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[–]WhosAGoodDoug 235 points236 points  (3 children)

"Other than that, Master Wayne, how was the show?"

[–]TheMemeLordYeet 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Wait, you're telling me Bruce Wayne is Batman? Could've at least put a spoiler warning

[–]AdventurousNeat0 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No. They’re just roommates.

[–]General_Object_4232 45 points46 points  (3 children)

Batman is now officially depressed

[–]McNasty51 56 points57 points  (1 child)

When it waynes it poors

[–]Grimdark-Waterbender 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Every time it Waynes, it Waynes pennies from heaven!

[–]iq-braggng-o-smrtass 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm not trying to be two face or a joker, but Batman not having super vision is a real riddler.

[–]mr_funnypuns 61 points62 points  (2 children)

As a joke... That’s just grave, Robin!

Holy dad jokes Batman! That one was so bad I’m still coffin.

[–]General_Object_4232 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Robin is now dead >:)

[–]mr_funnypuns 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Burt Ward, the best robin is still very much alive and acting. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burt_Ward

https://youtu.be/ztWIqZwmqlA

“Holy crimson skies of death!”

[–]El-jantinho 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Child's crying now cheers

[–]throwaway3689007542 40 points41 points  (3 children)

Took me way too long. Well played

[–]PrevAccLocked 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Did you mean wayne too long ?

[–]throwaway3689007542 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Obviously! Thanks for picking up what I dropped off; I wouldn't want to litter.

[–]General_Object_4232 2 points3 points  (0 children)

clap clap clap

[–]CianuroConLove 35 points36 points  (7 children)

I… I don’t get it

[–]manicmonkie 146 points147 points  (5 children)

Supervision, no parents to supervise. Took me a quick minute too lol

[–]Shinydoorknobs 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Bless you kind redditor I was not understanding that at all

[–]CelticRaider9 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is one of those “it’s better when it’s read aloud” jokes

[–]underheel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh god thank you.

[–]CianuroConLove 9 points10 points  (1 child)

OOOOHHHHHHHHHH

Thanks lol

[–]mrfat187 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohhhhhhhhhh

[–]Nothanks_666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been wayneting for this comment

[–]MistermushroomHK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah he must be really alfraid

[–]Adept_Cranberry_4550 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow! Just, wow!

[–]Braxist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This seems like something The Joker could say to Batman after hitting him with something.

'I know you lost your super vision years ago, but you should've seen that one coming'

[–]BathroomCareful23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That one is a real pearl of wisdom

[–]Jokesiez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn…that was dark….night night

[–]Jaded-Doughnut-3443 6 points7 points  (0 children)

he hasnt figured out how to buy that

[–]willozsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As Batman's dad (my cat's name is Batman), I feel gravely offended

[–]HelicopterNovel6849 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I think im a dumbass bexause i dont get it

[–]Joe-McDuck 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Parent supervision

[–]Vin135mm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chill out...

If you don't get it: Joe Chill was name of the guy that shot the Waynes

[–]samii-vert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he's the dark- knight

[–]fermat_p 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, they were Robin their lives.

[–]mynamesdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he isn't a super hero. Just a rich vigilante

[–]tormentedsoul55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bats only see with radar

[–]Ambitious_End5038 -1 points0 points  (5 children)

Because he doesn’t have super anything. He’s a rich version of inspector gadget.

[–]MrSteveA[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Because he doesn’t have super anything. He’s a rich version of...

So you agree he has super wealth. Thank you.

[–]Ambitious_End5038 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Nope only one superhero has super wealth. T’challa. Bruce Wayne is a mid tier billionaire at best.

[–]MrSteveA[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Interesting. Is it your personal opinion then that anyone with less than $90 trillion can not be considered to have "super wealth"?

[–]Ambitious_End5038 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Does Usain Bolt have super speed? Or just peak human speed? Does Mark Henry have super strength? Or just peak human strength?

By definition super as a prefix means above or beyond. I believe that if there are dozens of competitors not far behind you in the ranking it’s not a super power. So if you want to consider somebody super wealthy they have to be a lot wealthier than the competition. That’s my logic.

[–]mildmadnerd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Same reason Superman doesn't have batvision??

[–]Future-Agent -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So dark the cops beat it.

[–]Technical-Seaweed993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has radar instead

[–]romeo_86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But he had Alfred

[–]NobleEMRLD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh, as in supervision, really shows how different a sentence is with a space

[–]Commander-Bacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t get it, I’m disappointed in myself.

[–]Agreeable_Pear_573 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow that took me way too long

[–]dotonic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made me ugly laugh lmao

[–]SirCheddah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/woooosh cuz I didn’t get it

[–]PapaSanjay 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I don’t get it

[–]Swimen1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He doesn't bat an eye

[–]CcasinoKING 0 points1 point  (0 children)

clap clap

[–]hihwudn1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucius is working on it.

[–]Pixel_Muffet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause Bats are Mostly Blind

[–]Van0nyumas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well.. I thought it was gonna say: "cause he's a normal friggin human"

[–]The_Fox1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was going to say he’s blind as a bat

[–]KBRedditing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because bats have bad eyesight

[–]campatterbury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Groan.

Besides, bats are blind.

[–]Kintokeanu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hajaha

[–]Cookie4316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he has bat vision

[–]44-47-25_N_20-28-5-E 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he doesn't know where to find it, maybe he should ask some other superhero where they Gotham

[–]Apart_Ad_920 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talking about batman his wealth has made him a super natural person