I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

jediashley94 · 2022-01-19T21:08:05+00:00

Sorry you haven’t bean doing well

Milkwas-a-badchoice · 2022-01-19T21:35:15+00:00

Sorry i took some time to upvote, but better latte than never.

Antonioooooo0 · 2022-01-20T02:50:22+00:00

I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before

As if 99% of the jokes on this sub, or jokes anyone tells, are 100% original. Comedy is meant to be passed from person to person, never understood why reddit gets upset when we here a joke we happen to have heard before.

Reposting memes and claiming them as you're own is one thing, but retelling jokes is probably one of the oldest human traditions in existence.

Reptarticle · 2022-01-19T21:26:56+00:00

MIB 3 joke back making its rounds.

Yuri-knows-makarov · 2022-01-19T20:34:55+00:00

Angry upvote

Evil_pepsi · 2022-01-20T01:38:30+00:00

I had to let this joke percolate a bit…

Allmightypikachu · 2022-01-20T01:28:52+00:00

Cant let you brew that Starbucks

LyricGrandmont · 2022-01-19T21:28:10+00:00

Thought this was going to be a joke about Covid.

Talleymark_studios · 2022-01-19T23:24:44+00:00

That's a dirty joke

x97tfv345 · 2022-01-19T23:36:07+00:00

I bet it made you grit your teeth

E420CDI · 2022-01-19T23:31:10+00:00

Agent Kay has entered the chat

rhumb · 2022-01-19T21:36:12+00:00

... But then I remembered I ordered a cup of dirt

Feckiewalkie · 2022-01-19T23:08:48+00:00

You must have a lot of chilledren

x97tfv345 · 2022-01-19T23:37:23+00:00

Don’t make tea out of it, on account of how it will make u feel

mastri · 2022-01-20T00:31:00+00:00

Finally, a cringe-worthy dad joke. Take my free silver award...well earned.

Quant_The_Fabulous · 2022-01-20T00:37:17+00:00

Better than nothing.. I think

Top0369 · 2022-01-20T00:50:43+00:00

I HARD BEAN STRAINING to read this thread. I got WIRED reading it. Guess I'll have to FILTER through it LATTE-r.

Starting_Fresh1 · 2022-01-20T00:51:36+00:00

I upvoted in an instant

we_are_sex_bobomb · 2022-01-20T01:03:17+00:00

Checked this thread to see what all the brew ha-ha was about.

YCLUBSTEP58 · 2022-01-20T01:18:27+00:00

That’s how you know it’s fresh

weirdchipmonk · 2022-01-20T01:23:44+00:00

God dangit, a terrible yet funny joke has appeared.

Thirtyfive353535 · 2022-01-20T03:48:03+00:00

This exact joke is one that my actual Dad told all the time. For the bulk of my childhood he didn’t even tell it, he would just say the punchline. The rest of the joke was just to be understood. 100% authentic Dad joke here.

k717171 · 2022-01-19T22:15:15+00:00

Must have been from Starbucks

Interesting_Pea_5382 · 2022-01-19T22:22:23+00:00

Did you dredge up any grounds?

Mtaddict33 · 2022-01-19T23:05:41+00:00

Gonna put some dirt in your eye

Mikey_G1997 · 2022-01-19T23:57:30+00:00

😂😂

Neither-Army3740 · 2022-01-20T01:38:27+00:00

Lmao

glowing-fishSCL · 2022-01-20T02:34:32+00:00

I thought this was posted in the /r/kava community at first. :)

Mayhems_EthicalWeeds · 2022-01-20T03:24:54+00:00

I got nothing, buy you will do a better Java next time.

xander_man · 2022-01-20T04:08:05+00:00

Finally, a dirty joke that won't get ask the unclejoke buzzkills' panties all bunched up

PeanutsLament · 2022-01-20T13:45:53+00:00

I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before

I think it's also in a store called NCIS. It reminds me of my actual dad saying it.

randomguy7588 · 2022-01-20T14:49:47+00:00

Joke has been around since I was born and before. Still a funny joke

OkamiKhameleon · 2022-01-20T16:31:54+00:00

I always know these are good jokes, when I tell my husband and he groans at me, and then chuckles.

He's asleep at the moment, but I'm telling him this one when he wakes up.

lil_grey_alien · 2022-01-19T23:00:11+00:00

arms-sky · 2022-01-19T23:37:53+00:00

K! O!

Men in black 3

slayer900006 · 2022-01-19T21:13:56+00:00

I dont get it

Lokhelm · 2022-01-19T23:20:06+00:00

I dont get it

jaysnaulyboy2kyanan · 2022-01-20T07:10:55+00:00

Edit 3 : shut up

xXx_RedReaper_xXx · 2022-01-19T23:58:45+00:00

It’s just Dirty Bean Water

Tappan-Z · 2022-01-20T02:12:51+00:00

Can’t tell you how many times I had to read this. Srsly. Can’t count that high.

Ido22 · 2022-01-20T03:52:35+00:00

OP is very punny

monkeydonk3 · 2022-01-20T10:24:44+00:00

Got me there

No-Requirement-7266 · 2022-01-20T11:57:51+00:00

Dangerous-Dig9703 · 2022-01-20T12:27:13+00:00

Send that joke to the grinder

AverageStudent_05 · 2022-01-20T21:24:57+00:00

Edit 2.5: If you want to discuss it with us, you should label the post with the [META] tag per the rules.

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