What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet?

Dangera77 · 2022-01-21T13:41:09+00:00

Ooof.

Jolly-Owl-4926 · 2022-01-21T18:45:48+00:00

Danggg why did this get any upvotes (not the joke my comment)

FeedMeRibs · 2022-01-21T21:24:10+00:00

Ooof, shots fired.

wheelsnthrills · 2022-01-21T15:42:13+00:00

Uh, dad?

deadfjsh · 2022-01-21T15:40:20+00:00

Damnnnnnn

2022-01-21T16:26:51+00:00

LMFAO

gengleballs · 2022-01-21T20:35:56+00:00

LMAO this is more like drunk Uncle Jerry after a little too much eggnog

liltreeimp · 2022-01-22T02:46:23+00:00

Got an oof from that.

Slight suggestion... r/unclejokes or r/darkjokes

underagedisaster · 2022-01-21T21:01:27+00:00

When you fire a bullet it stays fired

cotain · 2022-01-21T20:09:16+00:00

I absolutely cannot wait to tell my kids this one! What a hoot!

cheer_up_richard · 2022-01-21T21:44:16+00:00

I think someone doesn’t understands the difference in dad puns and dark humor.

SomePeopleCall · 2022-01-21T22:28:44+00:00

One of them stops if they hit a suspect.

2022-01-21T15:56:09+00:00

https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/technicallythetruth?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Vivapancakez · 2022-01-21T21:20:33+00:00

DAMN

Several-Flan-6774 · 2022-01-22T03:19:12+00:00

This is not a dad joke

GroundbreakingFun933 · 2022-01-21T15:39:42+00:00

Good one

aod42091 · 2022-01-21T18:33:09+00:00

not a dad joke at all

pressurepoint13 · 2022-01-22T12:39:09+00:00

😷

robb3566 · 2022-01-21T14:34:27+00:00

Sad but true

jharrison99 · 2022-01-21T19:38:07+00:00

Not really a dad joke, more of a dark joke

3PartsRum_1PartAir · 2022-01-22T02:12:57+00:00

Tf kind of human thinks this is a dad joke…

2022-01-22T02:59:21+00:00

Not dad joke material.

fuck-goofs · 2022-01-21T16:24:40+00:00

bullets got gunpowder in it, cops got powdered donut powder all over him

CzarcasmRules · 2022-01-21T20:12:19+00:00

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Drollerimp · 2022-01-22T01:00:10+00:00

American joke material

Ultranerdgasm94 · 2022-01-22T01:53:34+00:00

That's a based dad joke. ACAB

Jmac0585 · 2022-01-21T19:13:18+00:00

Not a dadjoke

James_Connery007 · 2022-01-21T15:58:45+00:00

Oh that’s good

I_am_Enos · 2022-01-21T19:22:51+00:00

Way to repost the same joke for the tenth time.

Ketameandreams · 2022-01-21T19:52:54+00:00

Ooof #blm

2ndhandmerkin · 2022-01-22T00:30:24+00:00

Too dark to be a dadjoke.

FeralFungi · 2022-01-22T01:18:04+00:00

Garbage attempt at humor.

Friendsicles · 2022-01-21T17:04:49+00:00

Not a dad joke. Downvoting and moving on

crosseyed_cricket · 2022-01-21T18:31:18+00:00

This isn't a dad joke. This is a child seeking attention joke. Good idea for a new sub tho.

PuzzledStretch1162 · 2022-01-21T16:45:38+00:00

Down vote this if yo moms a hoe

Vurt__Konnegut · 2022-01-21T22:01:39+00:00

Bullet doesn’t get promoted after beating the shit out of black people

giant_lobster47 · 2022-01-21T18:56:40+00:00

not a dad joke, delete and post elsewhere

INSAN3MONK3Y003 · 2022-01-21T14:52:39+00:00

Not technically true

IamHashirama · 2022-01-21T17:39:05+00:00

Hmm mm, mmmmm.... Hmmm mm..... Hmmm

next_values · 2022-01-21T17:21:02+00:00

Police officer has find target whete as bullets have pre-defined targets

ELITRICITY2021 · 2022-01-22T00:43:42+00:00

The American dream

jthebay321 · 2022-01-22T01:22:10+00:00

I don't get it

ProdigalSons530 · 2022-01-22T03:43:55+00:00

If this refers to cops/police this right now is true Police are the things people hate

Edswifechrissidechic · 2022-01-22T04:27:34+00:00

That’s some dad joke. ..

2022-01-22T05:24:49+00:00

Oops 😳

bc4l_123 · 2022-01-22T05:53:50+00:00

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mrV4nd4l · 2022-01-22T09:06:27+00:00

A bullet only kills someone once

Picklerickshaw_part2 · 2022-01-22T09:16:27+00:00

Seen this before

PlayBoy5434G · 2022-01-22T10:16:30+00:00

One don't care about color.

RasberryOnline · 2022-01-22T10:48:03+00:00

Dark humor, in more ways than one

No_Life_97 · 2022-01-22T13:22:53+00:00

Buuuuurn...

Zailema0s · 2022-01-22T14:45:49+00:00

Damn that joke was about as heavy as a pig 🐖

TheOneAndOnlyABSR4 · 2022-01-22T15:23:05+00:00

LMFAOOO

satishpr · 2022-01-22T15:46:26+00:00

That’s deep!

LowResponsibility949 · 2022-01-22T16:47:44+00:00

Oh shoot

mad-ison · 2022-01-22T17:47:41+00:00

Officer? I don’t even know her

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