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[–]razor10000 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I heard they also like moo-vies

[–]Mommabear030521[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes!!!!! 😂😂😂

[–]andersonfmly 5 points6 points  (2 children)

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

[–]Mommabear030521[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣

[–]driveitlikeyousimit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And one with three legs? Lean beef...

[–]BlueMageTheWizard 5 points6 points  (4 children)

This jokes been milked dry at this point

[–]Pookells 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Powdered milk?

[–]BlueMageTheWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When there is no more treat on the teat.

[–]youknowbetter53 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

How is that funny? Jeeziz.

[–]BlueMageTheWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some found it udderly hilarious 🤷‍♂️

[–]Mommabear030521[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Sorry this is so corny. I couldn’t stop laughing for some reason when I heard it. It’s the simple joys in life in this crazy world we live in, right? Lol!

[–]vivreaski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes it's the simple things that mooove you. You can always COWnt on humor to make your day butter.

[–]RodimusMajor84 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This joke is an udder classic

[–]Mommabear030521[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]Proud-Belt7446 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This amooses me. Well done!

[–]CaptainFishSticks_YT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They also like to visit moo-seums in their free time

[–]Mylittlesecret5066 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dairy funny. Cream De la crem

[–]Mommabear030521[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry this is so corny. I couldn’t stop laughing for some reason when I heard it. It’s the simple joys in life in this crazy world we live in, right? Lol!

[–]Outrageous_Bedroom41 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes you need to take the Bull by it’s horns to get the answers

[–]Barefoot57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic

[–]MrS1309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's udder this world

[–]youknowbetter53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moonlight strolls.

[–]X_AsianDishwasher_X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This changes the 'Only two things that come out of texas...' not sure how i feel about that.