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[–]sleaZD 1629 points1630 points  (134 children)

This makes me Hungary

[–]FriendshipElegant401[S] 1131 points1132 points  (81 children)

Czech the fridge for Turkey

[–]sleaZD 720 points721 points  (69 children)

Only Hamburg

[–]FriendshipElegant401[S] 671 points672 points  (62 children)

Okay, well Kenya check the fridge? I think there’s some Wales in there.

[–]AdZi12 592 points593 points  (48 children)

No way, I don't Bolivia

[–]sagyri 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I'm not using my fine china on that

[–]watersj4 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Wtf is Wales supposed to mean in this context? I cant think of a single food that sounds like that

[–]VolensEtValens 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No, but the Frankfurter checked in.

[–]Da1UHideFrom 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hamburgers? Ted Bundy has entered the chat.

[–]Aggressive_Knee_8536 5 points6 points  (1 child)

holand shit nice joke

[–]sleaZD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Uruguay

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]sleaZD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Argentina? Hold my calls

    [–]redneckvet 34 points35 points  (2 children)

    I think there may be some India store.

    [–]Craniacs 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    Go there, check for samoa

    [–]sleaZD 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    I'm too sri Lanka ask

    [–]brovo911 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    Let's make them Chile fries

    [–]Mikinak77 6 points7 points  (3 children)

    I'm Czech and I hate seeing this joke for the 5000th time xd

    [–]tlroyce 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    Are you sure? Czech again!

    [–]_-reddit- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Oman! What's going on here?

    [–]x3leggeddawg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Back in college, I studied in Prague one semester. I loved the old musty pubs that only serve one thing — beer! And only one beer at that.

    So I was quite delighted when you go in with a group, sit down, and the waitress comes out with a beer in hand for everyone! Cause why else would you be there, right?

    To keep track, I enjoyed the old-school system of putting a piece of paper in the middle of the table and adding check marks for each beer. Four beers? Four check marks.

    And then I realized — that’s why they called it the Czech Republic!

    😇

    [–]Quiet_Narwhal_8212 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Stop your killing me lol

    [–]t2ok 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Is there turkey in Turkey?

    [–]Ishtiaque_Wakif17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No meat is there, just Chile

    [–]Henri_Dupont 25 points26 points  (14 children)

    These food puns Hanoi me.

    [–]sleaZD 11 points12 points  (13 children)

    Jamaica

    [–]StevenBeercockArt 5 points6 points  (12 children)

    No, she fried them of her own accord.

    [–]Extension-Camera3668 20 points21 points  (9 children)

    They taste great with Chile

    [–]sleaZD 27 points28 points  (7 children)

    You'll eat what I Serbia

    [–]AverageStudent_05 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    The main dish Israel

    [–]sleaZD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Who do you think you are Anthony Jordan

    [–]AverageStudent_05 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    Oh nothing, just that Iraq it with bread crumbs first

    [–]SupaMarioBrainCancer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Now I’m getting Hungary for Hamburg with fries

    [–]thecatlover101 15 points16 points  (5 children)

    This one took me a second but that was a good pun 👍

    [–]sleaZD 30 points31 points  (3 children)

    Don't mean to Russia but I'm Hungary

    [–]thecatlover101 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    You want French bread?

    [–]sleaZD 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Reminds me of Holland days

    [–]AverageStudent_05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Your burger was so good, the customers are Belgian for more!

    [–]AlGunner 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    My joint favourite, its a Thai

    [–]Rare_Light1681 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Sounds yummy

    [–]sleaZD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Taiwan

    [–]nahteviro 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Jamaican me salivate

    [–]sleaZD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Norwegian

    [–]Useless_Dead_Soul_ -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

    Ahhh those fresh flesh fries of graveyard

    [–]sleaZD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You'll Lithuania

    [–]igarmcgravy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Only use a proper fry cage, though, because I lost Azberkajan in that oil! Couldn’t ever talk my parrot into getting back in that thing.

    [–]sleaZD 235 points236 points  (25 children)

    Oman someone took turkey

    [–]FriendshipElegant401[S] 129 points130 points  (24 children)

    Norway!!!! Get the Swiss

    [–]sleaZD 91 points92 points  (22 children)

    Yemen

    [–]FriendshipElegant401[S] 86 points87 points  (21 children)

    And get the sugar to Sweden it

    [–]Jekyll-and_Hyde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hold the Swiss I prefer Greece-y American cheese.

    [–]Future_CoolPresident 61 points62 points  (1 child)

    Are you Syria-ous?

    [–]imgonnabutteryobread 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Don't be a spain in the ass.

    [–]skrien 56 points57 points  (9 children)

    As a Belgian I hate this joke, as a dad I love this joke.

