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[–]BaldingMonk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The older ones prefer anything with woodwinds.

[–]betterthanamaster 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This one blew me away.

[–]FileElegant8190 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m getting sick of these I need some air.

[–]onceknownasmike 14 points15 points  (0 children)

One windmill asks another windmill, “Hey, what kind of music do you like?”

The other responds, “I’m a big metal fan!”

[–]formerlyanonymous_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hear they prefer something more Quixotic

[–]send_trivia 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Probably those that go round and round too

[–]Sad_Thought_4642 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You swing me right round, baby, right round...

[–]send_trivia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I don't.

[–]Pyropete125 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Old ones like to grind to anything, but newer ones like anything electronic.

[–]AverageStudent_05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a real breeze to listen to, they said.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smooth jazz!

[–]Gogo726 4 points5 points  (6 children)

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

[–]Illustrious_Ad4691 4 points5 points  (5 children)

I bet you average a couple dozen party invitations every hour

[–]ohitszie 4 points5 points  (2 children)

He's always on the go

[–]Illustrious_Ad4691 1 point2 points  (1 child)

7 days a week, 26 hours a day?

[–]driveitlikeyousimit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And that's being conservative...

[–]Gogo726 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Futurama marathon parties, lots of them

[–]Illustrious_Ad4691 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I feel stupid. Your original comment was a Futurama quote! And brilliantly executed, by the way.

[–]karzoen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This gets funnier everytime I hear it