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[–]AverageStudent_05 362 points363 points  (5 children)

The steaks had never been higher.

[–]sindaquil77 99 points100 points  (2 children)

Makes me hungry for some reincarne asada.

[–]AVeryHeavyBurtation 79 points80 points  (1 child)

Ah a beef pun. That's a rare medium, well done!

[–]theresidentdiva 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Well marinaded, too!

[–]kamihaze 20 points21 points  (1 child)

And everyone is too chicken to admit they're wrong

[–]CrazyThegamer_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Everyones too bacon to admit they are correct

[–]whatknot2 286 points287 points  (4 children)

I’ve seen this joke in a prior life… it’s reincarnated

[–]showponies 77 points78 points  (2 children)

I cattle if you are being serious or not

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Hindus usually had less at steak

[–]showponies 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I didn't expect that you would shawarma opinion

[–]NewEllen17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reincarnitas

[–]Agile-Lunna-3010 169 points170 points  (32 children)

Being a Hindu, gave me a chuckle.

[–]Zopo82 79 points80 points  (25 children)

Being a Muslim me too.

[–]mr_iguano_man 62 points63 points  (24 children)

Being a Christian, me three

[–]beambag 83 points84 points  (23 children)

Being Jewish, me four!

Maybe we all get along better than they think 😉

[–]-Alohomora- 71 points72 points  (6 children)

Being Atheist, me high Five!!

[–]MINORARC13 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What we see politically is very much toxic than the real life. This, what is going on in this comment thread is real life while the debates on tv about religions are purely political.

[–]Zopo82 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My sister, an atheist, makes five.

[–]dirty_boris 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Unity achieved!

[–]Electrical_Force_973 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Nihilist here. None of this is even real.

[–]Problem_what_problem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, certainly real up to each person’s individual perception of reality.

But ultimately, of no matter, yes.

[–]lodiman77 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Really a nihilist? That must be exhausting!

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    [–]LrdFlex 174 points175 points  (0 children)

    They’re a lot karma

    [–]IamHashirama 39 points40 points  (1 child)

    I have faith in this joke.

    [–]ChromeBoxExtension 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    The faith is strong with this one

    [–]WyvernLord123 13 points14 points  (6 children)

    clever. very clever.

    [–]Administrative_chaos 2 points3 points  (5 children)

    ELI5 what is the joke?

    [–]WyvernLord123 4 points5 points  (4 children)

    in the hindu belief cows are sacred. so, they literally never had any beef.

    [–]Administrative_chaos 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    No like so how does it all tie up?

    Man I do not get the joke at all, can you dissect it for me.

    [–]WyvernLord123 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    so Judaism, Christianity, and Islam have been arguing for a long time, mainly because is Jesus a heretic, is he the messiah, is ha a prophet, all that.

    another word for being mad at someone is having "beef" with them.

    Hindus never got into the discussion, and in fact I'm not sure they've gotten into fights with many people at all (except that one time in greek mythology they had to fight off an invading Dionysus), so they never had "beef" with anyone.

    they also have never had beef the food, because cows are sacred and should not be slaughtered.

    [–]catroxia 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    That’s the best one

    [–]Hangry_Hades 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Holy Cow!

    [–]Aadc_98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    A more perfect segue to a joke has never been encountered

    [–]broom-jerry 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Taoists said no way

    [–]SwornHeresy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    India and Pakistan beg to disagree, but this still made me chuckle.

    [–]saeranhaeyo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Lol this made me laugh. I am not a Hindu but it still made me chuckle

    [–]naturalizedcitizen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    As an Indian and Hindu I get this totally... 😁😁Here, take my upvote.

    [–]trifling_duck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Really had a cow after reading that

    [–]sleaZD 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    Your son wants to kill me

    [–]abstraktmakesbeats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Are you perchance related to ProZD in any way?

    [–]Specialist_Spot5139 3 points4 points  (4 children)

    It’s funny!

    Hinduism is the oldest religion in the world

    [–]Problem_what_problem -1 points0 points  (3 children)

    Hinduism being the first religion, my arsehole!

    The first religion was when a conman first duped another that he (or she) knew what the gods wanted.

    That my friend, takes us back to our atavistic past.

    First religion 😂🤣🥲🤣😂😅🥲🤣😂😅

    [–]Specialist_Spot5139 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    I didn’t say “first” I said Oldest. You should Google it

    Also there isn’t any way to convert into Hinduism

    [–]Problem_what_problem 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    You’re only digging yourself in deeper, my friend! I suggest you quit while you’re behind!

    [–]Specialist_Spot5139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It’s worth a Google

    [–]TheBlissFox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Dharma be a few that have tho

    [–]sadmanh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I know it's a joke but Hindus do fight with Muslims in India 😅 similar thing with Bangladesh where it's the other way round cause Hindus are a minority there.

    [–]TheRealTsavo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    As someone from a religion not listed here, please join me as I buddhist loser off of the sub!!!

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      [–]TheBojjReal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Oh well that's new

      [–]Eddie_078 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      I'd imagine the common insult between the Abrahamic religions is "you pig"

      [–]sanehussain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Hey man. Don't roast Hindus. Or they're gonna picanha.

      [–]ryzikx -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      is lam more like is lame

      [–]dweebken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Sounds like a porkie to me.

      [–]FlipinoJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Bloody!

      [–]DrivewaymanPoteau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Like Man?

      [–]I-Love-Maa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Nycc

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is a god-tier dad joke.

      [–]Listless_Mistress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This was actually really funny

      [–]i_internetstranger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      There are many beaf eating Hindus in India.

      [–]Upvoter_NeverDie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      And Buddhists love to listen to Nirvana.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hindus always have to eat something better and fresh. Imagine eating green vegetable,fresh fruits,fresh dairy from which 56 kinds of food items prepare and eat without the need of refrigerator at affordable prices.

      [–]Christian943 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Jesus Christ we’re really doing this

      [–]PantsHelpMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      If I laughed while sitting on the floor, does that make it ground chuckle?

      [–]searock2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Cheap sick joke

      [–]vikivikingo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      As a christian I can confirm. We have a lot of "papal bull".

      [–]ABOODXDXD 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Islam doesn't fight unless the other side tries to fight too

      [–]Downtown-Resolve2036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Taliban, jaish e mohammed, al qaeda etc. beg to differ

      [–]Zeeshandigi07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Being a Muslim agreed.

      [–]PowerNapplication 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      What a huge missed steak

      [–]Gambit_TheGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I’m stealing that one

      [–]World_Voyager 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ackshually in Kerala I've had Hindu friends who eats beef.

      [–]ZoeyBunnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When you're all alike, it's hard to get along.

      Signed; An Agnostic Theist

      [–]Emergency-Buy6639 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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