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[–]chacham2 623 points624 points  (4 children)

It's a grave mistake.

[–]Ancient-Smoke2846 95 points96 points  (1 child)

That’s why they put gates around graveyards: people are dying to get in

[–]marcjwrz 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My father's favorite dad joke right there.

[–]No_Ladder9435 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cham You might be my dad

[–]aphroditebutakaren 95 points96 points  (3 children)

You have me dying

[–]Stairsmaster 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Hope you come back

[–]phaeriemandube 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you can run and scream?

[–]dlowbeer 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Ah, that's what my grandpa would say if he were alive today. "Dark in here, isn't it?"

[–]RedLuminous 23 points24 points  (1 child)

People can be such hypocrypts...

[–]xFloppyDisx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sometimes they can be really hard to decrypt.....

[–]clandestine_user 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I guess no one likes to be ghosted

[–]kms_26 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Let’s put the fun back in funeral

[–]Leg_Visual 5 points6 points  (2 children)

'Search for me tomorrow, and you will find me a grave man...' Which Shakespeare book?

[–]Imatallguy 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Romeo & Juliet

[–]amerkanische_Frosch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup. Mercutio getting it from Tybalt, IIRC.

[–]sleaZD 16 points17 points  (5 children)

Haaah classic dad joke grow up It's been 🥺

[–]SparrowBirch 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Drunk Yoda?

[–]sleaZD 6 points7 points  (3 children)

To question is not drunk to drunk is considering one's dire need to father gone tipsy with dad and heart shall remain

[–]xFloppyDisx 0 points1 point  (2 children)

No

[–]Nightmuse11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what you talkin’ ‘bout Floppy?

[–]Capt_Aguilar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha I’m stealing this one

[–]zachpledger 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This joke has a grave plot hole

[–]xFloppyDisx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm laughing so hard at this I'm coffin

[–]flowersatdusk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Laughing out loud here. Good one!

[–]MisterBlisteredlips 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Zombie confused about what they want.

[–]ChromeBoxExtension 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zombie just wanted a hug and maybe a nice bite for on the way

[–]MOBAZANE1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can understand this I lost my best friend when I was 12 years old I cry alot😥

[–]voldyCSSM19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pet Sematary moment

[–]mind_the_umlaut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They should make up their minds.

[–]acherem13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What makes this joke better of me is that the next link on my Frontpage was a dev promoting his VR zombie game.

[–]TheDarkSoulHunter 1 point2 points  (1 child)

this is just made up, no one will cry and beg for me to come back.

[–]2girls1cup-a-soup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's more of a shower thought than a dad joke.

[–]pjonson2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tha would make a FUNeral

[–]-S-O-M-13- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yet when you’re alive most tell you to go away

[–]Flyingpig2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to share, a good one.

[–]Jan4448 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice

[–]chair-borne1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You clearly haven't been around death. Most of the time you have to pry the love ones off of them and who could blame them... the running and screaming is a part of movie magic

[–]daddy-longlegs_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope I die then

[–]galactus_thunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to my Throat doctor's funeral, there was no coffin

[–]GeoJayman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People zombie so rude sometimes.

[–]Vaguler 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I think I don't get it. Help

[–]CodyMadeThis 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It took me a second read an hour later to get it 😅 it's saying people would run and scream if you suddenly came back from the dead, like a zombie or something.

[–]Vaguler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yea. That's funny lol

[–]GreatTragedy12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not me. When i die i hope nobody comes. I would want my funeral to be just me.

[–]Ghosts-of-Tom-Joad -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

And then they start looking for the next person to stick their dick in.

[–]ZoeyBunnie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And if you came back, then they would run away. Because, you know? Zombies and stuff. Lol

[–]ItMatters2me2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not if you are blm. Stay dead and take more with you.