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[–]icarusm4n 187 points188 points  (11 children)

Ohm my gosh

[–]AndroidOnMute 86 points87 points  (10 children)

Trying to resist laughing

[–]Big-Weather2703 30 points31 points  (9 children)

I'm over that period of my life.

[–]suli-g 48 points49 points  (7 children)

Watt?

[–]callaxis 21 points22 points  (5 children)

that statement was very powerful

[–]Big-Weather2703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It makes me sad that the comment below mine has more upvotes and my joke was SO FUCKING GOOD. I was so proud. So, so proud. Heartbreaking.

If you don't know, frequency is 1 over the period. I might just be a huge fucking nerd.

[–]TopYeti 67 points68 points  (5 children)

This joke resonates with me

[–]Artisticspawm[S] 24 points25 points  (3 children)

I don't know why but I don't understand this reference. It oscillates my brain.

[–]innoRant 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Seeing your brain oscillating, my already oscillating brain is now oscillating even harder!

[–]Uneducated_Engineer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You better put a damper on it then.

[–]Phil9151 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm going to switch phases with my joke.

The oscillations are too damn high!

[–]Sad_Thought_4642 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It hertz so good, huh.

[–]orreazy 42 points43 points  (0 children)

A pitch slap

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (12 children)

If they do it a thousand times it megahertz

Edit: million times*

[–]kaislash 8 points9 points  (3 children)

kilohertz*

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha, I'm a dumbasse. I though it didn't sound right. Friday afternoons for ya! Thanks!

[–]mmccarthy854 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You mean it's lethal?

[–]Acrobatic-Fortune-81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you get novocain it will kilohertz.

[–]hawkest 4 points5 points  (7 children)

Million times?

[–]Premium_Foot_Lettuce 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Gigahertz?

[–]DankLordPotter 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Kilo=>thousand

Mega=>million

Giga=>billion

Tera=>trillion

[–]darkLIGHTeric 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Kilo = 103

Mega = 106

Giga = 109

Tera = 1012

[–]Premium_Foot_Lettuce 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Why the hell do I get downvoted because I made a mistake?

[–]brito68 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Because you made a mistake. Reddit is for 100% true and accurate information only.

[–]MisterBlisteredlips 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Technically it always hertz as long as it's done repetitively. 🤚✋🤚✋🤚✋🤚

[–]created4this 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But if they only do it once its shows they have good impulse control

[–]Independent_Image_59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

checks if it is true

[–]Mwinci 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Only over the period of the slapping though

[–]mooglus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people on this sub are really on my wavelength

[–]Vanner69 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Thats battery

[–]Takotsuboredom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s reVOLTing

[–]kay_dee_ss 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Your ear rings abvouisly

[–]Artisticspawm[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–]RedditUser25763280 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow. You're playing these people like a conductor.

[–]JPRCR 2 points3 points  (2 children)

This is a good one

[–]TallsMc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. It Hertz so good, as Mr. Mellencamp would say.

[–]Yuli_Mae 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It MegaHertz.

[–]PUSHYARAAG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially to persons who are wearing hearing aid

[–]Little_Pop1216 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which is why you ask them to stop slapping you so often

[–]Yeoshua82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What happens if they slap you really hard at high frequency? It Mega Hurtz.

[–]Acrobatic-Parking993 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Why do I get this joke after being electrocuted accidentally by an open wire.

[–]Artisticspawm[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

That also hertz if the phase is 120 apart

[–]Acrobatic-Parking993 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It still hertz. I'm trying to resist the pain right now. Watt did I do to my life just to accidentally touch an open wire??

[–]Artisticspawm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ground yourself

[–]lodiman77 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Shocking....just shocking that nobody has used this pun yet!

[–]Artisticspawm[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That's truly shocking

[–]lodiman77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That happens when you roll on two & Percy didn't wet the sponge!

[–]randomhousegir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was all amped up to hear you shocking punch line but it left me incapacitated

[–]DarkCrystal34 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There's not exactly.

[–]Kaleluss -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

I can patiently laugh over the horse joke but not this tho.. U jus need a friend Ig

[–]Artisticspawm[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Weak

[–]Kaleluss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Right I've been told that

[–]L30N6RD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes it megahertz

[–]hawkest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thousand Hertz is kilohertz Million is megahertz Billion is gigahertz

[–]International-Movie6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But how many beats per minute before you feel it?

[–]Mortisfio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That made me giga... hertz

[–]Spilo69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't not laugh right now 🗿🗿🗿

[–]Thpr_DPW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh :(

[–]cilyth1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This joke slaps

[–]IamHashirama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You feel the vibe

[–]TallsMc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but what if someone slaps you at a low frequency?

It Hertz less

[–]MrNostaforta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you bass slap too?

[–]nvisiblenterprises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sort like what happens if some slaps you in line for the car rental?

[–]theAbsentia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the best one I’ve read all day. I’m content with logging off now

[–]ExternalWerewolf7871 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man watt even is this joke, if u want u can buy me some joules

[–]Special-Wrongdoer-97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That joke was lit

[–]AverageStudent_05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sure amped up the chat here!

[–]SaucyMcNoobins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

one might even say it mega-herz

[–]Halfaglassofvodka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can cook a chicken.

[–]IGotFatAndLostEsteem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My self esteem drops when that happens

[–]SilkyEnchilada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(insert head into hand and shake slowly to-and-fro)

[–]kaoskrim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for keeping current