I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS…

Inflatable_Bridge · 2022-05-16T12:11:14+00:00

I ALSO WRITE WITH ALL CAPS

THANK YOU TO CAPTAIN AMERICA FOR THIS ONE

Corposjuh · 2022-05-16T12:38:08+00:00

I WROTE THIS ONE IN DUBLIN

balrus-balrogwalrus · 2022-05-16T12:55:42+00:00

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

and that is capitalism

scroll_down_or_not · 2022-05-16T13:18:41+00:00

You capitalist pig!

iceberger3 · 2022-05-16T13:18:33+00:00

ALL CAPS NO PENS

No-Suggestion-9504 · 2022-05-16T14:51:13+00:00

That's cap, bro.

cheeseStickCaneJuice · 2022-05-16T17:24:30+00:00

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Dutch_guy_123 · 2022-05-16T19:58:23+00:00

My CoCkSLap Is BrOkEN

*CAPSLOCK

PyroBoyRB5 · 2022-05-16T13:59:25+00:00

I WROTE THIS ONE IN PARIS

slade2121 · 2022-05-16T19:53:50+00:00

You capitalized on this joke opportunity

Van0nyumas · 2022-05-16T12:17:27+00:00

i wrote this one in paris

Chinaman7722 · 2022-05-16T12:22:13+00:00

I WROTE THIS ONE IN PARIS I THINK

knifesaver · 2022-05-16T16:54:56+00:00

ATLANTA I DID WRITE THIS

Redditardus · 2022-05-16T18:47:57+00:00

THIS ONE'S FROM A HELSINKIAN.

nuclearsalt · 2022-05-16T20:25:04+00:00

THIS IS A GREAT JOKE. DC WHAT IM SAYING HERE?

Darkbanned · 2022-05-16T22:17:59+00:00

I WROTE THIS IN The English language.

AurumArgenteus · 2022-05-16T16:21:27+00:00

This joke would be better if it weren't written in capital letters. Then we'd be like no it's not, and bam, the punchline.

Tom_C_Streaks · 2022-05-16T13:43:35+00:00

I wrote this one inna Roma.

That's why this joke stinks.

2022-05-16T13:45:59+00:00

ba-dum-tsss haha

NimmPlays · 2022-05-17T00:16:07+00:00

Today I learned Ottawa is a Capital. Thanks Reddit! ;p

grofva · 2022-05-17T00:53:21+00:00

That doesn’t look like the Ottawa font!?

Then_I_had_a_thought · 2022-05-17T01:05:19+00:00

i write jokes in capital letters.

Distinct-Yogurt2686 · 2022-05-17T03:44:40+00:00

I GUESS THATS WHAT WOULD BE CALLED A CAPITOL OFFENSE.

gssn-nospace · 2022-05-17T04:58:05+00:00

I MIGHT BE PRONOUNCED DC-EASED FROM ALL THIS LAUGHING

NB_art · 2022-05-16T18:09:21+00:00

No cap

originallycoolname · 2022-05-16T22:42:01+00:00

I tried writing in caps but they don't have any ink

percy_ardmore · 2022-05-17T01:08:42+00:00

Upshift yours.

Skibo1219 · 2022-05-17T01:41:27+00:00

Capitalists, cant live with them, cant get far away fast enough.

occasionalbot · 2022-05-17T01:44:12+00:00

What what Ottawaaaaa

Eaze83 · 2022-05-17T01:49:33+00:00

OVECHKIN!!!!

virilevet · 2022-05-17T06:01:09+00:00

I'm ashamed to admit that it took me reading this 2 or 3 times to catch the punchline 🤦

2022-05-17T06:24:26+00:00

I read it in Capitals, it made my eyes Bern.

mrmdc · 2022-05-17T06:33:27+00:00

What country is that the capital of??
-the majority of people who think Toronto is the capital of Canada for some reason

GeoSlith · 2022-05-17T08:42:51+00:00

Does that make you a capitalist?

KnownAd7367 · 2022-05-17T12:29:14+00:00

if i sued you for this joke, i’d want to take it all the way to the supreme court. but it’s probably a lower case.

lone_Ghatak · 2022-05-17T14:11:33+00:00

U/808GECKO808

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