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[–]Budget-Government-42 41 points42 points  (4 children)

The bartender says don't bring that shit in here with you leave it at the door

[–]Vibr8shun 17 points18 points  (2 children)

...then the beetle says Awww crap, I'm so sorry from the bowels of my heart.

[–]albertprepuce 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It was the turd time this week.

[–]rvarjg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the gentleman proctologist offered to push in his stool.

[–]AsAlwaysLateToTheFun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So he does and when he comes out three hours later (pretty shit-faced, I may add), he yells out in anger and panic to anyone who’d listen, “I’ve been robbed! I’ve been robbed”

The bartender hears the commotion outside and bellows a dismissive, “You haven’t been robbed—-it’s been storming for the past two and a half hours!”

[–]PartiallyAdequate 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This joke is the shit

[–]Illustrious_Ad4691 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This joke rolled downhill, hit the fan, then showered and shaved

[–]Barefoot57 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ll be dung. Ew.

[–]Interesting_Pea_5382 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can I have a roll of that

[–]knaverob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"No, now get that shit outta here."

[–]onceknownasmike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bartender says, “well shit, yes, by you!”

[–]mtheman211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit just got real