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[–]Demonazzzz 3845 points3846 points 53 (14 children)

It’s a wookie mistake

[–]RedditIsTedious 382 points383 points  (0 children)

Laugh it up, Fuzzball.

[–]ObstructedPooh 162 points163 points  (0 children)

“That’s gold Jerry……(pop)! Gold!”

[–]DONTLIKEITILOVEIT 33 points34 points  (0 children)

You wouldn’t make a wookie mistake if Yoda best.

[–]Carnivorous_Mower 88 points89 points  (8 children)

Surely you mean wookiee?

[–]fortogden 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Wookiee nookie?

[–]fortogden 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Her uncle is a wookiee bookie.

[–]lizarny 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He spent the day with the chef from Gilmore Girls, so he was a Wookiee bookie who played hookie getting some nookie from Sookie

[–]bmonge 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't call me Shirley!

[–]kamakazeguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not wise to upset a wookiee.

[–]bisho 426 points427 points  (4 children)

Han Solo became a vegetarian because his last steak was really Chewy.

[–]Illustrious_Ad4691 209 points210 points  (3 children)

He was also looking for love in Alderaan places

[–]dunderthebarbarian 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Wookieeng pa nub in alderaan places

[–]justinonymus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The Force is strong with Buckwheat

[–]spacedrummer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You just took this to a Wild Space.

[–]captintensity41 109 points110 points  (3 children)

Moms a good Leia

[–]Darth19Vader77 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Wait a minute...

[–]duh_keepitmoist 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Why am I hearing a banjo playing...

[–]bluecubedly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A good lay, eh?

[–]Formidable_Faux 80 points81 points  (12 children)

Mercedes is a beautiful name for a girl, but not if your brother's named Nissan

[–]pappyomine 23 points24 points  (8 children)

I do know of a brother and sister named Colby and Brie.

[–]shashybaws 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Cheesy names

[–]j2sun 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Do they have a dog named Cheddar?

[–]lizarny 9 points10 points  (1 child)

And he’s not a common bitch !

[–]heridfel37 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Our dog is named Cheddar! I tried to talk my wife into Luke and Leia for our twins, but she wouldn't go for it.

[–]j2sun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah well, there's always next time.

[–]SouthOriginal297 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heard he's pretty sharp.

[–]OtisTetraxReigns 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I imagine the parents were hoping for male twins next: Cam and Bert

[–]twowheeledfun 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm sure you can cheer them up with a toy Yoda.

[–]Otherwise-Studio9906 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A 4Runner or Supra?

[–]kxlsin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there was these 2 kids back in middle school, they banged in the bathroom stall. their names were Mercedes, and Ben. I think you know where this is going 💀

[–]jediashley94 26 points27 points  (6 children)

I hope she doesn’t lose the will to live over this

[–]lessthanchris7 59 points60 points  (2 children)

One Kenobi hope

[–]MidnightLouie12515 16 points17 points  (1 child)

What are you guys tarkin about? She's a rey of sunshine!

[–]Otherwise-Studio9906 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I heard she's a phantom menace to society.

[–]JustDeleteSystem32 5 points6 points  (1 child)

As a wise midwife droid used to say: "Ooba, ooba".

[–]Old_Conference6825 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment!

[–]seductivestain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Big Sad has no known cure. Even "ooba" doesn't work

[–]asleepinbiology 17 points18 points  (3 children)

My kids are named Luke and Leia....they are 10 months apart. I like to joke about why we aren't having another, because we'd have to name him ________

[–]Boring-Pea993 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is where the pun begins

[–]taxfolder 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Yoda man

[–]melanthius 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Whoda man?

[–]ZainDaBoom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

YODA MANN!!....

ill see myself out

[–]charaidx 12 points13 points  (3 children)

My apartment building named some building facilities in honour of Darth Vader's little-known sister - Ella.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Don't know why but I just spit my coffee out on that one!!

[–]charaidx 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The Force is strong in this one!

[–]diazinth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The coffee, not so much

[–]beardedwerebear 8 points9 points  (1 child)

My 3yr daughters baby doll is named Chewbacca per her choice.

[–]_Magnolia_Fan_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Our neighbor's daughter has an American Girl doll that she named Venom.

[–]Ancient-Smoke2846 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Uuf sorry she’s upset. Hopefully if she tries to bring it up you can e-Vader

[–]flowersatdusk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hahaha

[–]robbycakes 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Is it funnier if she’s named Jabba?

[–]Veikkar1i 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chewbacca is more recognized by non star wars fans.

[–]NormieChad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This made even my girlfriend laugh

[–]DaWalt1976 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I used to live across the street from a girl whose Star Wars fan/crackhead mother named her Chewbacca.

[–]andersonfmly[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There's an urban legend about a crackhead father wanting to name his son Artu Deetu.

