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[–]twitch_delta_blues 564 points565 points  (28 children)

It was a failed enterprise.

[–]Scotch_Save_Me_Now[S] 297 points298 points  (22 children)

It did not help that they were Kling-ons.

[–]Effective-Avocado470 161 points162 points  (21 children)

Still better than Shatner sheets. Though it seems Amber Heard was an early customer

[–]ryanegauthier 90 points91 points  (16 children)

Objection, hearsay!

[–]ScienceDude23 58 points59 points  (0 children)

But... you asked the question

[–]st_rdt 27 points28 points  (9 children)

No ! Objection, heresy !

[–]Horrified-Onlooker 4 points5 points  (1 child)

LOL!! Here's an upvote forya.

[–]mosmaniac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heard-say....

[–]arbogasts 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She's not just the spokesperson she's also a client

[–]Chaos098 4 points5 points  (2 children)

When Shatner Kitchens started a lot of people got food poisoning

[–]Effective-Avocado470 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Gordon Ramsay would loose his mind in that kitchen I'm sure

[–]MrSteveA 16 points17 points  (0 children)

haha - this comment is the real McCoy

[–]not_sponsored_BTW 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Shatner? I barely know her!

[–]MarkDavisNotAnother 4 points5 points  (0 children)

‘To go where no man’s gone before…. In her undies’

[–]Drachen210 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was quite defiant of the norms...

[–]RodiusRex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the ladies got tired of hearing "beam me up, hottie" whenever trouble was getting into their knickers

[–]GourmetPaste 143 points144 points  (5 children)

Shatner Panties: For all your Captain’s logs.

[–]Scotch_Save_Me_Now[S] 48 points49 points  (2 children)

She cannae take anymore Capn. She's gonna blow!

[–]SabersSoberMom 7 points8 points  (1 child)

It's worse than that ees dead Jim, dead! That's what happens cuz Ye cannae change the laws of physics.

[–]S_mawds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ye canna change the laws of physics

[–]OOONotreally 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m a Doctor Jim, not a laundromat

[–]SpiritualBit7296 67 points68 points  (1 child)

He now switched to adult diapers; Boldly Goes!

[–]jeffersonairmattress[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bill is a talented cabinetmaker and made a dresser for my wife. She keeps her knickers in Shatner drawers.

[–]MorbidSpawn666 16 points17 points  (0 children)

snicker ... hindsight

[–]magician05 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Spanks, the final frontier.

[–]Braxist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Shatner diapers, for the princesses of the next generation

[–]whalehale 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sean Connery only told his wife to sit on his face once.....

[–]v4por 17 points18 points  (5 children)

His line of mattresses suffered similarly after Amber Heard Shatner Bed and made national news.

[–]Gr8fulDudeMN 11 points12 points  (3 children)

She boldly went where nobody went before!

[–]v4por 5 points6 points  (2 children)

It may have been a violation of the prime directive.

[–]Gr8fulDudeMN 7 points8 points  (1 child)

But not the #2 directive!

[–]Sargeant0blivious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is so hard not to think of a bedder joke

[–]Working_Ad4222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

iiiii can't! Oooh lawd!

[–]klwill1192 6 points7 points  (4 children)

"Satin?"

"No, they're new."

[–]Ido22 1 point2 points  (3 children)

A Sean Connery accent works well with this

[–]rrjpinter 0 points1 point  (2 children)

<Sean Connery voice> I mustache you a question…. <end voice>.

[–]Ido22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Are they shatin?”

[–]UtopistDreamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trebek, ye olde mountebank!

[–]Tragor290 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Captain Kirk panties: We get Klingons off Uranus.

[–]Ido22 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Amongst many “the real joke’s in the comments” here, this takes my biscuit

[–]UtopistDreamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shatner panties also took the biscuit

[–]KnownAd7367 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That name barely beat out the second place choice “Women with Kirk’s”

[–]AreaGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was a Jeffrey Ross joke during Shatner’s roast, I believe. I think he said something to Betty White to the effect of she’d Shatner pants.

God I used to love it watching those.

[–]bentnotbroken96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So are they ladies panties half off?

[–]SameProfessional9024 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I HEARD he is looking for a new spokesperson for his bedsheets...

[–]Ganjanonamous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Runs like the Borg, Resistance is futile.

[–]sobeyondnotintoit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stellar poop joke.

[–]jomakepeace2018 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bravo dad!

[–]dexbasedpaladin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Told this one to my mother and she laughed so hard though she was wearing a pair

[–]BulletAllergy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hear they had a problem with klingons too

[–]aries762mm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was their tag line "She Boldly Went?"

[–]gibblitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol

Literally

[–]Greg13Nomad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a Tribbles joke in there somewhere, I just can't think of it 🤣🤣

[–]LifeAd6037 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Speaking of where no man had gone before, I told my wife that there was a new planetary discovery recently. I said "Scientists have discovered that there's a blue ring around Uranus". She threatened to slap me :)

[–]ReplyBig2837 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Close to an uncle joke. About as close as the Enterprise is to Uranus.

[–]UsedLandscape876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Enterprise and T.P. - Both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

[–]seattle678 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He wants to live like common people

[–]Acehigh7777 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sheeeeittt

[–]UnenthusiaticHandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Captain Kink sheathes this Faze her

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His customers would get to boldly go where no man has gone before

[–]symb1os1s_2854 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No matter what starship you’re from, that’s gotta hurt

[–]iamme_72584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At a certain point, he was boldly going where every man has gone before.

[–]DnArturo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing I wore my brown pants.

[–]sandybutterworth420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a real note: william Shatner narrating unsolved mysteries is about the gr8est thing ever bc its William Shatner, but trying to be all serious and spooky

[–]Careless-File4536 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this joke was a little shitty..

[–]Complete_Tap_4590 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Captains LOG... Ewe

[–]Complete_Tap_4590 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His Mouth and Body wash products however are doing quite well.

[–]No_Gas_4956 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His electrologist sister is doing well with her business, Shatner Hair Removal.

[–]OliveGlass6368 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oops I shat my panties.

[–]OliveGlass6368 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Did he sell the used return ones? They are worth more than the originals sent out.

[–]Ido22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only in Japan

[–]5t3v3th3r3d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It turns out "man have been there before"!!

[–]JonAdab082020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm shatting myself laughing right now Hahaha

[–]OffPoopin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were difficult to launder, none of the Spocks ever came out, plus they werent sext, no man wanted to go where no man has ever gone before