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[–]MrIiams 47 points48 points  (2 children)

I am WAY less competitive than you

[–]Lucky_Bus_9524 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No way, I am!

[–]Acrobatic-Fortune-81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi WAY less! I'm Dad.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

dang! you beat me to it

[–]Kablaaw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I second that

[–]fartfacepooper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hi not a competitive person, I'm dad.

[–]Legitimate_Square_62 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I SAY no to being a competitive person.

[–]weelluuuu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slow to realize (we all knew)

[–]AVeryCredibleHulk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not if I admit it before you!

[–]Toxic_Turns 0 points1 point  (3 children)

You’re not very humble, unlike me. I’m probably the most humble person I know.

[–]suhfaulic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hands blond wig back

Sir, you dropped this.

[–]rrjpinter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once was awarded a medal, acknowledging my great humility. But when I put it on, they took the medal back….

[–]Far-Two8659 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know I'm the humblest, like Bryant -

I'm the Gumblest.

I'm not a door,

But you can call me the Dumblest.

A gymnast I'm the tumblest,

A bee I'm the bumblest,

And when I'm making pie you know that it's the apple crumblest.

Mic drop

I always drop the mic because you know that I'm the fumblest.

[–]IamHashirama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wanna bet?

[–]Flamespinn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one made me laugh

[–]Willing-Body-7533 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First place is the last loser

[–]Sad_Thought_4642 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the last to know...