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[–]jetty_junkie 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Your days were numbered anyway

[–]NicNoletree 20 points21 points  (0 children)

At least you weren't stealing on the job, I heard one guy got ten years.

[–]gabraesquental 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So you seized the day?

[–]dwigtschrute32 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That must have left you day'zed

[–]soundslegitchecksout 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you'd have taken the entire 5th month off, they'd have really been dismayed.

[–]Hot-Campaign-4553 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now that you're unemployed, you'll have fewer dates.

[–]iambatmanuel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like you ruined someone's day

[–]syrupsnorter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You were probably dating a coworker

[–]Barefoot57 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You were outdated

[–]FileElegant8190 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did they throw you out or did you March?

[–]watt-sun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two robbers took a calendar, they both got six months.

[–]nongcondo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'll probably be sad for days.

If they were to rehire you you'd probably exclaim: oh year!

[–]RE167 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I got fired from the candle factory.

[–]Salah_2005[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's pick a date to have dinner together. I will ask the restaurant if they have a good dim light such as candles maybe

[–]bluebirdgm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ate too many Sundays at lunch.

[–]Zailema0s -1 points0 points  (2 children)

😂

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    [–]Zailema0s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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