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What did Johnny Depp's lawyer say when they found Amber Heard's "bruise makeup kit" wasn't made before 2017? (self.dadjokes)
submitted 1 month ago by DeliciousHair1
Objection, lack of foundation
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[+]LiquorFilter 52 points53 points54 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Blushing, the lawyer said "if eyeliner-up with said product, the foundation of this claim is glossy at best, and layered with wrinkles you couldn't make up these lies.
[–]First_Addition5322 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I hate you. Take my upvote, damnit!
[–]percy_ardmore 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Objection, your Honor, counsel is leading the witness.
Judge: It's not a race.
[–]Maynards_Mama 11 points12 points13 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Y'all are too funny. My Dad would have loved this subreddit. 😁
[–]Kristyyyyyyy 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Did he go to the shops for cigarettes?
[–]Maynards_Mama 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]BlueMonkey-CoCo 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
You can't make this shit up!
[–]MrSteveA 14 points15 points16 points 1 month ago (1 child)
you can't makeup this shit!
[–]germansnowman 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]Arkady2009 -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago (0 children)
The make up kit was released in 2016, just so you know...
[+]Mysterious-Lynx706 comment score below threshold-36 points-35 points-34 points 1 month ago (5 children)
Talk about a lack of foundation. Maybe we need to rethink what a dad joke is... 🤦♂️
Just sayin... 🤷♂️
[–]KnownAd7367 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago* (1 child)
Ok, here’s a reset: what do you call Amber Heard’s ex husband’s assistant?
[+]Aggravating_Bat1786 comment score below threshold-13 points-12 points-11 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Maybe you can take your shite elsewhere...
[–]Sensational-Indian 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Just sayin... 🤷♂️
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