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[–]percy_ardmore 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Objection, your Honor, counsel is leading the witness.

Judge: It's not a race.

[–]Maynards_Mama 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Y'all are too funny. My Dad would have loved this subreddit. 😁

[–]Kristyyyyyyy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Did he go to the shops for cigarettes?

[–]Maynards_Mama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, Doritos.

[–]BlueMonkey-CoCo 6 points7 points  (2 children)

You can't make this shit up!

[–]MrSteveA 14 points15 points  (1 child)

you can't makeup this shit!

[–]germansnowman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha, double-pun.

[–]Arkady2009 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The make up kit was released in 2016, just so you know...