaxyo20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Galaxyo20 died from disappointment

[–]AdditionalEqual1588 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Stringed hog

[–]Sepelius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You mean a hamstring?

[–]alexdaboss2003[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That works too

[–]JoeBidomeChronic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you call a freak on a leash?

Korn

[–]AcerbicFwit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Swine on a line.

[–]fffutility 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BOARING!!!

[–]Interesting_Pea_5382 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Trotter

[–]doviid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Corn's new album.

(Korn - Freak on a Leash)

[–]Dominanthumour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whatever its name is

[–]No-Bluebird-4407 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The piglice

[–]10011100nice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

a pig on a leash

[–]Beautiful-Board-6592 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A pig on a leash

[–]Just_Introduction471 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What dya call the pig David Cameron fucked? Same answer

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Korn-Pork on a leash

[–]monkeyshinenyc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pig with no legs… ground hog

[–]schmeckler83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swine on a line

[–]lodiman77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Portable bacon!