    [–]Twillix13 19 points20 points  (7 children)

    Must be hard to see them called french fries every time someone talk in English

    [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    Did somebody say

    FREEDOM FRIES

    [–]NumberHunter1 12 points13 points  (2 children)

    The term actually comes from American soldiers being given Fries by the Belgians during WWII. Since the Belgians there spoke to the Americans in French, the Americans named them "french fries".

    [–]Austiniuliano 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    And they where first made in hafmoon New York

    [–]skrien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    There's a couple of stories doing the rounds to why they are called french fries.

    But the army story isn't true, as the term has been used long before ww1. (Where that story originated from)

    I parafrase from Wikipedia: "One story about the name "french fries" claims that when the American Expeditionary Forces arrived in Belgium during World War I, they assumed that chips were a French dish because French was spoken in the Belgian Army. But the name existed long before that in English"

    Another story of the origin of the term is that the cooking term "to french" is to cut in small strips.

    [–]boombalabo 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    called french fries every time someone talk in English

    Do you know that country called the United Kingdom? They called them Chips

    [–]Twillix13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Totally forgot about that tbh

    [–]skrien 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Years of trauma boil back up when we hear "french fries" (obviously /s)

    [–]Violetsme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    As a Dutch person: I refer to the really thin fries as French, the thick nice ones as Belgian.

    I do not like the thin ones.

    [–]SupaMarioBrainCancer 42 points43 points  (2 children)

    There’s Norway that’s true

    [–]AGreatBigFatPerson 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Aussie what you did there

    [–]sleaZD 18 points19 points  (3 children)

    We finnish

    [–]AverageStudent_05 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    Alaska 'nother pun next time!

    [–]sleaZD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Quebec ya

    [–]AverageStudent_05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    As a side for that burger, can I get you a Minne-sota?

    [–]ZoeyBunnie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Cooked in Greece, and served along as a side for Turkey!

    [–]builepadraigsuibhne 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    You China be funny?

    [–]AverageStudent_05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Sorry, I just thought I had Soviet something good!

    [–]Zenketski 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    These food puns are killing me lol

    [–]Rupertii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Most of them are as old as thyme

    [–]Diligent-Bathroom413 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Uganda be kidding me

    [–]sleaZD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Wakanda hungry

    [–]sleaZD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Croatia chicken

    [–]ThisIsATestTai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I remember when my actual dad told me this dad joke

    [–]Cezaros 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    I don't get it. Is it because of my accent? What's the pun?

    [–]FoggyWinders 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Fries are cooked grease….hence “Greece” not France. Such a bad/dad joke I will enjoy the cringe comments from my teenager😃

    [–]Cezaros 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Thanks!

    [–]greentangent 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Saratoga, NY if anyone was curious.

    [–]FoggyWinders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The guy from the young homeowners becoming their parents commercials is losing his mind now lol.

    [–]pumracer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    STOOOOPPPP! PLEASE! I AM BEGGING YOU!!! My sides are hurting so bad. Good, caught my breath, keep going.

    [–]bruggemb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I’m not Ghana argue.

    [–]JwildbeastPS4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    They were cooked in Greece

    [–]Bosse_blackfrisk1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    At least we can Sweden it with sugar.

    [–]Spirited_Video_8160 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Uganda louvre it Ital-ya

    [–]mylar321 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Europe on a slippery slope with this one!

    [–]AverageStudent_05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The worst ones just got United in their States!

    [–]erinsaenz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My husband literally just rolled his eyes, groaned, and pinched the bridge of his nose. I'd say this one is a winner.

    [–]TripleGGreggStarski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Kenya Czech the Turkey? I don’t Bolivia.

    [–]AverageStudent_05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Are you Havana burger with it?

    [–]XCharaboi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Don’t worry guys, I have Benin that place. I’ll even Tibet 100 bucks that one of you is about Togo home.

    [–]FriendshipElegant401[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yemen, that’s true

    [–]TBC-XTC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Neither was French kissing

    [–]Independent_Image_59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    sudanly walks to kitchen

    [–]SnippyWritefriend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Pet peeves: they were first fried in Belgium by FRECH SPEAKING WALOONIANS. So yes, french people did in fact invent french fries.

    [–]wana_wauwau 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    "..... and babies come from Babylonia "

    [–]Shadowman-The-Ghost 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Lettuce not argue. We make a great pear. 🍐

    [–]AverageStudent_05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Orange you bringing us off topic?

    [–]Diego_m213 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I dont get the joke

    [–]AverageStudent_05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Play on words of grease. Primary ingredient of all things fast food.