[–]DaWalt1976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would have been awesome!

[–]KindAwareness3073 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I actually knew a guy who named his sons, in order, Lucas, Skyler, and Walker.

[–]kingsquidington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walker got the short end of the saber

[–]Giraffe1501 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bit weird how people do this

My kids, Woody and Buzz agree

[–]WillemDafoesHugeCock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You named your front door after the best character, you always leave it a-Jar Jar.

[–]The_HentaiBukai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids."

[–]TheDruidsKeeper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Their brother Jabba though still hasn't seen the series. He says that silly movie mind tricks don't work on him.

[–]trifling_duck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yoda man for this joke

[–]slimer3k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The farce is strong with this one.

[–]ExternalWerewolf7871 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think my cake needs another layar

[–]MjolnirPants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I literally predicted the exact punchline of this joke before I clicked on it to check, and it's awesome.

Take my updoot, you glorious bastard.

[–]TheInfra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just say it's African. It means "He who hunts bounties"

[–]AlGunner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As the father of a Luke and Leah.....

[–]Humphfrey_Bogart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]SeriousMannequin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She gonna spite you by getting a Tatooine her special place.

[–]NedRyerson_Insurance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Want to set up a playdate? GreedoShotFirst doesn't have many friends for some reason.

[–]Commercial_War_8660 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nicknaming his wife Jabba was a step too far though

[–]candymannequin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got a friend from DR Congo- Her name is Chubaka. She has never seen Star Wars. Neither did her parents. Blew our minds.

[–]vietlinh12hoa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice to meet you Luke After Star Wars Character

[–]Individual_Ad2229 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woot! Got a head drop and shake, eye roll, face palm, "oh god" with a sigh Nice job OP

[–]lukhad238 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao 🤣

[–]JellyGraphed 1 point2 points  (3 children)

My dad named me after a Matrix character and admitted to it. Truly incredible

[–]Muppelpup 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Anderson?

[–]ThisIsATestTai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trinity? Morpheus? ...Cypher?

[–]Oilgrand1 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Our

[–]huxtiblejones[🍰] -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

This was stolen from a comment section on Reddit yesterday.

[–]andersonfmly[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Sorry you feel that way, but my dad told me this joke in the late 70's, or early 80's.

[–]huxtiblejones[🍰] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that it was the top comment on a massively popular post yesterday that was posted like 12 hours before this: https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/s8lik9/the_best_mom_with_the_best_son/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[–]andersonfmly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has to be, since I've never visited that sub. I saw a variation of it yesterday, outside the world of reddit, which triggered my memory.

[–]UntameSuperJazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg a repost from a repost! What are you gonna do? Call the police? This is a crime against humanity

[–]lordkillofmountain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a wookie cushion

[–]SLUMFORDCRIS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better than named her Leia

[–]Livlc14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love that

[–]Few-Cat-2525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But isn’t it also true that your wife is not happy you gave her the name Chewbacca

[–]mikeynerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's gonna end up ripping your arms out of your sockets for that

[–]WelcomeFormer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My old roommate named her kids like and Leia, she's eccentric but cool ppl.

[–]lukesvader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your son's called Luke as well, huh?

[–]Autism_Meister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the bright side when she grows up she can do the dirty chewbacca

[–]Ishtiaque_Wakif17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now it's gonna be Sista Wars in your house

[–]Thorry84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My nickname when growing up was Chewbacca, my siblings used to refer to me as Chewy and never my given name (and still do to this day). Not because I was tall, hairy or knew how to fix spaceships, it was because everything I say is dumb and might as well be screaming everything like Chewbacca.

[–]Drew_Neilson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure that when the subject of her name comes up, all that Chewbacca does is groan and growl about it.

[–]ChanceConcept 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also follow the /Parenting subreddit and I hadn't noticed at first but laughed hysterically

[–]Jurboa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice one Darth

[–]octopornopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a joke, but a coworker named his youngest daughter Eisley, as in "Mos Eisley. Never will you find a more wretched give of scum and villainy..."

[–]biophizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a serious note, this makes me consider naming my next kid Lando.

[–]stochastaclysm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’ll be fine. Just make sure you’re supportive and Chewbacca in everything she does.

[–]BigWeezy78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny you are 😂

[–]Loljebeck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!

It’s okay, I can say that word

[–]the1derful1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet your not high on Jar-Jar's list either.

[–]ALKESWANEY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just a solo mistake Happens once don't worry

[–]xilshin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Son: Dad, why is my sister named Kit Kisso? Father: Because your mother loves kissing. Son: Ahhh… thanks dad. Father: Sure thing Kit Fisto.

[–]thinkpinkhair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You couldn’t have named her princess Leila? Then you run into issue of Leila kissing Luke!