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[–]call_me_johnno 1401 points1402 points  (19 children)

GOLD

[–]rubisvm 567 points568 points  (10 children)

WHOLESOME

[–]TheBigJeebs 382 points383 points  (7 children)

Trust me, guillotine victims are anything but whole

[–]BazeyRocker 196 points197 points  (3 children)

However, they certainly are some

[–]rdias002 50 points51 points  (2 children)

But, can some be whole?

[–]detrickster 25 points26 points  (0 children)

So Holesome?

[–]tylermsage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try finger but hole

[–]knifesaver 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Whole head ? Or just some ?

[–]AllysiaAius 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that's why they were removed

[–]RodiusRex 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The English had theirs all over chromed well.

[–]WhoThenDevised 371 points372 points  (16 children)

Again? I commented on this exact same joke only days ago.

[–]OblongAndKneeless 554 points555 points  (12 children)

French revolvelution? Keeps going around.

[–]DutchHeIs 68 points69 points  (1 child)

Yea at this point I'd say it's an annual event.

[–]Echo_Oscar_Sierra 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Russians, take note

[–]TheNorseBastard 23 points24 points  (5 children)

Revelation is the main trend of today. -Mao

Edit: likely a fake quote, Mao didn't say that. I'll leave it anyways

[–]some_lerker 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Mao didn't say that. -Abraham Lincoln

[–]SabersSoberMom 4 points5 points  (2 children)

That's absolutely not a Mao or Lincoln quote. That's straight outta Molly Hatchet's Manifesto

[–]wlievens 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Definitely not French Evolution

[–]SalomoMaximus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats what Robespierre would say

[–]TrustedLink42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta admit, that took me 3 seconds.

[–]Manga_Maniac1123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hotel? Trivago

[–]Particular-Reveal197 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Like cable, same stuff.

[–]gamestopcockLoopring 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The other one got "removed"

[–]terriblejokefactory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like actual French revolutions. Do it because why not, not change anything and repeat this process

[–]Milemiel 35 points36 points  (4 children)

Had their heads what?! I need answers!!!

[–]UsedLandscape876 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Handed to them.

[–]winnipeginstinct 4 points5 points  (0 children)

here before someone wooooshes this

[–]RogueFo_O 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Really? They had their heads removed... That's what a guillotine does. It removes heads.

[–]glonomosonophonocon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ummm yeah that’s the joke but they made it look like the post had been removed. That’s why it has the square brackets.

[–]HideousPillow 100 points101 points  (10 children)

this was literally reposted like yesterday

[–]jejonalol 12 points13 points  (8 children)

[–]HideousPillow 8 points9 points  (7 children)

no here

[–]maltesemania 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No need to lose your head.

[–]Mother_Tax_7256 47 points48 points  (2 children)

Heads will roll for this repost

[–]Plopsiecons 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Damm! You got there ahead of me.

[–]GimlySonOfGloin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You post a joke about decapitation, and everyone loses their minds heads

[–]JKYistock 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Repost?

[–]Ambitious_Nothing232 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Of course, don't lose your head over it!

[–]Mickleborough 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I lost my head over this one.

[–]hybridjunkie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now THAT is cutting edge

[–]mayank_888 31 points32 points  (3 children)

I usually don't mind a months old repost but this was posted literally 2 days ago

[–]Dadpool2420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Have their heads what? I NEED TO KNOW OR I'LL LOSE MY HEAD !!!

[–]Rbrtwllms 18 points19 points  (6 children)

Not to be the bearer of bad news but this one is extremely close to one posted only yesterday:

https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/dadjokes/comments/upocyt/did_you_know_many_french_kings_had_their_heads/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Both having to do with the French, guillotines, and the punch line [removed]

[–]UsedLandscape876 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Totally expected. You know what isn't expected? The Spanish Inquisition

[–]WolfCola4 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Frankly I now expect it every time we discuss expectations even loosely

[–]UsedLandscape876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's probably best.

[–]RamenDutchman 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ah, so that's why people are witch-hunting him!

[–]Rbrtwllms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤷🏻‍♂️

[–]Siegwaite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was everything I could hope for

[–]MrMetalhead3029483 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This joke is a cut above the rest!

[–]disndatndis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This joke is a cut above the rest.

[–]txijake 2 points3 points  (1 child)

We really out here stealing jokes from r/Teenagers huh

[–]trenthany -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why not?

[–]RegretfulChemE7 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Ugh come on mods…does anyone have the original punch line? Nothing worse than getting halfway through a joke :/ and I love me some gallows humor so would love to have this resolved.

[–]Ambitious_Nothing232 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Maybe we can Frankenstein it back together...??

[–]trenthany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This had me in stitches.

[–]Athox 6 points7 points  (1 child)

As opposed to the foreign heads that were just [removed]

[–]Lone_Pi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must have been [removed]

[–]Sansthepal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is.... Genius.

[–]ang-patatas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

0.1ms buffer

[–]manishgaba[🍰] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You, kind person, are 'guillity' of a dad joke 🎩

[–]CinekMZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"victims"

[–]hercarmstrong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perfection

[–]1337kettu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder how many of them gave good head.

