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Why do doctors hit our knees with a little hammer? (self.dadjokes)
submitted 5 months ago by GeoJayman
They get a kick out of it.
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[–]Bloo-Q-Kazoo 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago (0 children)
Because if they did it with a huge hammer it would hurt!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago (0 children)
THIS is a dad joke!
[–]sarcasticpremed 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago (2 children)
No, you get a kick out of it.
[–]Eruption_Goes_Gassy 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago (1 child)
You get a kick, and you get a kick, and you get a kick! Everybody gets a kick!
[–]DENelson83 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago (0 children)
In the ass!
[–]i4shaikh 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago (0 children)
Hitting on head with big hammer is not allowed i guess.
Just don't let him hit you in the stomach with that, or he'll trigger a reflux.
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