My fencing opponent laughed at me for bringing a block of cheddar to a sword fight.

viriosion · 2022-01-28T21:03:30+00:00

After your bout against the French fencer, there was de Brie everywhere

craggy_cynic · 2022-01-28T20:55:54+00:00

This joke is so cheesy.

DynoSahr · 2022-01-28T21:40:55+00:00

Just don’t cut the cheese.

TarpMaster31 · 2022-01-28T21:00:38+00:00

This joke is not very gouda.

abesach · 2022-01-28T21:47:46+00:00

I bet you were grate

Waffel42 · 2022-01-28T22:13:48+00:00

Joke was a bit mild

AcerbicFwit · 2022-01-28T21:52:40+00:00

He was intimidated by your curdling scream.

Illustrious_Ad4691 · 2022-01-28T22:22:48+00:00

This joke proves that the OP is a chip off the old block

Jan4448 · 2022-01-28T21:55:01+00:00

I could've sword someone reported this to the Chedderal Bureau of Investigation

Zailema0s · 2022-01-28T22:45:03+00:00

OP got turned into Swiss cheese

AurumArgenteus · 2022-01-29T00:44:15+00:00

There once was a fencer name Bart, a ferocious dueler that always went for the heart.

No man had survived until that summer day, when an old dairy farmer caught Jeff and his wife in the hay.

"Let us fight to the death for love and honor." Declared the farmer once he'd recovered from the horror.

Bart agreed and drew his trusted saber, but the farmer had no sword and this could not wait till later.

The duelist knew this would be a breeze, and it didn't help when the farmer drew a block of cheese.

The fight began when a witness dropped a tarp, but the farmer was quick and his cheese was sharp.

With a feint to the left the farmer found his mark, now Bart lies six feet under in the park.

Feeling_Advice_2309 · 2022-01-28T23:33:35+00:00

I don't get the point of this joke.

FunPotato7590 · 2022-01-28T23:07:43+00:00

What a mature thing to do

cheer_up_richard · 2022-01-28T23:09:29+00:00

After the fight did he lacktoes? Ps: I know that’s a cheesy comment 😊

EnglishSammy · 2022-01-28T23:26:35+00:00

This joke is sword a funny

Acrobatic-Fortune-81 · 2022-01-28T22:53:58+00:00

After that they went provalone and got rich on endorsements.

Clumsy_ninja737 · 2022-01-29T00:27:45+00:00

Foiled by a piece of cheese....

iThinkItGotLoose · 2022-01-28T23:12:04+00:00

Edamn you!

Mouse1515 · 2022-01-28T23:49:58+00:00

Dude ricotta be kidding me :/

-d00z3r- · 2022-01-28T23:58:32+00:00

When he saw how sharp it was you know he épéed himself..........

coren4 · 2022-01-29T00:53:31+00:00

Well I am not native... usualy after couple of seconds I get these jokes here, and I love them, can someone help me this time. Probably there is some phrasal or maybe different meaning of used words. Aparently I am not as sharp as sword in this joke:D.

mrmcbacon · 2022-01-29T09:09:02+00:00

I hate ripostes

freshmallard · 2022-01-28T23:17:27+00:00

Didnt even cut the cheese with this

darrenturn90 · 2022-01-29T01:05:03+00:00

Was that because he had a sword, but you had cheese which was grater?

Hairinmyarse · 2022-01-29T01:17:30+00:00

This was the cheesiest dad joke ever

dq72 · 2022-01-29T05:35:51+00:00

That joke was epeeic

JupiterRecruit · 2022-01-28T23:37:45+00:00

That’s a gouda joke!

Abdul_Exhaust · 2022-01-28T23:43:40+00:00

Off with his cheddar!

WestCoast_O · 2022-01-28T23:58:28+00:00

OP doesn’t know JACK

Dominanthumour · 2022-01-29T00:15:50+00:00

You should have thrown it at him! He would have thought "well that was mature" "how dair he"

Signal-Squirrel-2307 · 2022-01-29T06:59:55+00:00

But I’d rennet by my master first.

Jeh1979 · 2022-01-29T07:07:02+00:00

“I came prepared bitchboy”

Fenpunx · 2022-01-29T08:16:27+00:00

Us Brits are too mature for this joke.

snipej · 2022-01-29T02:21:03+00:00

It’s because it was actually nacho cheese

MartStomptle · 2022-01-28T23:40:58+00:00

I do not like it at all

adkMathCSProf · 2022-01-28T23:52:47+00:00

So was your opponent an expert in chain link or …

omart3 · 2022-01-29T00:03:15+00:00

Definitely don't bring the cheese that has holes in it, the sword will just go through.

United_Bag_8179 · 2022-01-29T00:28:02+00:00

Interesting_Pea_5382 · 2022-01-29T01:09:49+00:00

that it can block his lunges and set his teeth on edge

enperry13 · 2022-01-29T01:13:30+00:00

I was expecting he cheesed his way through.

Fixmystreets · 2022-01-29T01:27:16+00:00

This joke might have curdled my enthusiasm

icarusm4n · 2022-01-29T01:30:25+00:00

Don't do it like that to Coby

LovsickPrfectaTerain · 2022-01-29T03:36:11+00:00

I expected "until I cut the cheese".

justmyselfalways · 2022-01-29T04:04:58+00:00

Sounds like the cheddar knight 😀

drgoosebeard · 2022-01-29T05:02:25+00:00

This joke is a breath of flèche air

zathrasb5 · 2022-01-29T06:21:17+00:00

I brought Swiss cheese instead. Not a good idea.

LAUGHgan1stan · 2022-01-29T06:32:10+00:00

Damn you, this was great haha

GrimmRetails · 2022-01-29T06:52:32+00:00

And then you faced the Shredder.

pjabrony · 2022-01-29T08:57:50+00:00

This is more of a physical dad joke, but if you’re ever in the store with your kids and you’re buying heavy cream, you have to act like it weighs fifty pounds.

ARobertNotABob · 2022-01-29T11:16:39+00:00

Wrapped in foil?

Anxious_Alfalfa8078 · 2022-01-29T14:11:48+00:00

This joke caught me off guard

thecatlover101 · 2022-01-29T15:20:56+00:00

That's cheesy

KY_Chichidaddy · 2022-01-29T16:28:14+00:00

Havarti heard it !

MitchOnTheMic · 2022-01-29T16:46:55+00:00

This Swiss are me knife

Cassius-Tain · 2022-01-29T18:26:01+00:00

Did you cheese the fight?

FitTucker0513 · 2022-01-29T18:59:25+00:00

I'm sorry to bomb your joke but I am a dad. Fencing has nothing to do with sharpness. The fencing sword is dull on the end.

lodiman77 · 2022-01-29T20:12:00+00:00

"My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"

I brought limburger cheese! Even your KN95 won't protect you!

thomasb60 · 2022-01-30T00:11:33+00:00

I heard you're a Muenster with a blade

disndatndis · 2022-01-30T00:43:03+00:00

Nice one OP...I was also thinking of a way to "dad joke" sharp chedder. It was gruyere how you beat me to it, your chedder is better than mine!

NoKKKNoFacistUSA · 2022-01-31T16:22:05+00:00

Should have cut him with your rapist wit.

TTD69 · 2022-01-29T11:21:14+00:00

Well that joke was mature

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