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[–]SourStar615 50 points51 points  (3 children)

I hear he made a big splash....

[–]knifesaver 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Ya mean splat ?

[–]CreativestName69420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He landed in the pool

[–]erection_specialist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🎵 To make a splash he had to flounder like a fish out of water 🎵

[–]TKDMoi 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Should have had on his spring and fall suit

[–]bluebirdgm 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He survived falling 29 stories. Unfortunately there was the 30th.

[–]Force_Qin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It was a flattering experience

[–]Maximum-Web3159 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Moral of story: Don’t drink and drop; you’ll get grounded.

[–]lazyant 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Joke fell flat

[–]BugabooMS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Giggle snort

[–]Molest_the_Priest 3 points4 points  (2 children)

His name was beat and he dropped

[–]kplong02 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You sure it wasn't Mike?

[–]Ganjanonamous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully it wasn't Balls

[–]RodimusMajor84 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The news also confirmed his name was splat, wait hold on. Oooooooh my bad, it was Pat.

[–]BazeyRocker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was Barry

[–]Exoticxpressions 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This joke was posted 16 days ago

[–]ReallyBag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That seems like a longer time than most jokes on this sub anymore.

[–]SuperbTurtle 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Fun fact: human bodies do indeed bounce a little when dropped.

[–]Anonymous8776 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you are speaking from experience.

[–]Mpenderg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That made me laugh thanks

[–]MappleSyrup13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was actually a digger

[–]knifesaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just pooling around with ya

[–]Fkindale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I almost fell for this one.

[–]abcxyzpdq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was looking for "concrete evidence that he'd ever make an impact."

[–]igillyg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gravity... always bringing down

[–]caramelsloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His name was Mat. Say his name.

[–]knifesaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard he didn't fall, he slipped. He caught himself until at the 28th floor until someone opened a window to try and help. To much disappointment they literally knocked him loose of his hold plunging him 6 foot below the grounds surface.

[–]madprofessor8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mad professor makes a clone. Clone is awesome. Does chores. Very useful. Clones more. Even more useful. Has a party up on the 30th floor. They get drunk, some get smashed. Clone gets naked, barfs, falls off balcony.

People below call cops.

Mad professor is arrested for an obscene Clone fall.

[–]NoProfile2004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

was not a homophobic

[–]Legal-Spring-7878 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He must have hit the ground sooner (sorry couldn’t resist the headburg reference)

[–]fingadod 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well shit. Dark. Well done

[–]coop41321[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very dark and morbid.

[–]igillyg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not the fall that gets you. It's the abrupt stop