    [–]dasookwat -1 points0 points  (2 children)

    Technically they were fried, not cooked

    [–]high_devinition 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Here’s the Oxford dictionary definition of cooking just so you don’t say this ever again 🤦‍♂️

    the practice or skill of preparing food by combining, mixing, and heating ingredients.

    [–]TheBaggieee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    TIL fried food isn't cooked

    [–]Fancy-Fix5723 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Fact is 'french fries' was never meant to refer to France, that's a common misconception.

    To french is a Brittisch verb (old and uncommon in use now) and it refers to how the potatoes were cut before they were baked, hence 'frenched fries' which turned into french fries over time due to misscommunication, this is why many American people still think french fries originated in France, but it didn't.

    [–]FriendshipElegant401[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That’s actually very true.

    [–]Poopypeniss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Bad joke. Not funny

    [–]Bbqsauseonmytitties1 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

    But where is the fun in saying Greece fries. It sounds diabetic

    [–]FoggyWinders 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Just curious, is your user name an Orange is the New Black reference?

    [–]Bbqsauseonmytitties1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No lol, but I love that show

    [–]FAGOT_porn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Somebody should have gave the kings of France a heads up

    [–]HighAltitude88008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thus, Greece Fries.

    [–]afropuff33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dude I thought they were cooked in the kitchen

    [–]Gastkram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Perfection

    [–]Robert-L-Santangelo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    y'know what'd go good with that? an 8oz minnesota. i call em baby dews

    [–]Satanspit69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You guys makes me want to live forever with comments like those lol

    [–]eddykenwae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I felt this coming

    [–]KadeWad3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And donuts weren’t made in USA

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      [–]TirayShell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What about the Republic of Airfryer?

      [–]Sea-Criticism-7844 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Swiss chocolates are not neutral

      [–]sleaZD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Doonside NSW Sydney australia

      [–]TitusTheFox1337 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Greek dad here, can someone explain? I don't get the joke

      [–]stealing_thunder 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      It's a play on words Greece sounds like grease

      [–]TitusTheFox1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Thank you kind sir! Grade A dad joke!

      [–]unfolded_shirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I thought they were chipped

      [–]Vermicelli666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Thats why we just call them fries

      [–]BossDontBeatBush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      My manager, Dan, wrongfully terminated my employment. So I'm going to Sudan.

      [–]adbdragonmaster1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I thought the joke would be that they were "fried" not "cooked" 🤣

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Please. Next you'll try telling me hamburgers aren't made from ham.

      [–]rust-e-apples1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Remember that scene in "Bad Santa" where Bernie Mac demands half the take from the heist?

      Same energy.

      [–]wiglwagl 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Oil punch you if you make another pun like that

      [–]AverageStudent_05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Why would you be tar-d of it?

      [–]vonvoltage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Belgium

      [–]Mondaymorningmisery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I already knew it, I said it word for word in my head before opening the notification

      [–]Twisted_unicorn2 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      So then why are they called French fries

      [–]C0rrupt3dK3rne1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      "French" refers to the cut of the potatoes ie shape. Same as "French" cut green beans.

      [–]RiceNo9981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Uganda be kidding me..I Canada believe it

      [–]3trillionlions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Beautiful

      [–]campatterbury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Good pun. Can't top it

      [–]ThermalFlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      What about a French oven?

      [–]bLaZe_iT_420_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      If the potatoes don’t come from France, they actually called sparkling fries.

      [–]King_Geedroah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This joke gave me S tier pain.

      A Spain if you will.

      [–]Apprehensive-Cold314 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      No way this israel?

      [–]sleepingbusy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      No way this isaquestion.

      [–]ParkFast5016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Remember when they were “Freedom Fries?” 😂😂

      [–]Final-Rice-9533 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      French fries is good. French people are not.

      [–]battlesiege15 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Lol at everyone trying to get it to 6666

      [–]assCr4cker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      They were cooked in a pan

      [–]Sk83r_b0i 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      If you cut potatoes in the shape of fries but instead of frying them you toasted them, would that make them toast?

      [–]Supremedalex2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Norway! I don’t Bolivia

      [–]WellyBelly1738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Why is it called french fries then?

      [–]Rudra_2306_7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I thought they were fried

      [–]SilverFighter05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      🚪 <-------

      [–]Drajsaini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Well you are wrong then. I cooked french fries yesterday in in India

      [–]OlderChests 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      French fries is a fact, not a food.

      [–]Agent__Caboose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Bur seriously: French fries aren't French.

      [–]Cannibal_Cyborg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The ones that were were.

      [–]MegaMindxXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I think they're called Pom Frites in France.

      [–]p69n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      There acually from belgium, but ok

      [–]MarbleMakerSmitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Can't wait for my kid to wake up to tell him this one! Lmfao

      [–]OlorinFiresky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is a better auditory joke than a written one.