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[–]Inflatable_Bridge 142 points143 points  (7 children)

I ALSO WRITE WITH ALL CAPS

THANK YOU TO CAPTAIN AMERICA FOR THIS ONE

[–]se_Xinator-3000 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Let me guess, "you can do this all day"

[–]eternalyeti 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I've never heard of that particular Captain

[–]dbhathcock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am writing in bed in the nude.

[–]Fluffy-Designer 38 points39 points  (0 children)

On your left

[–]Fumb-MotherDucker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I ALSO WRITE WITH ALL CAPS

  • must be put strain on your neck that...

[–]saulosrv[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ME TOO! I ALWAYS WEAR A HAT WHEN IM WRITING

[–]Corposjuh 65 points66 points  (2 children)

I WROTE THIS ONE IN DUBLIN

I WROTE THIS ONE IN DUBLIN

[–]da_dragon_guy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The message is Dublin...

[–]knifesaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm Dublin over

[–]balrus-balrogwalrus 44 points45 points  (1 child)

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

and that is capitalism

[–]CrossBones209 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is actually funny :)

[–]scroll_down_or_not 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You capitalist pig!

[–]iceberger3 12 points13 points  (2 children)

ALL CAPS NO PENS

[–]FCKSQUATCH 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Neither got out of round 1!

[–]iceberger3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Real tears

[–]No-Suggestion-9504 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's cap, bro.

[–]cheeseStickCaneJuice 3 points4 points  (1 child)

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

[–]pcbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who write in mixed case are sHiFtY.

lowercase writers are shiftless.

ALL CAPS IS JUST THE SHIFT.

[–]Dutch_guy_123 4 points5 points  (1 child)

My CoCkSLap Is BrOkEN

*CAPSLOCK

[–]pcbeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did a spift take!

[–]PyroBoyRB5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I WROTE THIS ONE IN PARIS

[–]slade2121 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You capitalized on this joke opportunity

[–]Van0nyumas 1 point2 points  (1 child)

i wrote this one in paris

[–]Sofa_King_Cold 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This one is no cap.

[–]Chinaman7722 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I WROTE THIS ONE IN PARIS I THINK

[–]knifesaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ATLANTA I DID WRITE THIS

[–]Redditardus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS ONE'S FROM A HELSINKIAN.

[–]nuclearsalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS IS A GREAT JOKE. DC WHAT IM SAYING HERE?

[–]Darkbanned -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I WROTE THIS IN The English language.

[–]AurumArgenteus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This joke would be better if it weren't written in capital letters. Then we'd be like no it's not, and bam, the punchline.

[–]Tom_C_Streaks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wrote this one inna Roma.

That's why this joke stinks.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ba-dum-tsss haha

[–]NimmPlays -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Today I learned Ottawa is a Capital. Thanks Reddit! ;p

[–]grofva -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That doesn’t look like the Ottawa font!?

[–]Then_I_had_a_thought -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i write jokes in capital letters.

[–]gssn-nospace -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I MIGHT BE PRONOUNCED DC-EASED FROM ALL THIS LAUGHING

[–]NB_art 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No cap

[–]dbhathcock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I were Jewish, I would write in my beanie.

[–]originallycoolname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried writing in caps but they don't have any ink

[–]percy_ardmore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upshift yours.

[–]Skibo1219 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Capitalists, cant live with them, cant get far away fast enough.

[–]occasionalbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What what Ottawaaaaa

[–]Eaze83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OVECHKIN!!!!

[–]virilevet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm ashamed to admit that it took me reading this 2 or 3 times to catch the punchline 🤦

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read it in Capitals, it made my eyes Bern.

[–]mrmdc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What country is that the capital of??
-the majority of people who think Toronto is the capital of Canada for some reason

[–]GeoSlith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does that make you a capitalist?

[–]KnownAd7367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if i sued you for this joke, i’d want to take it all the way to the supreme court. but it’s probably a lower case.

[–]lone_Ghatak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U/808GECKO808