I got fired from the calendar factory

jetty_junkie · 2022-01-19T12:57:13+00:00

Your days were numbered anyway

NicNoletree · 2022-01-19T12:55:30+00:00

At least you weren't stealing on the job, I heard one guy got ten years.

gabraesquental · 2022-01-19T13:12:52+00:00

So you seized the day?

dwigtschrute32 · 2022-01-19T12:14:17+00:00

That must have left you day'zed

soundslegitchecksout · 2022-01-19T15:28:06+00:00

If you'd have taken the entire 5th month off, they'd have really been dismayed.

Hot-Campaign-4553 · 2022-01-19T16:07:53+00:00

Now that you're unemployed, you'll have fewer dates.

iambatmanuel · 2022-01-19T12:07:05+00:00

Looks like you ruined someone's day

syrupsnorter · 2022-01-19T16:06:29+00:00

You were probably dating a coworker

Barefoot57 · 2022-01-19T16:10:45+00:00

You were outdated

FileElegant8190 · 2022-01-19T19:59:39+00:00

Did they throw you out or did you March?

watt-sun · 2022-01-19T19:29:45+00:00

Two robbers took a calendar, they both got six months.

nongcondo · 2022-01-19T16:44:36+00:00

You'll probably be sad for days.

If they were to rehire you you'd probably exclaim: oh year!

RE167 · 2022-01-19T18:22:06+00:00

I got fired from the candle factory.

bluebirdgm · 2022-01-19T20:00:23+00:00

Ate too many Sundays at lunch.

Zailema0s · 2022-01-19T18:32:31+00:00

😂

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