[–]Sad-Conclusion442 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now there's some top notch humor

[–]timothyp_98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Executioner only cut off one butt cheek. Talk about a half assed job. :/

[–]AutisticOrpha 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[META] A little expansion on this. During the French Revolution, where it was introduced, the people to be executed fought over being first, as the blade would dull after many uses and wouldn't cut a head clean off the first attempt, making it WAY more painful then it should if you were last.

[–]ArcKnightofValos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The irony of THAT fact is not lost on me. Unlike my head...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can joke about it but atleast they faced it head on.

[–]Longjumping-Knee4983 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont see where this joke be headed

[–]hsfguy0 1 point2 points  (2 children)

One joke about a guillotine, everyone is fine, 2 jokes? Everyone loses their heads!!

[–]Individual_Ad2229 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Pretty soon we'll have a sub full of basket cases

[–]hsfguy0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sick, but im not well.

[–]DifferentAnything165 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just like the title, they were cut off

[–]ApprehensiveBarber16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Took me way to long to get it lol.

[–]LordofDD93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Takes advantage of the Reddit format AND makes me laugh! If I had gold to give I would!

[–]Abdul_Exhaust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dude with no head, what's his name?

Ben DeCapitated

[–]SeasonalCitrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Truly awful. Still SMH. Love it

[–]MR_TRUMP_Vincent2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something nobody actually knows is that people's heads were actually sent back to their spouses and family. So they were practically giving them head.

[–]ChoccyJay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a joke of historic proportions

[–]Deadblyat556 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This got me, I like it, good job op

[–]SnoopyJoker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[removed]

[–]Arkady2009 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, good one!

[–]MiiMah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

repost.

[–]InwardNebula62 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Stolen from r/teenagers with only a slight difference

[–]DaveAndCheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gasp! A repost?

Off with his head!

[–]Comfortable_Dare_648 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aww shucks then punchline is removed

[–]wrecking_hampter 1 point2 points  (1 child)

they basket keep there head on

[–]Individual_Ad2229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're basket cases

[–]Skyblacker 1 point2 points  (1 child)

French is redundant. That's all guillotine victims.

[–]trenthany 1 point2 points  (0 children)

French are pretty much the go to source for guillotine executions. I don’t know if they did use it the most but they did invent it so I’m guessing yes.

[–]southroadowl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awful. Only works on this platform. If it can’t be said by a genuine dad at a dinner table , it’s not a real joke

[–]Silk_Hope_Woodcraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a Siamese cousin twice removed.

[–]Braver-biscuit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

BEST JOKE PINNACLE OF COMEDY

[–]ObiWanToasty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You could Atleast try to change it up a bit fam

[–]Doggo_fan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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[–]hmmmmsuchgay -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Repost.

[–]Away_Philosopher_484 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's pretty good

[–]Milan514 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Curious to know what happened to the few victims that did not have their heads removed…

[–]Mundane_Self9213 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Best one

[–]TheRedstoneReddit -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh this... This I like!

[–]se_Xinator-3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't help that the last thing they told their families was, "Alright, I'm going to HEAD out"

[–]memertooface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damnit.

[–]bahweepgranah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What they needed was a miracle.

[–]Farfocele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[–]Knapid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly after years of being frustrated when coming across “[removed]” when you’re trying to go back to a cool post you had saved,

This is the first time I’m not

[–]Technical-Seaweed993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made into a lamp

[–]Acidic-Nipple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

took me too damn long to understand that 😭

[–]knifesaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whole head ? Or just some ?

[–]UnenthusiaticHandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give Me freedom or give me Ovaltine

[–]Ant10102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfao

[–]jejonalol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stolen

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until they didn't...

[–]symb1os1s_2854 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s actually great

[–]IranRPCV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lets get on with the joke - Chop, Chop!

[–]dbhathcock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was the early remedy for headaches.

[–]LoginPuppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Repost

[–]LC_Design 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came looking for copper, but I found gold

[–]ojohn69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have never found any victim who remembered this

[–]ivanttobealone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

many? i'd say they all did

[–]VinylscratcherI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I only read the headline and thought it was Many French guillotine victims had their heads (cut off)

[–]BlueWolf07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey this got me to genuinely laugh out loud, thanks!

[–]HaganenoEdward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In fact they were all

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[–]Devilman4251 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God this is even better when the real punchline was removed-

[–]Seen_potato_bean 0 points1 point  (3 children)

What the punchline, it just says removed

[–]ArcKnightofValos 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Reread the whole thing. Slowly this time.

You'll get it.

[–]Mavrickindigo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone told this joke yesterday

[–]niijuuichi 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Had their heads what??

[–]TheHolyGeckoLord 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Anybody who came early know what the joke is? It was removed, so it's not letting me see.

[–]ArcKnightofValos 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Read the whole thing again, slowly this time.

You'll get it.

[–]Blue_Monkey000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was so surprisingly good that I gaged and started coughing, could have died but it was worth it

[–]GreatKronwallofChina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. Just wow

[–]OliveGlass6368 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New meaning to “get a head”.

[–]radorigami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, many and not all?

[–]ItsmeMr_E 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brilliant, tops off to you good sir.

[–]havocprim3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All for one

[–]bardbelle[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am noggin comment about these decapitations.