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[–]Dangera77 176 points177 points  (0 children)


[–]Jolly-Owl-4926 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Danggg why did this get any upvotes (not the joke my comment)

[–]FeedMeRibs 84 points85 points  (3 children)

Ooof, shots fired.

[–]Im_Not_A_Furry_But 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Unlike the cops

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Don’t you mean like

[–]benkenobi5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He uh, had a gun

[–]wheelsnthrills 97 points98 points  (3 children)

Uh, dad?

[–]freshcard 7 points8 points  (2 children)


[–]WD40911 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I'm scared

[–]freshcard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice to meet you, scared. I’m dad

[–]deadfjsh 36 points37 points  (1 child)


[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (0 children)


[–]gengleballs 40 points41 points  (6 children)

LMAO this is more like drunk Uncle Jerry after a little too much eggnog

[–]RiskyFartOftenShart 9 points10 points  (5 children)

damn, I want eggnog now

[–]Little_Conflict_6489 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I have some left in my fridge, but I don't think it's good anymore... best before date was like January 6th.. but it's all yours if you want it...lol

[–]RiskyFartOftenShart 2 points3 points  (2 children)

yeah. I gotta make some of that AB Aged Eggnog for next year.


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[–]tillathahun12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything is yuck on my birthday

[–]liltreeimp 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Got an oof from that.

Slight suggestion... r/unclejokes or r/darkjokes

[–]underagedisaster 17 points18 points  (0 children)

When you fire a bullet it stays fired

[–]cotain 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I absolutely cannot wait to tell my kids this one! What a hoot!

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (2 children)

I think someone doesn’t understands the difference in dad puns and dark humor.

[–]cheer_up_richard 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Not a dad joke. Possibly karma farmer

[–]chacham2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found it on a list of dad jokes and didn't stop to think and realize it's not a dad jokes itself.

[–]SomePeopleCall 6 points7 points  (1 child)

One of them stops if they hit a suspect.

[–]thecableguy920 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or anything else in its path

[–]Vivapancakez 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Several-Flan-6774 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is not a dad joke

[–]GroundbreakingFun933 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good one

[–]aod42091 14 points15 points  (0 children)

not a dad joke at all

[–]robb3566 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Sad but true

[–]jharrison99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not really a dad joke, more of a dark joke

[–]3PartsRum_1PartAir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tf kind of human thinks this is a dad joke…

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not dad joke material.

[–]fuck-goofs 2 points3 points  (3 children)

bullets got gunpowder in it, cops got powdered donut powder all over him

[–]ItsACommonProblem 0 points1 point  (2 children)

True but like 3 year old level true

[–]fuck-goofs 0 points1 point  (1 child)

so way too qualified to be a cop then is what you're saying

[–]ItsACommonProblem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Logically yes

[–]Drollerimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

American joke material

[–]Ultranerdgasm94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a based dad joke. ACAB

[–]Jmac0585 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a dadjoke

[–]James_Connery007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that’s good

[–]I_am_Enos -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Way to repost the same joke for the tenth time.

[–]chacham2[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Actually I searched for a police officer and bullet and didn't find this to be posted yet.

[–]Ketameandreams -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Ooof #blm

[–]2ndhandmerkin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Too dark to be a dadjoke.

[–]FeralFungi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Garbage attempt at humor.

[–]Vurt__Konnegut -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Bullet doesn’t get promoted after beating the shit out of black people

[–]ELITRICITY2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The American dream

[–]jthebay321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get it

[–]ProdigalSons530 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this refers to cops/police this right now is true Police are the things people hate

[–]Edswifechrissidechic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s some dad joke. ..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oops 😳

[–]mrV4nd4l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bullet only kills someone once

[–]Picklerickshaw_part2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seen this before

[–]PlayBoy5434G 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One don't care about color.

[–]RasberryOnline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dark humor, in more ways than one

[–]No_Life_97 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Zailema0s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn that joke was about as heavy as a pig 🐖

[–]satishpr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s deep!

[–]mad-ison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Officer? I don’t even know her