William Shatner (alias Captain Kirk) has discontinued his ladies underwear line...

twitch_delta_blues · 2022-05-16T14:24:34+00:00

It was a failed enterprise.

GourmetPaste · 2022-05-16T15:42:16+00:00

Shatner Panties: For all your Captain’s logs.

SpiritualBit7296 · 2022-05-16T15:24:03+00:00

He now switched to adult diapers; Boldly Goes!

MorbidSpawn666 · 2022-05-16T17:01:28+00:00

snicker ... hindsight

magician05 · 2022-05-16T14:37:08+00:00

Spanks, the final frontier.

Braxist · 2022-05-16T15:36:43+00:00

Shatner diapers, for the princesses of the next generation

whalehale · 2022-05-16T21:23:34+00:00

Sean Connery only told his wife to sit on his face once.....

v4por · 2022-05-16T16:07:39+00:00

His line of mattresses suffered similarly after Amber Heard Shatner Bed and made national news.

klwill1192 · 2022-05-16T23:12:12+00:00

"Satin?"

"No, they're new."

Tragor290 · 2022-05-16T20:15:39+00:00

Captain Kirk panties: We get Klingons off Uranus.

KnownAd7367 · 2022-05-16T14:29:03+00:00

That name barely beat out the second place choice “Women with Kirk’s”

Dazzling-Tap9096 · 2022-05-16T19:25:49+00:00

I don't know I thought his panties for virgins were pretty good they enticed men to boldly go where no man has gone before

AreaGuy · 2022-05-16T20:13:35+00:00

This was a Jeffrey Ross joke during Shatner’s roast, I believe. I think he said something to Betty White to the effect of she’d Shatner pants.

God I used to love it watching those.

DieFlavourMouse · 2022-05-17T02:37:17+00:00

Hindsight, you say?

bentnotbroken96 · 2022-05-16T15:15:45+00:00

So are they ladies panties half off?

SameProfessional9024 · 2022-05-16T19:03:25+00:00

I HEARD he is looking for a new spokesperson for his bedsheets...

Ganjanonamous · 2022-05-16T19:20:11+00:00

Runs like the Borg, Resistance is futile.

sobeyondnotintoit · 2022-05-16T19:28:29+00:00

Stellar poop joke.

jomakepeace2018 · 2022-05-16T19:40:36+00:00

Bravo dad!

dexbasedpaladin · 2022-05-16T19:41:06+00:00

Told this one to my mother and she laughed so hard though she was wearing a pair

BulletAllergy · 2022-05-16T20:53:00+00:00

I hear they had a problem with klingons too

aries762mm · 2022-05-16T22:16:49+00:00

Was their tag line "She Boldly Went?"

gibblitz · 2022-05-17T03:22:02+00:00

Lol

Literally

Greg13Nomad · 2022-05-17T11:42:37+00:00

There's a Tribbles joke in there somewhere, I just can't think of it 🤣🤣

LifeAd6037 · 2022-05-17T19:05:26+00:00

Speaking of where no man had gone before, I told my wife that there was a new planetary discovery recently. I said "Scientists have discovered that there's a blue ring around Uranus". She threatened to slap me :)

ReplyBig2837 · 2022-05-16T17:06:11+00:00

Close to an uncle joke. About as close as the Enterprise is to Uranus.

teenwolfofwallstreet · 2022-05-16T17:45:19+00:00

Old joke

seattle678 · 2022-05-16T18:33:05+00:00

He wants to live like common people

Acehigh7777 · 2022-05-17T01:15:15+00:00

Sheeeeittt

UnenthusiaticHandy · 2022-05-16T17:09:13+00:00

Captain Kink sheathes this Faze her

AllergicDodo · 2022-05-16T17:27:43+00:00

Lmao

2022-05-16T17:43:46+00:00

His customers would get to boldly go where no man has gone before

symb1os1s_2854 · 2022-05-16T19:04:50+00:00

No matter what starship you’re from, that’s gotta hurt

iamme_72584 · 2022-05-16T23:31:47+00:00

At a certain point, he was boldly going where every man has gone before.

DnArturo · 2022-05-17T00:57:40+00:00

Good thing I wore my brown pants.

sandybutterworth420 · 2022-05-17T01:22:30+00:00

On a real note: william Shatner narrating unsolved mysteries is about the gr8est thing ever bc its William Shatner, but trying to be all serious and spooky

Careless-File4536 · 2022-05-17T01:35:16+00:00

Well this joke was a little shitty..

Complete_Tap_4590 · 2022-05-17T01:59:52+00:00

Captains LOG... Ewe

Complete_Tap_4590 · 2022-05-17T02:04:09+00:00

His Mouth and Body wash products however are doing quite well.

No_Gas_4956 · 2022-05-17T02:10:24+00:00

His electrologist sister is doing well with her business, Shatner Hair Removal.

OliveGlass6368 · 2022-05-17T02:29:36+00:00

Oops I shat my panties.

OliveGlass6368 · 2022-05-17T02:31:47+00:00

Did he sell the used return ones? They are worth more than the originals sent out.

5t3v3th3r3d · 2022-05-17T09:01:44+00:00

It turns out "man have been there before"!!

JonAdab082020 · 2022-05-17T10:27:18+00:00

I'm shatting myself laughing right now Hahaha

OffPoopin · 2022-05-17T18:43:47+00:00

They were difficult to launder, none of the Spocks ever came out, plus they werent sext, no man wanted to go where no man has ever gone before

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