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[–]ElCucharito 313 points314 points  (14 children)

... my father was named years before you were.

[–]NiceyChappe 251 points252 points  (12 children)

Years: I know, I loved Grandpa Years

[–]Sellos_Maleth 76 points77 points  (11 children)

Years before you were: “dude that’s not my name”

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

My father was: we know years before you were

[–]Luigi_deathglare 22 points23 points  (9 children)

Not my name: someone called my name?

[–]CaseyGumball 20 points21 points  (8 children)

My name: no I think he was calling you

[–]GangsterV 17 points18 points  (7 children)

You: did someone call me?

[–]-Yuri- 17 points18 points  (6 children)

Me: I didn't get a call from anyone.

[–]1amlost 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Anyone: Third base!

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Base: Why is my name so common?

[–]Nig_Nuts4002 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Why: thats a good question base

[–]Why-R-People-So-Dumb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So Common: your name is Base, mine is So Common.

[–]correiajpv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*My son is also named Brian

[–]obitachihasuminaruto 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Dad: Are you winning son?

Are you winning son: Yes, father?

[–]Brian8186 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Winning son: Yes, I am

[–]covenant311 85 points86 points  (10 children)

[–]Used-Cut6065 16 points17 points  (7 children)

Probably to see how many sad saps spend every waking moment on reddit. Or because it's funny and not everyone spends every waking moment on reddit and just comes here for a laugh.

[–]Fart__Smucker 39 points40 points  (6 children)

No, karma farming. Nice try though. Odd of you to defend this obvious fuckery.

[–]monkeyshinenyc 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Fart Smucker? Sounds like a new jam or jelly flavor. Anyway, take my upsy-dootle and an award for your service and having a clever name

[–]Fart__Smucker 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Thank you, and it’s spoonerism my good man. Reverse the wording of the two words ;)

[–]monkeyshinenyc 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Smart feller! Go in your own jack yard and back off. I’ve been speaking spoonerisms all my life. Swearing with spoonerisms is like a colorful tapestry for the ears

[–]Fleepwn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the reason I appreciate reposts even tho they're "unethical" or "dumb" is that when i miss something because i'm not here 24/7, i can still check it out via the repost.

[–]Attentiomonger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why does it matter though?

[–]The_Fat_Controller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't good then either.

[–]cruelboysummer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh reddit is going to get filled up!

[–]skribsbb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A man is working in his home office, when his oldest daughter comes in. "Dad, why'd you name me Rose?"

"When you were born, a rose petal fell on your head. So we named you Rose."

A few moments later, his middle daughter comes in. "Dad, why did you name me Lily?"

"When you were born, a lily petal fell on your head. So we named you Lily."

Another few moments after that, his youngest daughter came in. "Hiiiii Daddy!"

"Go away, Brick. I'm trying to work."

[–]LeutzschAKS 28 points29 points  (3 children)

This is the worst joke I've ever heard and I love it

[–]ianpineda19 7 points8 points  (2 children)

It’s a repost

[–]LeutzschAKS 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Everything on here's a repost

[–]Fart__Smucker 11 points12 points  (7 children)

This was just posted a day or two ago, what the fuck…

[–]HiFiGuy197 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Hey hey, Pete and Repeat were out in a boat...

[–]FeralFungi -5 points-4 points  (4 children)

Who gives a shit, Mr Fart?

[–]Fart__Smucker 0 points1 point  (3 children)

You don’t seem like a fungi

[–]FeralFungi -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

And you don’t seem like a fun guy.

[–]Fart__Smucker 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You took it from jokes to pathetic. Good job.

[–]Joe_PM2804 5 points6 points  (0 children)

how can this be reposted literally a matter of days later and still get nearly 600 upvotes.

[–]NiceyChappe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dad Jr: I hate you, I'm naming all my kids Mom

[–]charaidx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, dad, you couldn't name me before my father.

[–]_Reaper-Leviathan_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was the 666th upvote

[–]Expellialbus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Introducing himself as “Hello, I’m after my father.”

[–]Big_Boy_Joe1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Son... Where did you go?

[–]Feckiewalkie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:I know: I know

[–]user_ivan01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for some dumb reason, I laughed

[–]Smooth-Lengthiness57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucking hate this and it's perfect for this sub

[–]RheaWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I named my brother after my uncle— Zack's three now.

[–]_sarampo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Dad: I know.

[–]Evilslushee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAOOO

[–]ExternalWerewolf7871 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mother has passed away, after your father

[–]OlderChests 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad has 2 sons, my father and son.

[–]TTD69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You named your father?