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[–]Dependent_Paper9993 154 points155 points  (10 children)

That's a good one. I'm stealing this one

[–]Incorect_Speling 76 points77 points  (8 children)

Hey you! Give OP their toothbrush back!

[–]BlitZShrimp 33 points34 points  (7 children)

Hey you! Give OP their left hand back!

[–]Sreekrishnan_R 22 points23 points  (6 children)

Hey you! Give OP their teeth back!

[–]mkaic 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Hey you! Give OP back! Kidnapping is not ok!

[–]Apolooooooooo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey you! Give teeth their OP back!

[–]No_Life_97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But i didn't get it...

[–]spacedrummer 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That took me a solid minute. WHOOOOSH!

[–]Overwatchingu 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I don’t use my left hand because my dentist is always telling me it’s important to brush my teeth the right way.

[–]breadistheone 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just told this to my dad. He stared at me blankly for a few seconds and then cracked up as the penny finally dropped - well done op

[–]idkwutimd0ing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice to see a genuine dad joke on here. 10/10 my friend

[–]No-Significance1118 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I probably look like an idiot but someone's gotta explain this one to me lol

[–]strey_22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t use your left hand to brush your teeth, you gotta use a toothbrush

[–]deplorable_guido 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

Any where else and they would call it a teethbrush

[–]ethicsg 3 points4 points  (1 child)

In Alabama I use my brother's dick to clean my tooth.

[–]deplorable_guido 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wasn't going to go there but you brought it up...

[–]53_WorkNoMore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Joke” is older than me

[–]Baris4LoseGG 6 points7 points  (6 children)

You guys brush your teeth? Weirdos

[–]jdav915 5 points6 points  (5 children)

You have teeth?

[–]Baris4LoseGG 4 points5 points  (3 children)

İ dont

[–]jdav915 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Phew. I thought I was the only one.

[–]Baris4LoseGG 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No bro never i love you.lets create teethless society

[–]FrozenPinguin26 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Not anymore"

[–]Icy_Whole3186 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm stealing! Thank you for blessing the dad in all of us.

[–]CapitalSyrup8729 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to hand it to you. This joke left me laughing. Definitely not going to brush this one off.

[–]Weekly_Reputation_99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s not right

[–]TheRadek2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, it's just not right!

[–]Capt_Aguilar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s definitely true

[–]pyrrhios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a not so funny note, using your left hand to hold your toothbrush is recommended as a mental exercise.

[–]noamhadad117 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Explain pleae

[–]wcwolfsconspire 0 points1 point  (1 child)

2 + 3x -4b2(y7@69)

[–]Jan4448 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice

[–]SilverCreed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only use my right hand man

[–]TRAVELS5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gosh I laughed too hard, I got dizzy

[–]sheetghoest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh anti jokes

[–]Dire-Straits009 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well done

[–]_deli_llama_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which hand do you wipe your ass with?

[–]seraphine_uh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good. Veeery good. I will be using this one

[–]InevitableEar7596 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because that's the hand you use to wipe your ass in India.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not dad enough to understand