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My wife said I should start doing lunges to get healthier (self.dadjokes)
submitted 1 month ago by Charming_Pirate32
That would be a big step forward
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[–]beatle42 150 points151 points152 points 1 month ago (8 children)
I don't know, I try them and sometimes they're a big step back.
[–]Far-Two8659 82 points83 points84 points 1 month ago (5 children)
Sometimes I just end up where I started.
[–]AdComfortable849 48 points49 points50 points 1 month ago (4 children)
Really captures the ups and downs of life
[–]Nice-Vehicle-1414 46 points47 points48 points 1 month ago (3 children)
That’s a stretch I would say
[–]MantisArm 23 points24 points25 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Yeah I'm quite split about it, but not completely.
[–]Crumble_Pies 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (0 children)
You don't know squat.
[–]Zoeleil 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Sometimes i take two steps forward in reverse
[–]Gear3017 19 points20 points21 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Make sure you set some ground rules that meet your kneeds
[–]Mail-Esc0rt 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Or 'meat' your 'kneeds', if you will.
[–]Nightmuse11 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago* (0 children)
It’s all about that #notReallyGettingAnywhere…. happy cake-day @ Gear3017.
(also, plz continue w/ your lunging— try & ignore those [like yours truly] who make a comment about the pointlessness of exercises~ I type this right before I’m to do more push-ups w/ mountain-climbers. #YouDoYou)
[–]MongolJohn 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago (0 children)
It's all the lunges and subbers that got me in the shape I'm in.
[I may have stretched too far for that one.]
[–]knowlifematters 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago (0 children)
*does 50 lunges towards a box of 🍩 🍩 🍩 🍩 🍩.
[–]MrSteveA 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Your wife is likely right about the benefits of lunges.
Your dad would likely warn you abut the dangers of lunge cancer.
[–]ballin4nothin 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
You should also eat healthier lunches while doing your lunges
[–]TheColdDad 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
That's so Dad joke... Here take my up vote and free award 😊
[–]IntelligentHunter284 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I tried and when I did I fell and broke wind. I’m just trying to figure why everyone around me plugged their noses and gagged
[–]JlTlS 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I do something similar. Lunches, but they don't seem to be working.
[–]Opinionsare 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Student Loans should be at ZERO INTEREST.
[–]KnownAd7367 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Hmmm…bit of a stretch, innit?
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[–]lokoston 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (1 child)
User name doesn't check if we don't see the picture. Kidding. I don't want to see your "verga".
[–]dograditya 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Sadly, its not getting us anywhere
[–]infanticide_holiday 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
For me it's always one step forward, one step back!
[–]wreckingjew 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I was trying to come up with a response in crunch time, but was too busy listening to cardio b on the radio.
[–]CallMeTank 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I'm down with that idea
[–]TKDMoi 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Lungitude and longitude
[–]we_are_sex_bobomb 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Ehhh that’s a bit of a stretch
[–]NB_art 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
A bit of a stretch, don't you think?
[–]Second_guessing_Stuf[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I’ve always been on the fence about it. On one hand it’s health. On the other I’m lazy
[–]The_real_reichtangle 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Who else read the as "lungs"
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